Following is our collection of Supreme funnies and chistes working better than reddit. They include dirty puns, clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.
They have a Supreme Ruler.
A supreme liter
Because they have a supreme ruler
That must be why everyone calls him the supreme reader
He sounds like the kind of guy who just won't take 'no' for an answer.
Because he is the Supreme Reader.
That's why they call him the Supreme Reader.
Because they have a supreme ruler!
It all comes down to Roe v Wade
Because there can only be one Supreme Reader.
They have a supreme ruler
Because he is Supreme Reader
Because they have a supreme reader
A reporter from a North Korea's state-owned media asks a farmer, "Would you give your mansion to the supreme leader if you had one?"
The farmer answers, "Yes, of course I would!"
"If you had one million dollar, would you give it to the supreme leader, too?"
"Yes, absolutely!"
"How about five cows, would you give them to the supreme leader?"
The farmer hesitates, then answers, "No..."
The reporter is confused, "you would give a mansion and one million dollar to the supreme leader, why would you not give only five cows? Is it because you think cows can't match the highness of the supreme leader?"
"Well, yes... and also I really do have five cows..."
A Supreme Liter.
A supreme liter.
One day I met a sweet woman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my wife and told her that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.
Upon my arrival, my wife seemed excited to see! me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."
She then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as she was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. She made me promise not to touch the blindfold until she returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my wife was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my wife returned, apologizing for taking so long. She asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured her I had not. At this point, she removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"
I guess that's why they call him the Supreme Reader.
Thats why they call him the Supreme Reader
Justice was served.
Cause he's the supreme weeder.
He is Supreme Reader
Is just regular court with sour cream and tomatoes.
I told him, "You know what's the best thing about freedom? If I ever see President Trump, I can shout, 'Hey Mr. President, you're an asshole!'"
The North Korean answered, "I have that freedom too. If I ever see President Kim, I can shout, 'Hey Supreme Leader, Donald Trump is an asshole!'"
The Supreme Reader.
To the Supreme Court.
Because they have a supreme weeder.
At least I think that's why they call him Supreme Reader.
Because they had a Supreme Ruler.
Because he is their Supreme Reader
about which one of their faiths is the true one.
"That's it, I've had it with this! I am taking the matter to the supreme court." he said
"I'd like to see you try." said Jehovah. "I have witnesses."
that would be ruthless
Kim Jong Untz-untz-untz-untz
Because they rain supreme.
He looks like a supreme reader.
Because they have a Supreme Reader
Supreme Leader.
They have a supreme reader
needless to say, it was run-on.
Apparently one supreme face unlocks them all......
Now they are demanding 1 billion or they will burn him with petrol. Please donate whatever you can.
P.S. I ve donated 5 litres.
North Korea, they have a supreme ruler.
It's the highest court in the land.
A supreme liter
Police identified her as Booth Raider Ginsburg.
Row v. Wade
They're afraid it's going to be completely ruthless.
Literature. He is a supreme reader after all.
Who better to ask than the Supreme Reader?
That's why he is called the supreme reader!
Supreme Chai
"I can't wait until I'm in a position to have a real impact on the country!" said an excited Obama.
...Or maybe they're both just supreme readers.
Supreme Court comes with sour cream and guac.
Because his mind was always on a pellet.
How else will they have a Supreme Liter?
He's the Supreme reader.
A lot of Conservatives are finally going to be able to secede from the Union.
They have a supreme liter
They have Supreme Master Baiter!
They find their test plaintiff, a man whose daughter had gotten an abortion after he forbade it. The firm sues the doctors, and the appeals go all the way to the Supreme Court, exactly as intended. The Court even agrees to hear the case ... only to uphold Roe v Wade, 5 - 4.
All in all, it was a classic case of abort, retry, fail.
The Supreme Kneader
Supreme
Because they have a Supreme Litre
Because they have a supreme breeder.
On that day, the court will be Ruthless.
No wonder why everyone calls him the supreme reader!
Because there can only be *one* supreme reader.
The White Supreme
He's their Supreme leader
Briefs.
We're gonna finally learn if having teenage hookers pee on your face is claimed as entertainment expense or medical.
Because he made the First Order!
Their supreme ruler.
"Your honor, this man has - with malice aforethought - clearly, wantonly, and remorselessly copied my newest song's Time Signature.
You might call this a clear-cut-case of Four-Forgery."
The Supreme Court
Because he is the supreme ruler.
...The Supreme Reader.
Supreme Liter Coke.
They have supreme litter.
One Supreme meter
"Looks like we Okla-owned-yah!"
The case was closed by a no naan cents judge.
Because they have a Supreme Liter
Row v. Wade
Supreme Liter Coke
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.