The Best 8 Suppositories Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Suppositories jokes. There are some suppositories doctor jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these suppositories prescription puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Suppositories Jokes and Puns

Joe goes to the doctor with severe constipation

Doctor gives him two suppositories. Joe goes home and swallows them.

Next day he goes back to the doctor.

"Doc I am still badly constipated."

Doctor gives him two more suppositories, and Joe again goes home and swallows them."

He again goes back to the doctor the next day and says "doc I am still badly constipated.

Doctor: "Joe, I gave you four suppositories, what did you do with them?"

Annoyed, Joe yells at the Doctor: "what do you think I have been doing with them, shoving them up my ass?"

The Greatest Old Guy Joke of all Time

There was an old guy who took suppositories as a medication. One time he went to a resaurant with his wife, she said,"What is a suppository doing in your ear." The old man says,"Oh! now I know where my hearing aids are!"

I hate suppositories

Too bitter.

Ever had to force your dog into taking their medication?

It's the worst, right? You try to cover it with peanut butter, even then they know you're up to something. So it gets kinda physical, have to get in there with both hands and hold them open and push it in with your finger, hoping they don't bite you. Turns into a wrestling match, sometimes. But as it turns out, the trick was we were just using the wrong peanut butter. Ever since we switched to creamy, those suppositories just pop right in.

Hard to swallow

My friend says to me "I'm sick but I'm having a tough time keeping my medicine in me".
"Why don't you try taking it with food like soup or a banana?" I suggest.
A few days later I see him and he's looking a lot better.
"I tried taking my meds with a banana like you said and it worked!" he proclaimed.
"What kind of pills were you taking?" I asked.
"Oh, they weren't pills. They were suppositories."


My doctor prescribed me some suppositories for my nausea.

They're not the best medicine in the world, but they're right up there.

How many suppositories come in a pack?

A buttload.

ELI5: How do suppositories work?

I find my friend's explanation hard to swallow.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the suppositories pill jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working suppositories dildos piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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