Supremacist Jokes

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A Cuban, a Canadian, and a white supremacist walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Ah, Senator Cruz, what are you having?"

I met this european guy last night who claimed he was a well endowed white supremacist

Well, he said he was a hung aryan

What does the white supremacist pirate say?

Well I'm not gonna repeat it but it ends with a hard Arrrr!

Why did the white supremacist start a baking company?

Because his family had a long history of being in bread.

A white supremacist gets tested for diseases

So much for their "pure blood" claim, the only thing that came up negative was their IQ test.

My dad who has a really thick Asian accent just asked me..

Did you see the white *super racist* riot in Virginia? He was trying to say **supremacist**. Honestly, he wasn't wrong tho.

How do you circumcise a white supremacist?

You punch his sister in the jaw

Why did the white supremacist only go out at night?

He didn't want anyone to know that his shadow was black.

I met a guy who was advocating death to all lefties.

He was a right supremacist.

What do you call an angry, white supremacist?

A saltine cracker.

A white supremacist, racist, and antisemite walk into a bar

Oh wait, that's the White House

I'm going to create a Mexican supremacist group called the ???

The ¿que que que?

A therapist who couldn't pronounce his R's correctly was recently fired for being a white supremacist.

Because he told his patients that everything was going to be all white .

What do you get when you cross a republican and a white supremacist?

A white supremacist

What wasthe white supremacist weatherman's forecast?

Heavy reign, with a chance of heil.

A Cuban, a Canadian, and a White Supremacist walk into a bar...

Bartender says, "what'll it be Ted?"

What do you call a white supremacist with an IQ of 56?

Gifted.

A man goes into a white supremacist diner..

He orders "2 eggs over easy."
The waiter brought out just egg whites.
"Where is the rest of my food?" Asked the patron
The waiter replied "Whites only in my diner! This is no yoke!"

What do you call a person who thinks zombies are superior to people?

A wight supremacist

What do you call a Mexican supremacist organization against civil rights?

The Que Que Que.

What do you call a white supremacist that doesn't eat meat?

A VegitAryan

This has nothing to with the current political climate. I work with several vegetarians and we were talking about food today and it the joke just hit me.

What's the difference between a white supremacist and Heroine?

I thought twice about shooting heroine

If Hitler were a black supremacist English teacher what would the Holocaust be called?

White-out.

They ask a white supremacist if we should change the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of US . . .

He replies: I don't care, as long as it's Not Sea ...

What does a white supremacist eat at birthdays?

KKKake. No brownies allowed though.

What do you call someone who thinks they deserve a senior discount?

A white hair supremacist.

An Islamophobe, a White Supremacist & a sexual predator walk into a bar...

The Barman says, 'What it'll be Mr.Trump?'

What's the difference between lake Michigan and a white supremacist?

One is not a sea and the other one is a not-sea.

What do you call a white supremacist who fights aliens at night?

A white power ranger

What's a white supremacist favorite sonata?

KKK545

What do you call an ex-military white supremacist?

A veteran-aryan

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