supremacist Jokes

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A Cuban, a Canadian, and a white supremacist walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Ah, Senator Cruz, what are you having?"

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I met this european guy last night who claimed he was a well endowed white supremacist

Well, he said he was a hung aryan

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A Cuban, a Canadian, and a White Supremacist walks into a bar...

The bartender asks "What'll you have Senator Cruz?"

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A white supremacist gets tested for diseases

So much for their "pure blood" claim, the only thing that came up negative was their IQ test.

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Did you hear about the lying white supremacist mathematician?

Fibber Nazi

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My dad who has a really thick Asian accent just asked me..

Did you see the white *super racist* riot in Virginia? He was trying to say **supremacist**. Honestly, he wasn't wrong tho.

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How do you circumcise a white supremacist?

You punch his sister in the jaw

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Why did the white supremacist only go out at night?

He didn't want anyone to know that his shadow was black.

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What do you call an angry, white supremacist?

A saltine cracker.

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I met a guy who was advocating death to all lefties.

He was a right supremacist.

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A white supremacist, racist, and antisemite walk into a bar

Oh wait, that's the White House

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I'm going to create a Mexican supremacist group called the ???

The ¿que que que?

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What do you get when you cross a republican and a white supremacist?

A white supremacist

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What wasthe white supremacist weatherman's forecast?

Heavy reign, with a chance of heil.

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A Cuban, a Canadian, and a White Supremacist walk into a bar...

Bartender says, "what'll it be Ted?"

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What do you call a white supremacist with an IQ of 56?

Gifted.

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A man goes into a white supremacist diner..

He orders "2 eggs over easy."
The waiter brought out just egg whites.
"Where is the rest of my food?" Asked the patron
The waiter replied "Whites only in my diner! This is no yoke!"

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What do you call a person who thinks zombies are superior to people?

A wight supremacist

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What do you call a white supremacist that doesn't eat meat?

A VegitAryan

This has nothing to with the current political climate. I work with several vegetarians and we were talking about food today and it the joke just hit me.

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Have you heard of the European White Supremacist with a massive cock?

He's a Hungarian

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What's the difference between a white supremacist and Heroine?

I thought twice about shooting heroine

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What do you call a Mexican supremacist organization against civil rights?

The Que Que Que.

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If Hitler were a black supremacist English teacher what would the Holocaust be called?

White-out.

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They ask a white supremacist if we should change the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of US . . .

He replies: I don't care, as long as it's Not Sea ...

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What does a white supremacist eat at birthdays?

KKKake. No brownies allowed though.

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An Islamophobe, a White Supremacist & a sexual predator walk into a bar...

The Barman says, 'What it'll be Mr.Trump?'

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What do you call someone who thinks they deserve a senior discount?

A white hair supremacist.

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What's the difference between lake Michigan and a white supremacist?

One is not a sea and the other one is a not-sea.

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What do you call an ex-military white supremacist?

A veteran-aryan

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What's a white supremacist favorite sonata?

KKK545

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What do you call a white supremacist who fights aliens at night?

A white power ranger

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What do you call an 80-year old, female white supremacist?

A Grandma Nazi.

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Louisiana Rep Steve Scalise

Louisiana Rep. Steve Scalise is in the hot seat right now over a speech he gave for a white supremacist group in 2002, when reached for a comment regarding the backlash the speech has now garnered, Scalise replied that he did Nazi it coming...

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A Cuban, a Canadian and a white supremacist walk into a bar.

The bartender asks, "what'll it be, Mr. Cruz?"

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The average life insurance policy is $100,000. How much is the policy for a white supremacist?

3k.

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What are the most funny Supremacist jokes of all time ?

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