Suppository Jokes
39 suppository jokes and hilarious suppository puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about suppository that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Suppository Short Jokes
Short suppository jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The suppository humour may include short stool jokes also.
- The way this year has gone so far I wouldn't be surprised if the Corona virus vaccine will be available in suppository form only.
- A Limerick There once was a man from Port Crown
Who went to a doctor in town.
The doc gave to he
A sup-po-si-to-ry.
"I will not take this sitting down!" - The doctor says to the old man "Sir, i see what the problem is. You've got a suppository stuck in your ear!"
And the old man says, "well, now i know what happened to my hearing aid!" - My patient got upset at me for laughing when I told her that pill wasn't a suppository... I guess she took it the wrong way.
- My doctor prescribed me some suppositories for my nausea. They're not the best medicine in the world, but they're right up there.
- What did the Frenchman do with his Italian suppository? He took it as a double entendre innuendo.
- How do you tell that a blonde is having a bad day? She's got a suppository in her ear and can't find an AirPod.
- The doctor is visiting a patient The patient asks : why do you have a suppository above your ear ?,
The doctor answers : dame it, where did my pen go ? - Breaking: Evangelical Christian scientists have devised "a cure for homosexuality"! One problem: It's a repeat-application suppository
- Mike Pence and conservative doctors in Indiana announced a miracle pill to cure homosexuality Only one problem. It's an 8-inch long suppository.
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Suppository One Liners
Which suppository one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with suppository? I can suggest the ones about enema and cough syrup.
- How does the medicine in a suppository get absorbed into the body? Assmosis.
- I hate suppositories Too bitter.
- strike at suppository factory many impacted
- How do you say "suppository" in Italian? Innuendo!
- What is an Italian suppository called? Innuendo
- What's an "innuendo" ? An Italian suppository
- Grandpa...why is there a suppository in your ear? Oh... THAT's where my hearing aid went!
- What do you call Tums in suppository form? Bums
- What do you call a gay conservative? A suppository
- what do you call a male suppository? A manpon
- How many suppositories come in a pack? A buttload.
- I saw an ad for a pill that cures gayness ... Oddly enough it was a suppository
- What Do You Call an Italian Suppository? An Innu*end*o
- What a gay guy's favorite type of medicine A Suppository.
- ELI5: How do suppositories work? I find my friend's explanation hard to s**....
Hilarious Suppository Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about suppository you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean syrup jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make suppository pranks.
Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.
Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, "Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" Mabel answered, "I have a suppository in my ear?" She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, "Ethel, I'm so glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is."
Helpful friend
Two retired elderly men were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ed noticed something funny about Joe's ear.
He said "Joe did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"
"I have? A suppository?"
He pulled it out and stared at it. Then he said: "Ed, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is."
Joe goes to the doctor with severe constipation
Doctor gives him two suppositories. Joe goes home and swallows them.
Next day he goes back to the doctor.
"Doc I am still badly constipated."
Doctor gives him two more suppositories, and Joe again goes home and swallows them."
He again goes back to the doctor the next day and says "doc I am still badly constipated.
Doctor: "Joe, I gave you four suppositories, what did you do with them?"
Annoyed, Joe yells at the Doctor: "what do you think I have been doing with them, shoving them up my a**...?"
A little old man starts having trouble hearing and goes to the doctor
Doc, I'm having problems hearing!"
The doc says "Let's check you out.
As he looks into the man's ear with his otoscope he says "It looks like there is some sort of foreign object in here.
The doc takes his tweezers and pulls it out.
It's a suppository, the doc explains.
The old man takes a look at the suppository, looks back at the doctor, and says "Can I use your phone? I need to tell the wife I know where I put that hearing aid!"
Hearing Problems
Grandpa goes to the doctor complaining of hearing problems. The doctor looks in his ear, grabs his forceps and pulls out a suppository. A light goes on in Grandpa's mind. He picks up his cell phone and calls his wife. "Ethel? I think I know what happened to my hearing aid."
The Greatest Old Guy Joke of all Time
There was an old guy who took suppositories as a medication. One time he went to a resaurant with his wife, she said,"What is a suppository doing in your ear." The old man says,"Oh! now I know where my hearing aids are!"
A man goes to a doctor...
for excruciating pains he's having in his abdomen. The doctor prescribes him suppositories, convinced that this will correct the issue.
About a week later, the doctor receives a call from the man, furious that his condition has gotten worse.
Surprised and alarmed, the doctor calmly asks the man if he's taken the medicine, to which the man replied "of course I have! What do you think I was doing? Shoving them up my a**...?"
Ever had to force your dog into taking their medication?
It's the worst, right? You try to cover it with peanut butter, even then they know you're up to something. So it gets kinda physical, have to get in there with both hands and hold them open and push it in with your finger, hoping they don't bite you. Turns into a wrestling match, sometimes. But as it turns out, the trick was we were just using the wrong peanut butter. Ever since we switched to creamy, those suppositories just pop right in.
Always read the package insert
"Doc, the suppository you prescribed... they really stuck to my gum and teeth".
"What? You didn't s**... them, did you?"
"Of course I did, what else was I supposed to do with them, shove 'em up my a**...?"
Hard to s**...
My friend says to me "I'm sick but I'm having a tough time keeping my medicine in me".
"Why don't you try taking it with food like soup or a banana?" I suggest.
A few days later I see him and he's looking a lot better.
"I tried taking my meds with a banana like you said and it worked!" he proclaimed.
"What kind of pills were you taking?" I asked.
"Oh, they weren't pills. They were suppositories."
I Have Your Aspirin
A husband emerged from the bathroom n**... and was climbing into bed when his wife once again complained, "I have a headache."
"Don't worry," her husband said. I was just powdering myself with aspirin. You can take it o**... or as a suppository.
Two old men were sitting together when one of them pointed out a suppository sticking out of the other's ear.
The other didn't respond immediately, but after a few moments, realisation seemed to dawn on him. "Oh, thanks!" he said "*Now* I know where I put my hearing aid!"
Stick It
Two elderly women were having in a restaurant one morning.
Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, "Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"
Mabel answered, "I have? suppository?"
She pulled it out and stared at it.
Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is.
