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Why do North Koreans draw lines so well?

They have a Supreme Ruler.

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What's the only drink size they allow in North Korea?

A supreme liter

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They say Kim Jong Un has read every single book

That must be why everyone calls him the supreme reader

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Brett Kavanaugh has stated that he will not be pressured into withdrawing his Supreme Court bid by the allegations made against him.

He sounds like the kind of guy who just won't take 'no' for an answer.

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Why does Kim Jong Un love books?

Because he is the Supreme Reader.

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I hear Kim Jung-Un has read every book ever written...

That's why they call him the Supreme Reader.

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Picking a Supreme Court Justice is a lot like crossing a river...

It all comes down to Roe v Wade

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Why is everyone in North Korea illiterate?

Because there can only be one Supreme Reader.

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Why is North Korea so accurate at measuring microscopic distances?

They have a supreme ruler

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The Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a Nativity Scene on Capitol Hill.

This isn't for any religious reason. They just haven't been able to find Three Wise Men in DC. A search for a virgin was also fruitless. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.

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Why is Kim Jong-un so smart?

Because he is Supreme Reader

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Why is North Korea's literacy rate so high?

Because they have a supreme reader

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A reporter from North Korea's state-owned media asks a farmer...

A reporter from a North Korea's state-owned media asks a farmer, "Would you give your mansion to the supreme leader if you had one?"

The farmer answers, "Yes, of course I would!"

"If you had one million dollar, would you give it to the supreme leader, too?"

"Yes, absolutely!"

"How about five cows, would you give them to the supreme leader?"

The farmer hesitates, then answers, "No..."

The reporter is confused, "you would give a mansion and one million dollar to the supreme leader, why would you not give only five cows? Is it because you think cows can't match the highness of the supreme leader?"

"Well, yes... and also I really do have five cows..."

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How much soda does Kim Jung Un drink in a day?

A Supreme Liter.

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What is Kim Jong-Un's favorite beverage size?

A supreme liter.

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Baked Beans.

One day I met a sweet woman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my wife and told her that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.
Upon my arrival, my wife seemed excited to see! me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."
She then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as she was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. She made me promise not to touch the blindfold until she returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my wife was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my wife returned, apologizing for taking so long. She asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured her I had not. At this point, she removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"

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I just read an article in the news that Kim Jong Un reads more than 1,000 books a year...

I guess that's why they call him the Supreme Reader.

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They say Kim-Jong Un has read every book.

That must be why they call him the supreme reader.

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Did you know that Kim Jong Un has read every book in existance?

Thats why they call him the Supreme Reader

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TIL Supreme Court judge kidnapped by cannibals in the Caribbean!

Justice was served.

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Why is Kim Jong-Un such a good gardener?

Cause he's the supreme weeder.

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Why does Kim Jong-un have such a huge library?

He is Supreme Reader

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Supreme Court

Is just regular court with sour cream and tomatoes.

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I was talking to a North Korean about freedom

I told him, "You know what's the best thing about freedom? If I ever see President Trump, I can shout, 'Hey Mr. President, you're an asshole!'"

The North Korean answered, "I have that freedom too. If I ever see President Kim, I can shout, 'Hey Supreme Leader, Donald Trump is an asshole!'"

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What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

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If Mexico sends their rapists to the United States, where does the United States send theirs?

To the Supreme Court.

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Why are the gardens of Pyongyang so immaculate?

Because they have a supreme weeder.

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Kim Jong-un read War and Peace in a day.

At least I think that's why they call him Supreme Reader.

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The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the US Capital this Christmas

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States' Capital this Christmas season.

This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capitol.

A search for a Virgin continues.

There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.

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Nativity scene in the Capitol

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States' Capital this Christmas season.

This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capitol. The search for a Virgin continues.

There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.

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God is in an argument with Jehovah...

about which one of their faiths is the true one.

"That's it, I've had it with this! I am taking the matter to the supreme court." he said

"I'd like to see you try." said Jehovah. "I have witnesses."

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Why are North Koreans required to give their books to Kim Jong-un?

Because he is their Supreme Reader

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What's the only drink size available in North Korea?

A supreme litre

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Who is the Supreme leader of House Techno Music?

Kim Jong Untz-untz-untz-untz

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A Big Gulp in a North Korean 7-11 should be called a "Supreme Litre."

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