Supportive Jokes
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Short supportive jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The supportive humour may include short supporters jokes also.
- I don't understand all these jokes about mothers-in-law. Mine is sweet, supportive, and a great influence on me and my wife. I can't say anything bad about her.
- Did you hear about that group where only Trump supporters are allowed? Everyone else is forbiden
- There's a support group for people addicted to plastic surgery... The head of the group walks in and says, "I'm seeing a lot of new faces this week, and I have to say I'm pretty disappointed."
- In light of the Net Neutrality debate, I want to say something to support my American friends. Thoughts and prayers.
- My grandpa said "your life revolves too much around technology. Then I said, "no, yours does." Then I unplugged his life support.
- Tuna must age about five times faster than humans. This is supported by the fact that tuna half-hours are equal to 150 minutes.
- What is the difference between Americans and IT support? Americans don't have troubleshooting.
- A man calls quantum IT support and complains that his quantum computer isn't working. quantum IT support: "Have you tried turning it off and on at the same time?"
- Victoria's Secret has launched a revolutionary new bra, "croatia" ..it has lot's of support but no cup
- Well, you won't get called a racist for criticizing the President anymore... ...you'll just get called a racist for supporting him.
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Which supportive one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with supportive? I can suggest the ones about helpful and protective.
- If I'm ever on life support, unplug me... Then plug me back in, see if that works.
- Why can't lebron james stand on his tippy toes? He gets no support from his Cavs
- What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15? A MAGAzine.
- My girlfriend told me she will leave me if I don't support Trump... I said ok.. Biden
- I called up GameStop customer support They told me to hold.
- What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates? Mom & Dad
- I created an Erectile Dysfunction support group once, But it flopped,
Nobody came - I treat my family like dogs. With financial support and unconditional love.
- Where is a tech support's bathroom located? At their I Pee address!
- I go to a muscular dystrophy support group. We meet weakly.
- What's the difference between a guitar player and a couch? A couch can support a family.
- What's the most-clicked link on the Alzheimer's support website? Forgot Your Password?
- What's a Trump supporters favorite fighting style? Krav maga
- what do you call a support group for people who talk too much? On and on Anon
- Apple's cars will not be that popular... Because they don't support windows
Charming Humor Supportive Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about supportive you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean support group jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make supportive pranks.
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A Mexican kid meets Donald Trump and says to him, I want to be President one day.
Trump says, Are you s**...? Are you an idiot? Out of your mind? Are you r**...?
The kid replies, You know what, I've changed my mind. Those are too many requirements.
Recent political joke circulating in China
Three men who don't know each other sits in a prison cell. Each explains why he was arrested.
The first man said: I opposed covid testing.
The second man said: I supported covid testing.
The third man said: I administered the covid tests.
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Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal m**... should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritic pain.
In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support.
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Guys, abortion may be i**... soon. If you accidentally get a girl pregnant, make sure she's an anti-vaxxer.
Instead of paying for 18 years of child support, you'll only have to pay for 3.
2 Trump Supporters go to heaven
St. Peter greets them at the Pearly gates and asks if there is anything in the universe they'd like to know before meeting God. The fist guy asks, "What was really in Hillary's emails?"
"Nothing incriminating really", replies St. Peter.
The other guy turns and whispers, "Wow, this goes higher than we thought."
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Mom got a s**... change operation
After being unhappy for many years my mother came to me and said she was going to get a s**... change operation. I didn't fully understand but I was very supportive throughout the whole operation, then he came home.
That's when it all started, all the time all day long horrible dad jokes, terrible puns and all around just awful humor. After a few weeks and being fed up, I realized something and I confronted them.
"Did you seriously just have a s**... change operation just for the dad jokes?!" I asked.
He replied, "Oh you could see right through me, I must be so trans-parent."
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A s**... has been spray painted over Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame...
...Police say it's impossible to tell if the act was committed by Trump's opponents or supporters.
So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot.
I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Has COVID-19 got you wearing glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
EDIT (July 14, 2020 7:40PM PST): Um, wow. I did not expect the 2.9K likes, especially since I didn't come up with it. Thanks for the support guys and y'all got me, I read it somewhere else and shared it.
A guy comes home from work and he is clearly upset.
His wife looks concerned and asks him what's wrong. He shakes his head and refuses to say anything.
Later, during dinner, he's just pushing his food around on his plate and staring out the window.
"Honey, what is it? I've never seen you like this before," the wife says.
"It's . . . nothing," he says. "I can't burden you with my problems. It wouldn't be fair."
"*Your* problems?" the wife says. "We are partners. We face everything together. Your problem is my problem. There is no I, just we. Now please, tell me, what is it?"
"Well," he says, looking up at her glumly. "we got our secretary pregnant and now she's suing us for support."
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How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
