Following is our collection of funny Supportive jokes. There are some supportive encouragement jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these supportive assistance puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Mine is sweet, supportive, and a great influence on me and my wife. I can't say anything bad about her.
After being unhappy for many years my mother came to me and said she was going to get a sex change operation. I didn't fully understand but I was very supportive throughout the whole operation, then he came home.
That's when it all started, all the time all day long horrible dad jokes, terrible puns and all around just awful humor. After a few weeks and being fed up, I realized something and I confronted them.
"Did you seriously just have a sex change operation just for the dad jokes?!" I asked.
He replied, "Oh you could see right through me, I must be so trans-parent."
I try to talk about my feelings with him, but he'll just say vaguely supportive things that really don't help. He'll say things like hey, cheer up buddy. I know things seem tough but at least you're not stuck in one of those, you know, those holes in the ground? The thing with the bucket so you can get water from the hole.
I know he means well.
They laughed. Parents are so supportive...
One of them says to the other:
"Work is great! The jobs are challenging, my coworkers are supportive and the pay is phenomenal. But there is one problem. The mail boy is constantly flirting with me and its borderline harrasment now."
"Well, what did he say?"
"Its just the one thing, everytime he passes by me he compliments me on how wonderful my hair smells."
"That doesnt sound too bad."
"Yeah, but hes a dwarf!"
The private explains that his wife is going to have a baby. The commanding officer is very supportive, and approves the request.
The next week when the private returns the commanding officer asks, "So private, was it a boy or a girl."
"Don't be silly, sir," says the private. "It takes *months*!"
He was never supportive of my dreams to become an astronaut.
Both of them are supportive
I always knew that I wanted to be as astronaut , even when I was a little boy. However, I knew my father would not be supportive of me because he would always tell me "The sky's the limit!"
Less DNA evidence.
I asked if it was hard being gay here because I heard these jokes about how backwards Alabama is. They laughed and said it was a fair question, but all of their friends were really cool with it. I thought this was great news, so I asked how their families felt about it. I was shocked when they said everyone but their sister was also really supportive.
You can explore supportive upstanding reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean supportive separation dad jokes. There are also supportive puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
They weren't supportive of my dreams of becoming an astronaut.
She's usually not that supportive and she could have chosen a better time. Why did she have to say it during Russian Roulette?
New Roman.
I thought my family would be supportive of my decision, but my wife and kids did not take it well
She said it was bigamy.
Dad: "I'm just acting like a bra and being supportive."
Supporting my sister's cheerleading.
She shouted back defiantly "20/20!"
But bras are very supportive.
A Golden Believer
I said yes and she's very supportive.
...I wanted to be a magician. My parents being the supportive people they are, helped me learn how to perform magic. My father even taught me half of a two-part lesson on disappearing tricks. I'm still waiting for the part on how to reappear.
They are cute and supportive until you use them too long and then they fall apart...
...also that's when the support ends
The only thing NASA has to do is declare war on Mars!
I can't put it down.
they insist that I go through with it.
Sticking around and being supportive.
Said the very supportive officer performing the cavity search.
It has become something of a Gay Ted community.
They're always encouraging me to get out of the house and do something with my life.
'You have been so supportive, thank you for coming' the girl tells her boyfriend.
'Well that's what got us here in the first place'
When I came out, my parents, although supportive, really weren't that happy.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the supportive support jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working supportive supporter piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.