Supreme Jokes
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Discover the funniest Supreme jokes around! From the court, to the Supreme Leader, to the Crunchwrap Supreme, we've got all the best jokes, featuring judges, missiles, and the tallest Supreme joke you've ever heard.
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Funniest Supreme Short Jokes
Short supreme jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The supreme humour may include short supper jokes also.
- They say Kim Jong Un has read every single book That must be why everyone calls him the supreme reader
- Deaf people aren't known to be very rational They have trouble making sound decisions.
- Picking a Supreme Court Justice is a lot like crossing a river... It all comes down to Roe v Wade
- The Supreme Court has changed dramatically since Justice Ginsberg died. It has become Ruth less.
- Why is North Korea so accurate at measuring microscopic distances? They have a supreme ruler
- This joke reigns supreme Lately I've noticed that the Supreme Court has been more ruthless than usual.
- Kim Jong-un read War and Peace in a day. At least I think that's why they call him Supreme Reader.
- I started a new exercise routine this week I do 100 crunches in the morning and again in the evening
My favourites are doritos cheese supreme and Lays original - Donald Trump better not remove Justice Ginsberg from the supreme court. that would be ruthless
- Americans will never switch to the metric system It keeps getting struck down by the Supreme Quart.
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Supreme One Liners
Which supreme one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with supreme? I can suggest the ones about superior and divine.
- Why do North Koreans draw line so well? They have a Supreme Ruler.
- What's the only drink size they allow in North Korea? A supreme liter
- Why is North Korea so good at geometry? Because they have a supreme ruler!
- Why is everyone in North Korea illiterate? Because there can only be one Supreme Reader.
- How much soda does Kim Jung Un drink in a day? A Supreme Liter.
- Why is Kim Jong-Un such a good gardener? Cause he's the supreme weeder.
- What is Doctor Strange's favorite pizza? Sorcerer's Supreme
It's cheesy, I know. - Supreme Court Is just regular court with sour cream and tomatoes.
- It's crazy that they only have one unit of measurement in North Korea. A supreme liter
- What do you call a dictator running a bookshop? The Supreme Reader.
- Is it just me, or is the US Supreme Court getting increasingly brutal? Ruthless, even.
- The Supreme Court is… Ruthless.
- Who is the Supreme leader of House Techno Music? Kim Jong Untz-untz-untz-untz
- A Big Gulp in a North Korean 7-11 should be called a "Supreme Litre."
- I just saw a picture of Kim Jong-un wearing glasses He looks like a supreme reader.
Supreme Court Jokes
Here is a list of funny supreme court jokes and even better supreme court puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Breaking News: Supreme court has ruled that basic intelligence tests for Election voting is Discriminatory. The judge said that it is unfair to block all Republicans from voting.
- yesterday, Judge Thompson issued the longest sentence in the Supreme Court's history, needless to say, it was run-on.
- Rumor has it there's a basketball court on the roof of the Supreme Court building. It's the highest court in the land.
- What was the Supreme Court ruling on constipation? It's unconstitutional.
- Did you hear about the supreme court justice who was caught stealing the scraps from restaurant booths? Police identified her as Booth Raider Ginsburg.
- People keep talking about the future of the US Supreme Court They're afraid it's going to be completely ruthless.
- Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice? Because his mind was always on a pellet.
- What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore? Row v. Wade
- President Obama announces his intention to serve on the U.S. Supreme Court "I can't wait until I'm in a position to have a real impact on the country!" said an excited Obama.
- whats the difference between Court and Supreme Court? Supreme Court comes with sour cream and guac.
Supreme Leader Jokes
Here is a list of funny supreme leader jokes and even better supreme leader puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why does hypebeasts love Kim Jung-Un? He's their Supreme leader
- Kylo Ren and Supreme Leader Snoke go to a restaurant. Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren? Because he made the First Order!
- Why does North Korea catch the biggest fish? They have a Supreme Leader
- In N.Korea, how can you tell the difference between a supreme cheater and a supreme leader? One fell on ice, the other will ice the one who fell!
- In a world where people are dictated by their expensive clothing... One man rose above them all.
He was the Supreme Leader. - What do Kim Jong-un and James Jebbia have in common? They are both supreme leaders
- Supreme Leader Snoke couldn't decide if he liked Rey or Kylo more. He was split between them.
- Who is the supreme religious leader of the corns? Pope corn!
- What do the leaders of North Korea wear? Supreme.
- I bought this supreme shirt at north korea.... Does that make me the supreme leader???
Hilarious Fun Supreme Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about supreme you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sublime jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make supreme pranks.
In the Supreme Court of Composition...
"Your honor, this man has - with malice aforethought - clearly, wantonly, and remorselessly copied my newest song's Time Signature.
You might call this a clear-cut-case of Four-Forgery."
A right-wing law firm is trying to overturn Roe v Wade.
They find their test plaintiff, a man whose daughter had gotten an abortion after he forbade it. The firm sues the doctors, and the appeals go all the way to the Supreme Court, exactly as intended. The Court even agrees to hear the case ... only to uphold Roe v Wade, 5 - 4.
All in all, it was a classic case of abort, retry, fail.
God is in an argument with Jehovah...
about which one of their faiths is the true one.
"That's it, I've had it with this! I am taking the matter to the supreme court." he said
"I'd like to see you try." said Jehovah. "I have witnesses."
Baked Beans.
One day I met a sweet woman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my wife and told her that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.
Upon my arrival, my wife seemed excited to see! me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."
She then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as she was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. She made me promise not to touch the blindfold until she returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my wife was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my wife returned, apologizing for taking so long. She asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured her I had not. At this point, she removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"
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TIL Supreme Court judge kidnapped by cannibals in the caribbean!
Justice was served.
A reporter from North Korea's state-owned media asks a farmer...
A reporter from a North Korea's state-owned media asks a farmer, "Would you give your mansion to the supreme leader if you had one?"
The farmer answers, "Yes, of course I would!"
"If you had one million dollar, would you give it to the supreme leader, too?"
"Yes, absolutely!"
"How about five cows, would you give them to the supreme leader?"
The farmer hesitates, then answers, "No..."
The reporter is confused, "you would give a mansion and one million dollar to the supreme leader, why would you not give only five cows? Is it because you think cows can't match the highness of the supreme leader?"
"Well, yes... and also I really do have five cows..."
What is Kylo Ren's favorite beverage?
Supreme Liter Coke
Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?
Because they rain supreme.
I heard that Kim Jong Un invented Adobe Acrobat...
...Or maybe they're both just supreme readers.
Why does North Korea have 100% literacy rate?
It's because of their supreme reader
Why is a liter in North Korea more than a liter anywhere else?
Because they have a Supreme Liter
Why does North Korea excel at measuring volumes?
Because they have a Supreme Litre
What was Kim Jong Un's favorite class in school?
Literature. He is a supreme reader after all.
What is Kim Jong-il's favourite pizza?
Supreme
What do you call the best baker in the world?
The Supreme Kneader
Which country has the most expensive stationary?
North Korea, they have a supreme ruler.
Why does North Korea order so many books?
Because they have a Supreme Reader
Whats the difference between a supreme tee and Kevin Spacey?
One of them is on teenage boys and the other is in teenage boys.
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Where does a hypebeast go after he is charged with m**...?
The Supreme Court
IPhone X sales have dropped in North-Korea..
Apparently one supreme face unlocks them all......
Why does North Korea use the metric system?
How else will they have a Supreme Liter?
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I was talking to a North Korean about freedom
I told him, "You know what's the best thing about freedom? If I ever see President Trump, I can shout, 'Hey Mr. President, you're an a**...!'"
The North Korean answered, "I have that freedom too. If I ever see President Kim, I can shout, 'Hey Supreme Leader, Donald Trump is an a**...!'"
What does the United States and North Korea have in common?
Supreme is an overrated word
Why does the Chinese President enjoys reading?
Because he is the supreme reader
What is Zamasu's favorite tea to down?
Supreme Chai
One day, Justice Ginsburg will no longer be a part of the Supreme Court
On that day, the court will be Ruthless.
With this new Janus Supreme Court Decision
A lot of Conservatives are finally going to be able to secede from the Union.
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Terrorists have kidnapped our beloved "supreme leader".
Now they are demanding 1 billion or they will burn him with petrol. Please donate whatever you can.
P.S. I ve donated 5 litres.
What's Papa John's favorite pizza?
The White Supreme
How does North Korea have such great libraries?
They have a supreme reader
How do north Koreans catch fish so well?
They have Supreme Master Baiter!
Why are drinks so large in Korea?
They have a supreme liter
The Supreme Court ruled against increasing tax on flatbread imports from India.
The case was closed by a no naan cents judge.
Brett Kavanaugh has stated that he will not be pressured into withdrawing his Supreme Court bid by the allegations made against him.
He sounds like the kind of guy who just won't take 'no' for an answer.
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Supreme Court
Year 2022; Republicans Vote Child-r**... into SCOTUS 51-49
Year 2027; Republicans Vote m**... into SCOTUS 50-50 + Veep
Year 2035; Republicans Vote Ivanka Trump into SCOTUS 62-38
What's the best way to feel better when everyone, including your friends, hates you with a passion?
Join the Supreme Court
Donald Trump's first summit with Kim Jong-un was only to get feedback about the quality of his tweets.
Who better to ask than the Supreme Reader?
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Another good thing to come out of the Supreme Court forcing Trump to disclose his taxes
We're gonna finally learn if having teenage h**... pee on your face is claimed as entertainment expense or medical.
What did the lawyers for the Creek Nation say to the lawyers for Oklahoma after their historic Supreme Court win?
"Looks like we Okla-owned-yah!"
Due to social distancing, everyone is asking Kim Jung Un how far six feet is Exactly!
Because he is the supreme ruler.
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A r**..., a plagiarist, and a cult member walk into a bar...
Oh wait, I meant the Supreme Court.
Where do pints go to settle their legal troubles?
The Supreme Quart
Kim Jong-Un walks into a school in North Korea.
He asks a student "Who is your father?
The student replies "The Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father."
Kim Jong beams. "Excellent. Now tell me who is your mother?"
The student doesn't hesitate. "The Land of True Korea, outstanding in her beauty, international superpower, and redeemer of all civilisations, she is our only mother."
Kim Jong applauses. "What a diligent student you are. What do you want to be when you're older?"
The student replies "An orphan."
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Library of Congress bomber…
Yesterday's attempted bomber said there are 4 more bombs planted in DC. After botching b**... Congress by showing up at the Library of Congress, the FBI has ordered the immediate evacuation of :
-the Richmond Mall's Supreme Food Court
-The Hexagon Building on Connecticut Ave
-International House of Pancakes
-literally anyone with a white house.
Probably done before: What's a pirate's LEAST favourite letter?
Dear Mr Redbeard,
It has come to our attention that you have been illegally duplicating and reselling copywrited movies without permission.
As such, and utilising the full jurisdiction of the Federal Communications Authority, you are subpoenaed to appear before the Federal Supreme Court to face charges on the time and date so indicated below.
Regards,
J. L. Peabody
Chief Video Piracy Investigator
An American and a Soviet Russian were discussing the benefits of each country.
The American says "I like America because if I don't like the way things are going, I can walk into the White House, go up to the president's desk, and say 'Mr. President, I don't like the way you're running this country'
The Russian says "It's the same in the USSR! If I don't like the way things are going, I can go to the Kremlin Presidium, walk right up to the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet, and say 'Members of the Presidium, I do not like the way that the American president is running his country'"
A District Court judge, a Circuit Court judge, and a Supreme Court justice are sitting at a bar
The District Court judge says, "I interpret the Constitution the way I read it."
The Circuit Court judge says, "I interpret the Constitution the way it's written."
The Supreme Court justice says, "The Constitution isn't anything, until I interpret it."
(original joke was three umpires talking about calling strikes)
The Lawyer
Satan appears before a lawyer and says, "I will make a deal with you. You will become the most successful attorney who has ever lived. You will be rich beyond imagination, and known to everyone on the planet. You will be appointed to the Supreme Court, and your rulings will be read and studied for decades to come. All I ask in return is the souls of your wife and your three children."
The lawyer sits with his head in his hands, thinking for several minutes. Finally he says, "Okay, what's the catch?"
