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In French it's definition for suppository.
"Sir, i see what the problem is. You've got a suppository stuck in your ear!"
And the old man says, "well, now i know what happened to my hearing aid!"
Bums
Two elderly women were having in a restaurant one morning.
Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, "Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"
Mabel answered, "I have? suppository?"
She pulled it out and stared at it.
Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is.
The other didn't respond immediately, but after a few moments, realisation seemed to dawn on him. "Oh, thanks!" he said "*Now* I know where I put my hearing aid!"
There once was a man from Port Crown
Who went to a doctor in town.
The doc gave to he
A sup-po-si-to-ry.
"I will not take this sitting down!"
There was an old guy who took suppositories as a medication. One time he went to a resaurant with his wife, she said,"What is a suppository doing in your ear." The old man says,"Oh! now I know where my hearing aids are!"
i was sitting in the room when the doctor returned and said "i have to prescribe you a suppository". well i got up and right in his face and said "i'm not taking this sitting down!"
An Italian suppository
The patient asks : why do you have a suppository above your ear ?,
The doctor answers : dame it, where did my pen go ?
Oh... THAT's where my hearing aid went!
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An Innu*end*o
She's got a suppository in her ear and can't find an AirPod.
One turns to the other, and says "hey, did you know that you have a suppository in your ear?
The other old man sits back and replies "well, at least now i know where i put my hearing aid!"
A manpon
He took it as a double entendre innuendo.
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife once again complained, "I have a headache."
"Don't worry," her husband said. I was just powdering myself with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository.
I guess she took it the wrong way.
Agnes, you have a suppository in your ear.
**Agnes**: So *that's* where my hearing aide went.
A suppository
Oddly enough it was a suppository
Assmosis.
Only one problem. It's an 8-inch long suppository.
One problem: It's a repeat-application suppository
Innuendo
I wouldn't be surprised if the Corona virus vaccine will be available in suppository form only.
Innuendo!
"Doc, the suppository you prescribed... they really stuck to my gum and teeth".
"What? You didn't swallow them, did you?"
"Of course I did, what else was I supposed to do with them, shove 'em up my ass?"
Grandpa goes to the doctor complaining of hearing problems. The doctor looks in his ear, grabs his forceps and pulls out a suppository. A light goes on in Grandpa's mind. He picks up his cell phone and calls his wife. "Ethel? I think I know what happened to my hearing aid."
Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, "Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" Mabel answered, "I have a suppository in my ear?" She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, "Ethel, I'm so glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is."
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