Supreme Leader Jokes
26 supreme leader jokes and hilarious supreme leader puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about supreme leader that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Supreme Leader Short Jokes
Short supreme leader jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The supreme leader humour may include short leader kim jokes also.
- Kylo Ren and Supreme Leader Snoke go to a restaurant. Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren? Because he made the First Order!
- In N.Korea, how can you tell the difference between a supreme cheater and a supreme leader? One fell on ice, the other will ice the one who fell!
- In a world where people are dictated by their expensive clothing... One man rose above them all.
He was the Supreme Leader. - Supreme Leader Snoke couldn't decide if he liked Rey or Kylo more. He was split between them.
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Supreme Leader One Liners
Which supreme leader one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with supreme leader? I can suggest the ones about religious leader and supreme.
- Who is the Supreme leader of House Techno Music? Kim Jong Untz-untz-untz-untz
- Why does hypebeasts love Kim Jung-Un? He's their Supreme leader
- Why does North Korea catch the biggest fish? They have a Supreme Leader
- What do Kim Jong-un and James Jebbia have in common? They are both supreme leaders
- Who is the supreme religious leader of the corns? Pope corn!
- What do the leaders of North Korea wear? Supreme.
- I bought this supreme shirt at north korea.... Does that make me the supreme leader???
- What is Kylo Ren's favorite pizza? Supreme Leader
- The Supreme Leader of North Korea Has a micro-p**...
Supreme Leader Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about supreme leader you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean prime minister jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make supreme leader pranks.
Kim Jong-Un walks into a school in North Korea.
He asks a student "Who is your father?
The student replies "The Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father."
Kim Jong beams. "Excellent. Now tell me who is your mother?"
The student doesn't hesitate. "The Land of True Korea, outstanding in her beauty, international superpower, and redeemer of all civilisations, she is our only mother."
Kim Jong applauses. "What a diligent student you are. What do you want to be when you're older?"
The student replies "An orphan."
A reporter from North Korea's state-owned media asks a farmer...
A reporter from a North Korea's state-owned media asks a farmer, "Would you give your mansion to the supreme leader if you had one?"
The farmer answers, "Yes, of course I would!"
"If you had one million dollar, would you give it to the supreme leader, too?"
"Yes, absolutely!"
"How about five cows, would you give them to the supreme leader?"
The farmer hesitates, then answers, "No..."
The reporter is confused, "you would give a mansion and one million dollar to the supreme leader, why would you not give only five cows? Is it because you think cows can't match the highness of the supreme leader?"
"Well, yes... and also I really do have five cows..."
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I was talking to a North Korean about freedom
I told him, "You know what's the best thing about freedom? If I ever see President Trump, I can shout, 'Hey Mr. President, you're an a**...!'"
The North Korean answered, "I have that freedom too. If I ever see President Kim, I can shout, 'Hey Supreme Leader, Donald Trump is an a**...!'"
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Terrorists have kidnapped our beloved "supreme leader".
Now they are demanding 1 billion or they will burn him with petrol. Please donate whatever you can.
P.S. I ve donated 5 litres.