Supposedly Jokes
38 supposedly jokes and hilarious supposedly puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about supposedly that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Supposedly Short Jokes
Short supposedly jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The supposedly humour may include short apparently jokes also.
- If Queen Elizabeth accidentally farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened. Noble gases should have no reaction.
- What do you call a drunk guy trying to start his car? A lyft. Friends don't let friends drive drunk.
- I stabbed a vampire, beat zombies to death and killed devil itself... my wife rushes through the room and shouts, "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE THEM CANDIES, FRANK"
- The swordfish has no natural predators to fear from... ....except the penfish, which is supposed to be even mightier.
- 6 was afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 7 eat 9? Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
- I get that the #me too movement is supposed to be empowering... But they could've picked a better slogan than PoundMeToo
- I got into an argument with my daughter and she shouted, "1, 3, 5, 7, 9!" I asked her, "What's that supposed to mean?"
She said, "I'm so mad, I can't even!" - My girlfriend's dog died so I got her an identical one She got even more upset and shouted at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
- I try to teach my mom something new everyday. Because you're supposed to learn from your mistakes.
- • My friend's dog died the other day so I surprised her by going out and getting her an identical dog. She was furious, she said *"what am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"*
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Supposedly One Liners
Which supposedly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with supposedly? I can suggest the ones about reportedly and seemingly.
- I named my son Gram It's short for Grammar because he was supposed to be a period.
- "Yoda, are we supposed to be here?" "Off course we are."
- Jesus Christ was supposed to be named Franklin.... Until Mary stubbed her toe.
- Turns out when asked who your favorite child is... You're supposed to pick your own.
- What's worse than a box full of snakes? A box that was SUPPOSED to be full of snakes.
- My wife has the body of a woman half her age. I suppose I should call the police.
- I hear that you're supposed to learn from your mistakes Probably why I'm an only child.
- "How big do you suppose that fence is?" "I reckon that fence is around a yard."
- Nikke Bella is divorcing John Cena Supposedly, she couldn't see him.
- TIL DNA was supposed to be a line But things spiraled of control
- I saw a snake that was 3.14 metres long I suppose it was a π thon
- I heard Steve Irwin has his own line of sunscreen... It's supposed to block the rays
- The Guillotine was supposed to be ahead of its time It had cutting edge technology
- If we're not supposed to eat animals Then why are they made of food
- Why did the chicken go inside the Capitol Building? There was supposed to be a coop
Silly & Ridiculous Supposedly Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about supposedly you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean allegedly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make supposedly pranks.
My girlfriend asked me if I could have a t**..., which of her friends I would choose.
Apparently, I was only supposed to name one, not two.
A man takes his wife to get tested
Several days go by, and he receives a call from the doctor.
The doctor tells him, Due to an unfortunate mixup with the lab, we are not sure of your wife has Covid-19 or Alzheimer'
The man, clearly frustrated, asks, Well what am I supposed to do with that kind of information?
The doctor calmly suggests, I recommend you take her for a very long walk and leave her. If she comes home, don't let her in.
A man takes his wife to get tested for Coronavirus.
2 days later he gets a call from the lab.
Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you sir that your wife's test results have been mixed up with another patient's. We're not sure if she has COVID-19 or Alzheimer's disease.
Man: So what am I supposed to do now?!
Doctor: I'd recommend taking her for a long walk and leaving her, if she finds her way back home, don't open the door.
A man goes to a costume party wearing nothing but his underwear and a woman on his back.
His friends see him and say, Hey man, what are you supposed to be?
He replies, Oh, I'm dressed as a turtle.
His friends respond, A turtle? How are you a turtle? Who's that woman on your back?
The man replies, Oh that's just Michelle.
A maid decided it was time to demand a raise, so she went directly to the Lady of the house's private study
Maid: "I'd like a raise."
Mrs. Smith:"Why do you think you deserve a raise?
Maid:"Three reasons. First, I can cook better than you."
Mrs. Smith:"Who told you that?"
Maid:"Your husband. Second, I clean better than you."
Mrs. Smith:"Who told you that?"
Maid:"Your husband.Third, I'm better in bed than you are."
Mrs. Smith:"I suppose my husband said that too?"
Maid:"No, the gardener."
Mrs. Smith:"How much do you want?"
A sea cadet is being examined: "Suppose you're at sea and a storm comes up, what would you do?"
Cadet: I'd throw out an anchor.
Examiner: And what if another storm comes up.
Cadet: I'd throw out another anchor.
Examiner: But what if an even bigger storm comes up?
Cadet: I throw out an even bigger anchor.
Examiner: But where are you getting all your anchors from?
Cadet: The same place you're getting your storms.
I know we're all supposed to be tolerant of people from other cultures, but is it too much to ask that asian waiters learn that all Caucasians don't look alike? My waiter just served my food to some other customer!
Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.
Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Sven, "but we don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground. Then she took a tape measure from her handbag, took a measurement and announced, "Twenty one feet, six inches," and walked away.
One engineer shook his head and laughed, "Typical blonde! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"
Since Vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don't just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why so many Vampires are from Europe...
Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa
A man cheats with his wife's sister
Man: Calm down! You haven't heard my side of the story!
Wife: You slept with my sister!
Man: When i got to work she was just laying there n**... on my table! What was I supposed to do?!
Wife: The autopsy!
PS: Didnt make this up
A woman placed an ad in a news paper. 'I am looking for a male partner who needs to meet these three requirements.
1. He shouldn't beat me.
2. He shouldn't leave me.
Third and most important.
3. He should be great in bed.
One week later, her door bell rang, and she opened the door to find a man.
The man said, "Hi, I'm Peter. I don't have hands, so I can't beat you. I don't have legs so I can't leave you. I think I'm the guy."
The lady in an angry voice asked him back, "How the h**... are you supposed to be great in bed then? Didn't you read the third requirement?"
I think You're mistaken my lady.
Peter replied, "I rang the doorbell. Didn't I?"
I thought vasectomies were supposed to keep me from getting my wife pregnant??
Apparently, it just changes the color of the baby. Go figure.
My girlfriend's dog died so I got her an identical one to try and cheer her up.
But it made her even more upset.
She screamed at me saying, What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?
