Supportive Jokes
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Short supportive jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The supportive humour may include short supporters jokes also.
- How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Trump says it's changed and his supporters all cheer in the dark.
- I don't understand all these jokes about mothers-in-law. Mine is sweet, supportive, and a great influence on me and my wife. I can't say anything bad about her.
- Did you hear about that group where only Trump supporters are allowed? Everyone else is forbiden
- Hey girl, are you the Bible? 'Cause men keep misinterpreting what you say to support their own selfish agendas.
- There's a support group for people addicted to plastic surgery... The head of the group walks in and says, "I'm seeing a lot of new faces this week, and I have to say I'm pretty disappointed."
- In light of the Net Neutrality debate, I want to say something to support my American friends. Thoughts and prayers.
- My grandpa said "your life revolves too much around technology. Then I said, "no, yours does." Then I unplugged his life support.
- How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
- I'm really conflicted about abortion. I support killing babies, but I don't support giving women a choice.
- Today, I saw 2 blind people fighting Then I shouted: "I'm supporting the one with the knife", they both ran away.
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- If I'm ever on life support, unplug me... Then plug me back in, see if that works.
- Why can't lebron james stand on his tippy toes? He gets no support from his Cavs
- What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15? A MAGAzine.
- My girlfriend told me she will leave me if I don't support Trump... I said ok.. Biden
- I called up GameStop customer support They told me to hold.
- What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates? Mom & Dad
- My girlfriend said she would leave me if I didn't support Trump I said "Biden"
- What did the conservatives say to the abortion rights supporters? You'll never de-fetus.
- I created an Erectile Dysfunction support group once, But it flopped,
Nobody came - I support the anti-mask people Thanks to them the average IQ is rising
- I treat my family like dogs. With financial support and unconditional love.
- I only knock up anti-vaxxers. Better to pay 4 years of child support than 18.
- What bounces and makes kids cry? My child support checks.
- Where is a tech support's bathroom located? At their I Pee address!
- I go to a muscular dystrophy support group. We meet weakly.
Charming Humor Supportive Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about supportive you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean support group jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make supportive pranks.
A mexican kid meets Donald Trump and says to him, I want to be President one day.
Trump says, Are you s**...? Are you an idiot? Out of your mind? Are you r**...?
The kid replies, You know what, I've changed my mind. Those are too many requirements.
two h**... trump supporters die and ascend to heaven.
God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions.
One of them says, yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud? .
God says, "my son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232 .
After a few seconds of stunned silence, the o**... turns to the other and whispers, This goes higher up than we thought .
Two Trump supporters die and go to heaven
God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions. One of them says, Yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud?
God says, "My son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232.
After a few seconds of stunned silence, the o**... turns to the other and whispers, This goes higher up than we thought.
Liberal people support human rights and the idea that people with disabilities should have equal labor market opportunities.
Now there is a disabled guy in the White House and all they do is compalain about it.
Recent political joke circulating in China
Three men who don't know each other sits in a prison cell. Each explains why he was arrested.
The first man said: I opposed covid testing.
The second man said: I supported covid testing.
The third man said: I administered the covid tests.
Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal m**... should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritic pain.
In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support.
Guys, abortion may be i**... soon. If you accidentally get a girl pregnant, make sure she's an anti-vaxxer.
Instead of paying for 18 years of child support, you'll only have to pay for 3.
2 Trump Supporters go to heaven
St. Peter greets them at the Pearly gates and asks if there is anything in the universe they'd like to know before meeting God. The fist guy asks, "What was really in Hillary's emails?"
"Nothing incriminating really", replies St. Peter.
The other guy turns and whispers, "Wow, this goes higher than we thought."
Mom got a s**... change operation
After being unhappy for many years my mother came to me and said she was going to get a s**... change operation. I didn't fully understand but I was very supportive throughout the whole operation, then he came home.
That's when it all started, all the time all day long horrible dad jokes, terrible puns and all around just awful humor. After a few weeks and being fed up, I realized something and I confronted them.
"Did you seriously just have a s**... change operation just for the dad jokes?!" I asked.
He replied, "Oh you could see right through me, I must be so trans-parent."
A s**... has been spray painted over Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame...
...Police say it's impossible to tell if the act was committed by Trump's opponents or supporters.
So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot.
I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
