Suprise Jokes

Funniest Suprise Short Jokes

Short suprise jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The suprise humour may include short intent jokes also.

1. A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar... The bar tender suprised says "Huh, where'd you get him?"
   "Africa" said the parrot
2. A magician lost a leg during his performance. The audience was suprised he could pull it off.
3. When people ask me where I got my well drawn tattoo, their always suprised when I say i got it in Spain. Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
4. The kids were really suprised when I put ginger in their curry... ...they really *did* love that cat.
   > Stolen from a recent episode of *Match Of The Day*
5. My girlfriend said she dosent want to be with me anymore I was very suprised that my right hand can talk
6. Analysts are suprised Chris Christie ran for president in the first place They thought he'd walk
7. Did you hear that Tote's have brought out a line of spherical candies of suprisingly high quality? They're totes amazeballs.
8. Chivalry I want to name my child Chivalry. Because I am not good and taking care of children. So no one will be suprised when I say Chivalry is dead.
9. What do you call the element of suprise? The Spanish Inquisition
10. I threw my blind girlfriend a suprise bukakke party... You should have seen her face. She didn't see it coming.

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Suprise One Liners

Which suprise one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with suprise? I can suggest the ones about disappointment and amazement.

1. Scientists have discovered the new element AH The element of suprise
2. Turns out I am adopted! suprised my dads never told me
3. I told my sister she'd drawn her eyebrows on too high she looked suprised
4. 2 blondes walk into a bar Im still suprised neither one of them saw it
5. I ate so much at Thanksgiving, I had to loosen my Fitbit.
   
6. How do u say suprise in german? Blitzkrieg
7. What do you get when you put a lift kit on a supra Suprised
   I'll see myself out.
8. I was suprised Green Bay lost. I thought Aaron Rodgers had a shot.
9. Why cant you suprise a snow man? Because its an inanimate object.
10. What did the vampire say when he saw a pregnant woman? Kinder Suprise.
11. So America won gold for shooting in the Olympics. No suprise there.
12. A blind girl went to a suprise bukakke party... She didn't know what came over her.
13. Want to know the top 10 facts about diarrhoea? Number 2 will suprise you!
14. I had a suprise test at school today I was totally surprised
15. What did they Gengar do to the Vanillish? Used Lick, it was suprisingly effective.

Silly & Ridiculous Suprise Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about suprise you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dismay jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make suprise pranks.