The Best 32 Supportive Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Supportive jokes. There are some supportive encouragement jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these supportive assistance puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Supportive Jokes and Puns
I don't understand all these jokes about mothers-in-law.
Mine is sweet, supportive, and a great influence on me and my wife. I can't say anything bad about her.
Mom got a sex change operation
After being unhappy for many years my mother came to me and said she was going to get a sex change operation. I didn't fully understand but I was very supportive throughout the whole operation, then he came home.
That's when it all started, all the time all day long horrible dad jokes, terrible puns and all around just awful humor. After a few weeks and being fed up, I realized something and I confronted them.
"Did you seriously just have a sex change operation just for the dad jokes?!" I asked.
He replied, "Oh you could see right through me, I must be so trans-parent."
I've been feeling really depressed, and my best friend isn't helping
I try to talk about my feelings with him, but he'll just say vaguely supportive things that really don't help. He'll say things like hey, cheer up buddy. I know things seem tough but at least you're not stuck in one of those, you know, those holes in the ground? The thing with the bucket so you can get water from the hole.
I know he means well.
I once told my parents I wanted to be a comedian
They laughed. Parents are so supportive...
Two women are talking and the conversation veers towards work...
One of them says to the other:
"Work is great! The jobs are challenging, my coworkers are supportive and the pay is phenomenal. But there is one problem. The mail boy is constantly flirting with me and its borderline harrasment now."
"Well, what did he say?"
"Its just the one thing, everytime he passes by me he compliments me on how wonderful my hair smells."
"That doesnt sound too bad."
"Yeah, but hes a dwarf!"
A private asks his commanding officer for a few days leave.
The private explains that his wife is going to have a baby. The commanding officer is very supportive, and approves the request.
The next week when the private returns the commanding officer asks, "So private, was it a boy or a girl."
"Don't be silly, sir," says the private. "It takes *months*!"
When I was a child, my father would always tell me, "The sky's the limit!"
He was never supportive of my dreams to become an astronaut.
What does that couch have in common with your mom?
Both of them are supportive
A cosmonaut's sob story
I always knew that I wanted to be as astronaut , even when I was a little boy. However, I knew my father would not be supportive of me because he would always tell me "The sky's the limit!"
You'd think the Catholic Church would be more supportive of condom use...
Less DNA evidence.
I met a happy gay couple while passing through Mobile, AL
I asked if it was hard being gay here because I heard these jokes about how backwards Alabama is. They laughed and said it was a fair question, but all of their friends were really cool with it. I thought this was great news, so I asked how their families felt about it. I was shocked when they said everyone but their sister was also really supportive.
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When I was growing up, my parents would tell me, "The sky is the limit"
They weren't supportive of my dreams of becoming an astronaut.
My wife was telling me to never give and keep trying.
She's usually not that supportive and she could have chosen a better time. Why did she have to say it during Russian Roulette?
A history student was so enamored with Ancient Rome that he decided to become a Roman himself. His friends weren't very supportive. They kept telling him to get with the times,
New Roman.
I've decided I don't want to get married or have kids
I thought my family would be supportive of my decision, but my wife and kids did not take it well
I can't believe how supportive my wife was after telling her I was going to take a second wife
She said it was bigamy.
A joke my dad said just now.
Dad: "I'm just acting like a bra and being supportive."
Supporting my sister's cheerleading.
My girlfriend is really supportive but she's not very bright. One time, during a fight, I asked her "What's your IQ, anyway?!"
She shouted back defiantly "20/20!"
Undergarments aren't usually very understanding.
But bras are very supportive.
What do you call a Supportive Canine?
A Golden Believer
In a house, leaning against a pole, my friend asked if I was dating it.
I said yes and she's very supportive.
When I was a kid...
...I wanted to be a magician. My parents being the supportive people they are, helped me learn how to perform magic. My father even taught me half of a two-part lesson on disappearing tricks. I'm still waiting for the part on how to reappear.
Boys are like bras..
They are cute and supportive until you use them too long and then they fall apart...
...also that's when the support ends
The US Government will be very supportive of NASA's efforts to put humans on Mars.
The only thing NASA has to do is declare war on Mars!
I'm reading a book on being emotionally supportive.
I can't put it down.
I have been struggling with depression and thoughts of suicide but my friends have been very supportive...
they insist that I go through with it.
My father....
Sticking around and being supportive.
"I knew you had it in you!"
Said the very supportive officer performing the cavity search.
My friend Ted recently came out as homosexual. Luckily, everyone in his neigbourhood has been very supportive.
It has become something of a Gay Ted community.
My parents are so supportive
They're always encouraging me to get out of the house and do something with my life.
A couple walk out of the abortion clinic
'You have been so supportive, thank you for coming' the girl tells her boyfriend.
'Well that's what got us here in the first place'
I got lost in a closet as a child...
When I came out, my parents, although supportive, really weren't that happy.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the supportive support jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working supportive supporter piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.