Supreme Jokes

Following is our collection of Supreme funnies and chistes working better than reddit. They include dirty puns, clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.

The Best Supreme jokes

Why do North Koreans draw lines so well?

They have a Supreme Ruler.

What's the only drink size they allow in North Korea?

A supreme liter

Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?

Because they have a supreme ruler

They say Kim Jong Un has read every single book

That must be why everyone calls him the supreme reader

Brett Kavanaugh has stated that he will not be pressured into withdrawing his Supreme Court bid by the allegations made against him.

He sounds like the kind of guy who just won't take 'no' for an answer.

Why does Kim Jong Un love books?

Because he is the Supreme Reader.

I hear Kim Jung-Un has read every book ever written...

That's why they call him the Supreme Reader.

Why is North Korea so good at geometry?

Because they have a supreme ruler!

Picking a Supreme Court Justice is a lot like crossing a river...

It all comes down to Roe v Wade

Why is everyone in North Korea illiterate?

Because there can only be one Supreme Reader.

Why is North Korea so accurate at measuring microscopic distances?

They have a supreme ruler

Why is Kim Jong-un so smart?

Because he is Supreme Reader

Why is North Korea's literacy rate so high?

Because they have a supreme reader

A reporter from North Korea's state-owned media asks a farmer...

A reporter from a North Korea's state-owned media asks a farmer, "Would you give your mansion to the supreme leader if you had one?"

The farmer answers, "Yes, of course I would!"

"If you had one million dollar, would you give it to the supreme leader, too?"

"Yes, absolutely!"

"How about five cows, would you give them to the supreme leader?"

The farmer hesitates, then answers, "No..."

The reporter is confused, "you would give a mansion and one million dollar to the supreme leader, why would you not give only five cows? Is it because you think cows can't match the highness of the supreme leader?"

"Well, yes... and also I really do have five cows..."

How much soda does Kim Jung Un drink in a day?

A Supreme Liter.

What is Kim Jong-Un's favorite beverage size?

A supreme liter.

Baked Beans.

One day I met a sweet woman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my wife and told her that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.
Upon my arrival, my wife seemed excited to see! me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."
She then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as she was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. She made me promise not to touch the blindfold until she returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my wife was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my wife returned, apologizing for taking so long. She asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured her I had not. At this point, she removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"

I just read an article in the news that Kim Jong Un reads more than 1,000 books a year...

I guess that's why they call him the Supreme Reader.

Did you know that Kim Jong Un has read every book in existance?

Thats why they call him the Supreme Reader

TIL Supreme Court judge kidnapped by cannibals in the Caribbean!

Justice was served.

Why is Kim Jong-Un such a good gardener?

Cause he's the supreme weeder.

Why does Kim Jong-un have such a huge library?

He is Supreme Reader

Supreme Court

Is just regular court with sour cream and tomatoes.

I was talking to a North Korean about freedom

I told him, "You know what's the best thing about freedom? If I ever see President Trump, I can shout, 'Hey Mr. President, you're an asshole!'"

The North Korean answered, "I have that freedom too. If I ever see President Kim, I can shout, 'Hey Supreme Leader, Donald Trump is an asshole!'"

What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

If Mexico sends their rapists to the United States, where does the United States send theirs?

To the Supreme Court.

Why are the gardens of Pyongyang so immaculate?

Because they have a supreme weeder.

Kim Jong-un read War and Peace in a day.

At least I think that's why they call him Supreme Reader.

Why was the Soviet Union so good at Geometry?

Because they had a Supreme Ruler.

Why are North Koreans required to give their books to Kim Jong-un?

Because he is their Supreme Reader

God is in an argument with Jehovah...

about which one of their faiths is the true one.

"That's it, I've had it with this! I am taking the matter to the supreme court." he said

"I'd like to see you try." said Jehovah. "I have witnesses."

Donald Trump better not remove Justice Ginsberg from the supreme court.

that would be ruthless

Who is the Supreme leader of House Techno Music?

Kim Jong Untz-untz-untz-untz

A Big Gulp in a North Korean 7-11 should be called a "Supreme Litre."

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

I just saw a picture of Kim Jong-un wearing glasses

He looks like a supreme reader.

Why does North Korea order so many books?

Because they have a Supreme Reader

What do you call a fat North Korean?

Supreme Leader.

How does North Korea have such great libraries?

They have a supreme reader

yesterday, Judge Thompson issued the longest sentence in the Supreme Court's history,

needless to say, it was run-on.

IPhone X sales have dropped in North-Korea..

Apparently one supreme face unlocks them all......

Terrorists have kidnapped our beloved "supreme leader".

Now they are demanding 1 billion or they will burn him with petrol. Please donate whatever you can.

P.S. I ve donated 5 litres.

Which country has the most expensive stationary?

North Korea, they have a supreme ruler.

Rumor has it there's a basketball court on the roof of the Supreme Court building.

It's the highest court in the land.

What's a North Korean's favorite drink?

A supreme liter

Did you hear about the supreme court justice who was caught stealing the scraps from restaurant booths?

Police identified her as Booth Raider Ginsburg.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

People keep talking about the future of the US Supreme Court

They're afraid it's going to be completely ruthless.

What was Kim Jong Un's favorite class in school?

Literature. He is a supreme reader after all.

Donald Trump's first summit with Kim Jong-un was only to get feedback about the quality of his tweets.

Who better to ask than the Supreme Reader?

It is said that Kim Jong Un has read all the books in the world.

That's why he is called the supreme reader!

What is Zamasu's favorite tea to down?

Supreme Chai

President Obama announces his intention to serve on the U.S. Supreme Court

"I can't wait until I'm in a position to have a real impact on the country!" said an excited Obama.

I heard that Kim Jong Un invented Adobe Acrobat...

...Or maybe they're both just supreme readers.

whats the difference between Court and Supreme Court?

Supreme Court comes with sour cream and guac.

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

Why does North Korea use the metric system?

How else will they have a Supreme Liter?

How did Kim Jong Un learn every word in the English dictionary in one day?

He's the Supreme reader.

With this new Janus Supreme Court Decision

A lot of Conservatives are finally going to be able to secede from the Union.

Why are drinks so large in Korea?

They have a supreme liter

How do north Koreans catch fish so well?

They have Supreme Master Baiter!

A right-wing law firm is trying to overturn Roe v Wade.

They find their test plaintiff, a man whose daughter had gotten an abortion after he forbade it. The firm sues the doctors, and the appeals go all the way to the Supreme Court, exactly as intended. The Court even agrees to hear the case ... only to uphold Roe v Wade, 5 - 4.

All in all, it was a classic case of abort, retry, fail.

What do you call the best baker in the world?

The Supreme Kneader

What is Kim Jong-il's favourite pizza?

Supreme

Why does North Korea excel at measuring volumes?

Because they have a Supreme Litre

Why do all North Koreans look alike?

Because they have a supreme breeder.

One day, Justice Ginsburg will no longer be a part of the Supreme Court

On that day, the court will be Ruthless.

Allegedly, Kim Jong Un is Known for Reading Every Book in the World

No wonder why everyone calls him the supreme reader!

Why are the literacy rates in North Korea so low?

Because there can only be *one* supreme reader.

What's Papa John's favorite pizza?

The White Supreme

Why does hypebeasts love Kim Jung-Un?

He's their Supreme leader

What kind of underwear does a Supreme Court justice wear?

Briefs.

Another good thing to come out of the Supreme Court forcing Trump to disclose his taxes

We're gonna finally learn if having teenage hookers pee on your face is claimed as entertainment expense or medical.

Kylo Ren and Supreme Leader Snoke go to a restaurant. Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!

Why are North Koreans so good at geometry?

Their supreme ruler.

In the Supreme Court of Composition...

"Your honor, this man has - with malice aforethought - clearly, wantonly, and remorselessly copied my newest song's Time Signature.


You might call this a clear-cut-case of Four-Forgery."

Where does a hypebeast go after he is charged with murder?

The Supreme Court

Due to social distancing, everyone is asking Kim Jung Un how far six feet is Exactly!

Because he is the supreme ruler.

TIL Kim Jong-un has read every book ever written and that's why he's known as...

...The Supreme Reader.

What is Kylo Ren's favorite drink?

Supreme Liter Coke.

Why is North Korea so polluted?

They have supreme litter.

What's the distance between South Korea and North Korea?

One Supreme meter

What did the lawyers for the Creek Nation say to the lawyers for Oklahoma after their historic Supreme Court win?

"Looks like we Okla-owned-yah!"

The Supreme Court ruled against increasing tax on flatbread imports from India.

The case was closed by a no naan cents judge.

Why is a liter in North Korea more than a liter anywhere else?

Because they have a Supreme Liter

What supreme Court case involved people in a canoe, stranded far from shore?

Row v. Wade

What is Kylo Ren's favorite beverage?

Supreme Liter Coke

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