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They have a Supreme Ruler.
A supreme liter
needless to say, it was run-on.
They find their test plaintiff, a man whose daughter had gotten an abortion after he forbade it. The firm sues the doctors, and the appeals go all the way to the Supreme Court, exactly as intended. The Court even agrees to hear the case ... only to uphold Roe v Wade, 5 - 4.
All in all, it was a classic case of abort, retry, fail.
about which one of their faiths is the true one.
"That's it, I've had it with this! I am taking the matter to the supreme court." he said
"I'd like to see you try." said Jehovah. "I have witnesses."
One day I met a sweet woman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my wife and told her that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.
Upon my arrival, my wife seemed excited to see! me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."
She then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as she was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. She made me promise not to touch the blindfold until she returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my wife was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my wife returned, apologizing for taking so long. She asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured her I had not. At this point, she removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"
Supreme Court comes with sour cream and guac.
At least I think that's why they call him Supreme Reader.
Justice was served.
Supreme Leader.
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A reporter from a North Korea's state-owned media asks a farmer, "Would you give your mansion to the supreme leader if you had one?"
The farmer answers, "Yes, of course I would!"
"If you had one million dollar, would you give it to the supreme leader, too?"
"Yes, absolutely!"
"How about five cows, would you give them to the supreme leader?"
The farmer hesitates, then answers, "No..."
The reporter is confused, "you would give a mansion and one million dollar to the supreme leader, why would you not give only five cows? Is it because you think cows can't match the highness of the supreme leader?"
"Well, yes... and also I really do have five cows..."
"I can't wait until I'm in a position to have a real impact on the country!" said an excited Obama.
Row v. Wade
The Supreme Reader.
Because he is the Supreme Reader.
Because they rain supreme.
Because his mind was always on a pellet.
Because there can only be *one* supreme reader.
It's the highest court in the land.
That's why they call him the Supreme Reader.
Thats why they call him the Supreme Reader
That must be why everyone calls him the supreme reader
...Or maybe they're both just supreme readers.
No wonder why everyone calls him the supreme reader!
Is just regular court with sour cream and tomatoes.
Kim Jong Untz-untz-untz-untz
He's the Supreme reader.
Literature. He is a supreme reader after all.
Because they have a supreme breeder.
The Supreme Kneader
North Korea, they have a supreme ruler.
A Supreme Liter.
Because they have a supreme reader
Because he is Supreme Reader
He is Supreme Reader
Because they have a Supreme Reader
Cause he's the supreme weeder.
Apparently one supreme face unlocks them all......
How else will they have a Supreme Liter?
I told him, "You know what's the best thing about freedom? If I ever see President Trump, I can shout, 'Hey Mr. President, you're an asshole!'"
The North Korean answered, "I have that freedom too. If I ever see President Kim, I can shout, 'Hey Supreme Leader, Donald Trump is an asshole!'"
A supreme liter.
He looks like a supreme reader.
Because they have a supreme weeder.
They're afraid it's going to be completely ruthless.
Supreme Chai
Police identified her as Booth Raider Ginsburg.
I guess that's why they call him the Supreme Reader.
They have a supreme ruler
That's why he is called the supreme reader!
A lot of Conservatives are finally going to be able to secede from the Union.
A supreme liter
Now they are demanding 1 billion or they will burn him with petrol. Please donate whatever you can.
P.S. I ve donated 5 litres.
It all comes down to Roe v Wade
The White Supreme
Because there can only be one Supreme Reader.
They have a supreme reader
They have Supreme Master Baiter!
They have a supreme liter
To the Supreme Court.
Because he is their Supreme Reader
He sounds like the kind of guy who just won't take 'no' for an answer.
that would be ruthless
Who better to ask than the Supreme Reader?
Because they had a Supreme Ruler.
Because they have a supreme ruler
Because they have a supreme ruler!
Ruthless, even.
Oh wait, I meant the Supreme Court.
Lately I've noticed that the Supreme Court has been more ruthless than usual.
Because they have a supreme ruler
The judge said that it is unfair to block all Republicans from voting.
The Supreme Quart
Supreme Liter.
He asks a student "Who is your father?
The student replies "The Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father."
Kim Jong beams. "Excellent. Now tell me who is your mother?"
The student doesn't hesitate. "The Land of True Korea, outstanding in her beauty, international superpower, and redeemer of all civilisations, she is our only mother."
Kim Jong applauses. "What a diligent student you are. What do you want to be when you're older?"
The student replies "An orphan."
A supreme liter
Ruthless.
A flat Earther dies while trying to fly in a homemade rocket and goes to heaven. There he meets up with God and says, "Oh Supreme Lord!! Tell me with utmost honesty. Is Earth round or flat ? "
God replies, "It is round, my dear child."
The flat earther thinks, " Wow ! This whole thing goes much higher than I thought."
It's unconstitutional.
Her Jewish mother is sitting in the second row next to a Supreme Court Justice, watching. The judge leans over and says, "Madam, you must be VERY proud."
The mother says, "Well, you see that girl with her hand on the Bible? Her brother's a doctor."
Because Kim Jong-Un is a supreme reader!
Yesterday's attempted bomber said there are 4 more bombs planted in DC. After botching bombing Congress by showing up at the Library of Congress, the FBI has ordered the immediate evacuation of :
-the Richmond Mall's Supreme Food Court
-The Hexagon Building on Connecticut Ave
-International House of Pancakes
-literally anyone with a white house.
Because he's Supreme Reader
Dear Mr Redbeard,
It has come to our attention that you have been illegally duplicating and reselling copywrited movies without permission.
As such, and utilising the full jurisdiction of the Federal Communications Authority, you are subpoenaed to appear before the Federal Supreme Court to face charges on the time and date so indicated below.
Regards,
J. L. Peabody
Chief Video Piracy Investigator
The American says "I like America because if I don't like the way things are going, I can walk into the White House, go up to the president's desk, and say 'Mr. President, I don't like the way you're running this country'
The Russian says "It's the same in the USSR! If I don't like the way things are going, I can go to the Kremlin Presidium, walk right up to the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet, and say 'Members of the Presidium, I do not like the way that the American president is running his country'"
The District Court judge says, "I interpret the Constitution the way I read it."
The Circuit Court judge says, "I interpret the Constitution the way it's written."
The Supreme Court justice says, "The Constitution isn't anything, until I interpret it."
(original joke was three umpires talking about calling strikes)
It keeps getting struck down by the Supreme Quart.
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