The Best 21 Supposedly Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Supposedly jokes. There are some supposedly prolly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these supposedly evidently puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Supposedly Jokes and Puns

Since Vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don't just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why so many Vampires are from Europe...

Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa

Nikke Bella is divorcing John Cena

Supposedly, she couldn't see him.

Niels Bohr (true story)

a true story (supposedly)

A man goes to visit Niels Bohr, and sees a horseshoe hanging over Bohr's door (a scandinavian superstition).

The man says, "But Niels, you are a scientist! Surely you do not believe in this superstition?"

Niels replies, "Of course I don't believe in it!"

The man is confused. "Why do you have it if you don't believe in it?"

Bohr replies, "It is supposed to work, even if you don't believe in it!"

Supposedly joke, Niels Bohr (true story)

Lucky I didn't get caught...

I was nailing this chick in the park the other weekend. And I was so lucky not to get caught.

Supposedly crucifixions are illegal these days

My girlfriend broke up with me because I supposedly" take things too far"

So I called the police.


Since light supposedly travels faster than the speed of sound.....

Why can I hear the BMW driver behind me honk before the light turns green?

Did you hear about the redneck woman's husband who killed her father and her brother?

Supposedly she didn't even know he was suicidal

Supposedly joke, Did you hear about the redneck woman's husband who killed her father and her brother?

Just witnessed the shortest ever dispute in court about a guy who supposedly stole a woman's bag.

It was a briefcase.

Donner Party.

Here's a rare treat....an original joke

At work I was talking with a client who brought up the Donner Party and asked if i knew who the were. I replied that yes, I did. They were the group snowbound in the mountains in the 1800s and turned to cannabalism.
I added that they were supposedly humbled by their experience but I always thought they were full of themselves.
Client laughed.

Supposedly this joke was rated the funniest joke in a survey of British people...

Patient: Doctor, last night, I made Freudian slip. I was sitting at the dinner table next to my mother-in-law. I turned to her and I meant to say,"Please pass the salt", but instead I said "You fat cow, you've ruined my life".

Baby, if you were a car, you'd be a Maserati…

Because you're high maintenance, spend all my money to supposedly make me look good, but really everyone couldn't care less, and you're not that great.

You can explore supposedly anyones reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean supposedly mysteriously dad jokes. There are also supposedly puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Big shout going out to St Patrick, who supposedly drove all the snakes out or Ireland.

But let's face it, thats clearly bullshit, they didn't have cars back then

Did you hear about the referee that got fired from the NBA?

Supposedly he's a whistleblower.

A woman is supposedly home alone and sees a figure from behind in her kitchen.

She creeps forward and grabs the figure by the testicles and asks, "who are you?"

Only silence.

She squeezes hard this time and asks, "who are you?"

Still silence.

She smashes the testicles in her hand and yells, "who are you?"

The figure whispers, "John".

The woman asks, "John WHO?!"

The figure whispers, "John, The Mute."

The snack companies of the world have announced the food Olympics for 2018.

Supposedly two of the events have an interesting relay-sun-chip.

Frank Castle was framed for the murder of wife and kids. Supposedly he killed them with terrible dad jokes.....

That's why he's called the Pun-isher

Supposedly joke, Frank Castle was framed for the murder of wife and kids. Supposedly he killed them with terrible dad

I had a 1 year long-distance relationship with a woman I'd never met, but when I finally met her

supposedly length mattered

Amazon supposedly paid 30% over the market value for Whole Foods.

It was so unexpected of Whole Foods to offer them a discount.

Did you hear about the FedEx lady who had a baby? (DAD JOKE)

Supposedly she had to rush the delivery!


When people ask about how life is going

I tell them that it is so messed up that it can't be real. Therefore I sometimes talk to imaginary people.

That way I am supposedly breaking the fourth wall.

Despite her terrible accident, my grandma supposedly is still hot.

She must be a bombshell in coffin.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the supposedly sep jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working supposedly unrelated piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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