The Best 30 Suppository Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Suppository jokes. There are some suppository medicine jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 of the Funniest Suppository Jokes and Puns
Do you know what the definition of innuendo is?
In French it's definition for suppository.
The doctor says to the old man
"Sir, i see what the problem is. You've got a suppository stuck in your ear!"
And the old man says, "well, now i know what happened to my hearing aid!"
What do you call Tums in suppository form?
Bums
Stick It
Two elderly women were having in a restaurant one morning.
Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, "Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"
Mabel answered, "I have? suppository?"
She pulled it out and stared at it.
Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is.
Two old men were sitting together when one of them pointed out a suppository sticking out of the other's ear.
The other didn't respond immediately, but after a few moments, realisation seemed to dawn on him. "Oh, thanks!" he said "*Now* I know where I put my hearing aid!"
A Limerick
There once was a man from Port Crown
Who went to a doctor in town.
The doc gave to he
A sup-po-si-to-ry.
"I will not take this sitting down!"
The Greatest Old Guy Joke of all Time
There was an old guy who took suppositories as a medication. One time he went to a resaurant with his wife, she said,"What is a suppository doing in your ear." The old man says,"Oh! now I know where my hearing aids are!"
i was at the doctor's the other day....
i was sitting in the room when the doctor returned and said "i have to prescribe you a suppository". well i got up and right in his face and said "i'm not taking this sitting down!"
What's an "innuendo" ?
An Italian suppository
The doctor is visiting a patient
The patient asks : why do you have a suppository above your ear ?,
The doctor answers : dame it, where did my pen go ?
Grandpa...why is there a suppository in your ear?
Oh... THAT's where my hearing aid went!
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What Do You Call an Italian Suppository?
An Innu*end*o
How do you tell that a blonde is having a bad day?
She's got a suppository in her ear and can't find an AirPod.
Two old men are sitting in a bar.
One turns to the other, and says "hey, did you know that you have a suppository in your ear?
The other old man sits back and replies "well, at least now i know where i put my hearing aid!"
what do you call a male suppository?
A manpon
What did the Frenchman do with his Italian suppository?
He took it as a double entendre innuendo.
I Have Your Aspirin
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife once again complained, "I have a headache."
"Don't worry," her husband said. I was just powdering myself with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository.
My patient got upset at me for laughing when I told her that pill wasn't a suppository...
I guess she took it the wrong way.
Two old ladies were talking in a coffee shop.
Agnes, you have a suppository in your ear.
**Agnes**: So *that's* where my hearing aide went.
What do you call a gay conservative?
A suppository
I saw an ad for a pill that cures gayness ...
Oddly enough it was a suppository
How does the medicine in a suppository get absorbed into the body?
Assmosis.
Mike Pence and conservative doctors in Indiana announced a miracle pill to cure homosexuality
Only one problem. It's an 8-inch long suppository.
Breaking: Evangelical Christian scientists have devised "a cure for homosexuality"!
One problem: It's a repeat-application suppository
What is an Italian suppository called?
Innuendo
The way this year has gone so far
I wouldn't be surprised if the Corona virus vaccine will be available in suppository form only.
How do you say "suppository" in Italian?
Innuendo!
Always read the package insert
"Doc, the suppository you prescribed... they really stuck to my gum and teeth".
"What? You didn't swallow them, did you?"
"Of course I did, what else was I supposed to do with them, shove 'em up my ass?"
Hearing Problems
Grandpa goes to the doctor complaining of hearing problems. The doctor looks in his ear, grabs his forceps and pulls out a suppository. A light goes on in Grandpa's mind. He picks up his cell phone and calls his wife. "Ethel? I think I know what happened to my hearing aid."
Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.
Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, "Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" Mabel answered, "I have a suppository in my ear?" She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, "Ethel, I'm so glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is."
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