Supporters Jokes
101 supporters jokes and hilarious supporters puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about supporters that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article explores the unique humor enjoyed by supporters of various teams, including Collingwood, Port Adelaide, and Liverpool. It also looks at the jokes political supporters of the GOP and Democratic party make in order to lighten the mood. Finally, it examines the role of spectator humor in supporting their teams.
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Funniest Supporters Short Jokes
Short supporters jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The supporters humour may include short supportive jokes also.
- I don't understand all these jokes about mothers-in-law. Mine is sweet, supportive, and a great influence on me and my wife. I can't say anything bad about her.
- Did you hear about that group where only Trump supporters are allowed? Everyone else is forbiden
- There's a support group for people addicted to plastic surgery... The head of the group walks in and says, "I'm seeing a lot of new faces this week, and I have to say I'm pretty disappointed."
- In light of the Net Neutrality debate, I want to say something to support my American friends. Thoughts and prayers.
- My grandpa said "your life revolves too much around technology. Then I said, "no, yours does." Then I unplugged his life support.
- Tuna must age about five times faster than humans. This is supported by the fact that tuna half-hours are equal to 150 minutes.
- What is the difference between Americans and IT support? Americans don't have troubleshooting.
- A man calls quantum IT support and complains that his quantum computer isn't working. quantum IT support: "Have you tried turning it off and on at the same time?"
- Victoria's Secret has launched a revolutionary new bra, "croatia" ..it has lot's of support but no cup
- Well, you won't get called a racist for criticizing the President anymore... ...you'll just get called a racist for supporting him.
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Supporters One Liners
Which supporters one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with supporters? I can suggest the ones about support group and protesters.
- If I'm ever on life support, unplug me... Then plug me back in, see if that works.
- Why can't lebron james stand on his tippy toes? He gets no support from his Cavs
- What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15? A MAGAzine.
- My girlfriend told me she will leave me if I don't support Trump... I said ok.. Biden
- I called up GameStop customer support They told me to hold.
- What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates? Mom & Dad
- I created an Erectile Dysfunction support group once, But it flopped,
Nobody came - I treat my family like dogs. With financial support and unconditional love.
- Where is a tech support's bathroom located? At their I Pee address!
- I go to a muscular dystrophy support group. We meet weakly.
- What's the difference between a guitar player and a couch? A couch can support a family.
- What's the most-clicked link on the Alzheimer's support website? Forgot Your Password?
- What's a Trump supporters favorite fighting style? Krav maga
- what do you call a support group for people who talk too much? On and on Anon
- Apple's cars will not be that popular... Because they don't support windows
Trump Supporters Jokes
Here is a list of funny trump supporters jokes and even better trump supporters puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why would Donald Trump run into an active school shooting, even if unarmed? Because he knows one of his supporters would never shoot him
- I'm not a fan of Trump, but I'd never denigrate his supporters If you're a Trump supporter, denigrate means to put down.
- If Donald Trump wants Bernie Sanders supporters to stop crashing his rallies, he should just call them "job fairs."
- Trump Supporters are demanding to join the LGBTQ+ community. They say they identify as Non-Bidenary
- My conservative grandmother used to be a big Trump supporter, but this year her mail-in ballot was cast for Joe Biden. No way would she have done that if she were still alive.
- A new study has found that Donald Trump supporters make the most grammatical errors. They tried to find Hillary supporters errors as well, but they got deleted.
- How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? None, if they're told the lightbulb doesn't exist, it doesn't need changing
- You're meeting identical triplets tonight. One's from the Army, one's a lifestyle Vegan, and one is a diehard Trump supporter. How do you tell them apart? Don't worry. They'll tell you.
- Donald Trump's advisers worry he could lose support from his base, so they suggested he change his hairstyle to better connect with white, rural voters... ...he's going to mullet over.
- What's the difference between the Trump kids and the capital rioters? Donald actually loves and supports the rioters!
Uproarious Supporters Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about supporters you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean voters jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make supporters pranks.
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A Mexican kid meets Donald Trump and says to him, I want to be President one day.
Trump says, Are you s**...? Are you an idiot? Out of your mind? Are you r**...?
The kid replies, You know what, I've changed my mind. Those are too many requirements.
A man stumbles across an old lamp.....
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.
The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three... You only get one wish!"
The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"
The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible!!! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete, how much steel!! No, think of another wish."
The man said "OK, I will try to think of a really good wish". Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment, know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say "nothing," know how to make them truly happy."
The genie said, "Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?"
Password reset
A man was was unable to log into his online banking account and he pulled up the online chat support.
"I put in my password and I cannot access my account"
"Sorry that password has expired- you must register a new one."
"Did anyone discover that password and hack my computer?"
"No, but your password has expired- you must get a new one."
"Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty well?"
"Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 90 days."
"Can I use the old one and just re-register it?"
"No, you must get a new one."
"I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember."
"Sorry, you must get a new one."
"OK, roses."
"Sorry you must use more letters."
"OK, pretty roses"
"No good, you must use at least one numerical character."
"OK, 1 pretty rose"
"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces."
"OK, 1prettyrose"
"Sorry, you must use additional characters."
"OK, 1fuckingprettyrose"
"Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter."
"OK,1FUCKINGprettyrose"
"Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row."
"OK, 1Fuckingprettyrose"
"Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters."
"OK, 1Fuckingprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow"
"Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used"
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So I've got some buddies...
They just so happen to be a high-ranking officials in Denver,Colorado. They're currently trying to get Republicans and Democrats to both agree to legalize medical m**... to ease arthritis symptoms. I guess you could say I have friends in high places in high places in high places for joint support for joint support for joint support.
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How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
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I am starting a support group for guys dealing with a**... Asphyxiation.
Our motto is: "Hang in there, we can beat it."
Worry not confederate flag supporters! You may have lost the battle...
But you haven't lost the w- oh right.
Your generation relies too much on technology.
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
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What did the conservatives say to the abortion rights supporters?
You'll never de-fetus.
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Programming is like s**....
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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A s**... has been spray painted over Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame...
...Police say it's impossible to tell if the act was committed by Trump's opponents or supporters.
What has four wheels and can't support a family?
A liberal arts major.
I lied about the wheels.
How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Look, we can change the lightbulb. That I will tell you. We're changing it, ok? And I understand what you're saying, I hear it all the time. People call me and say "Is the lightbulb really dead?". Thats what they are asking me, its unbelievable. The lightbulb is in big trouble, that I can tell you. But we are going to change it.
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A Donald Trump campaign sign was found defaced with a s**...
No one knows if it was done by a supporter or a protester
A flat earth conspiracist was boasting about how many people believe that the Earth is flat...
He said, We have supporters all around the globe!!!
2 Trump Supporters go to heaven
St. Peter greets them at the Pearly gates and asks if there is anything in the universe they'd like to know before meeting God. The fist guy asks, "What was really in Hillary's emails?"
"Nothing incriminating really", replies St. Peter.
The other guy turns and whispers, "Wow, this goes higher than we thought."
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Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal m**... should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritic pain.
In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support.
I wonder if mormons support the transgendered?
If they did, they could go on a transmission!
-- authentic dadjoke overheard at breakfast
My Grandfather told me my generation is to reliant on technology.
I told him, "no Grandpa, yours does." Then I unplugged his life support.
Two women named Rachel meet and fall in love.
They decide to get married and go to the baker's to pick out a wedding cake. The baker inquires about their story and appalled, refuses to bake them a wedding cake. They are very upset and accuse the baker of narrow-mindedness and bigotry. "Oh, no, no, no," the baker responds, "I don't have a problem with gay marriage, I just can't support an inter-Rachel marriage!"
Happy Valentine's, everyone!
What do you call a family member who doesn't support their arguments with evidence?
Just cuz.
(I came up with this just now and I'm so proud of it and I haven't slept in 3 days)
I once told my parents I wanted to be a comedian
They laughed. Parents are so supportive...
Did you hear about the Italian Chef who died?
He pasta way.
I never sausage a tragic thing.
He is now a pizza history.
Sending olive my support to his family.
We cannoli do so much though.
I feel for his wife. Cheese still not over it.
I guess he just ran out of thyme.
It was very difficult to switch off my wife's life support system.
You try fighting off 2 nurses, a doctor and my sons.
What's the difference between a philosophy major and a picnic table?
A picnic table can support a family.
If communism doesn't work, why do so many people still support it?
They don't work either.
Telling someone that you work in IT support can be such a turn off...
And then a turn on again.
What's the difference between an art student and a park bench?
A bench can support a family.
The Nigerian football team were so disappointed with Saturday's performance that they have said they will personally refund all expenses to fans who travelled to support them.
All they need to do is send bank details, sort codes & PINs, and they will transfer the money directly …
I'd like to thank my legs for supporting me
My arms for always being by my side and my fingers... I could always count on them.
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Mom got a s**... change operation
After being unhappy for many years my mother came to me and said she was going to get a s**... change operation. I didn't fully understand but I was very supportive throughout the whole operation, then he came home.
That's when it all started, all the time all day long horrible dad jokes, terrible puns and all around just awful humor. After a few weeks and being fed up, I realized something and I confronted them.
"Did you seriously just have a s**... change operation just for the dad jokes?!" I asked.
He replied, "Oh you could see right through me, I must be so trans-parent."
A guy comes home from work and he is clearly upset.
His wife looks concerned and asks him what's wrong. He shakes his head and refuses to say anything.
Later, during dinner, he's just pushing his food around on his plate and staring out the window.
"Honey, what is it? I've never seen you like this before," the wife says.
"It's . . . nothing," he says. "I can't burden you with my problems. It wouldn't be fair."
"*Your* problems?" the wife says. "We are partners. We face everything together. Your problem is my problem. There is no I, just we. Now please, tell me, what is it?"
"Well," he says, looking up at her glumly. "we got our secretary pregnant and now she's suing us for support."
Has COVID-19 got you wearing glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
EDIT (July 14, 2020 7:40PM PST): Um, wow. I did not expect the 2.9K likes, especially since I didn't come up with it. Thanks for the support guys and y'all got me, I read it somewhere else and shared it.
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I support the anti-mask people
Thanks to them the average IQ is rising
My now knocked up GF just told me that she's an anti-vaxxerr
so I only have to pay for 4 years of child support instead of 18.
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How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Trumps says it's done and they all cheer in the dark
Two Trump supporters die and go to heaven.
They ask God if he'd answer one question.
"Of course" God says.
They ask how the Democrats rigged the election in 2020.
"It wasn't rigged" God replies.
The Trump supporters look at each other and say, "This conspiracy goes higher than we thought!"
I called Robinhood customer support to ask what I should do with my GME shares.
They said: PLEASE HOLD.
I've recently became a father, so for the past few weeks I thought I'd try my hand at telling dad jokes.
He says I should go home and support my wife.
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day.
When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he said, You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side… You know what?
What dear? She asked gently.
I think you bring me bad luck.
Reality vs LinkedIn
Reality:
I got my driving license
Linkedin:
I am honored and thrilled to announce that I have been selected among the top 5 applicants who participated in professional and the most-respected exam which evaluates the skills and ability to operate fuel-based vehicles. I cannot wait to see what the next chapter holds, and I cannot express my appreciation to the ministry of transportation, Wendy's, Google, NASA, my neighbors who supported me during this difficult journey.
I've been feeling really depressed, and my best friend isn't helping
I try to talk about my feelings with him, but he'll just say vaguely supportive things that really don't help. He'll say things like hey, cheer up buddy. I know things seem tough but at least you're not stuck in one of those, you know, those holes in the ground? The thing with the bucket so you can get water from the hole.
I know he means well.
So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot.
I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
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Guys, abortion may be i**... soon. If you accidentally get a girl pregnant, make sure she's an anti-vaxxer.
Instead of paying for 18 years of child support, you'll only have to pay for 3.
My daughter just walked into the living room and said
"Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewellery to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother. Well, she didn't put it quite like that... she actually said... Dad, this is my new boyfriend, he supports the Lakers"
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Woman asks her friend "How are your kids getting on now?"
"Fine!" Comes the reply. "My oldest boy grew up to be a doctor, the second grew up to be a teacher, and my daughter grew up to be a lawyer!"
"What about your youngest boy? How's he doing?
"Ah. He grew up to be a thief. He lives at home with us still."
"So you let your three decent kids fend for themselves, and kept the black sheep of the family at home? Isn't that wrong?"
"No, of course not. He keeps us supported financially. The other three are all unemployed."
(Translated from Greek, sorry if it don't make sense!)
I asked old Maud how she lost her husband. She told me her sad story…
"Well, he needed a blood transfusion, but his blood type was not on record, so the doctors asked me if I knew what it was, as they urgently needed to know, in order to save my Norman's life.
Tragically, I've never known his blood type, so I only had time to sit and say goodbye.
I'll never forget how supportive my Norman was.
Even as he was fading away, he kept on whispering to me, "Be positive, be positive!"
That was my Norman! Always thinking of others."
Recent political joke circulating in China
Three men who don't know each other sits in a prison cell. Each explains why he was arrested.
The first man said: I opposed covid testing.
The second man said: I supported covid testing.
The third man said: I administered the covid tests.
I took some days off from work to break my personal sleep record.
Unfortunately my family has not been supportive of my "dreams".
What did the left breast say to the right breast?
We've got to get some support, or they're going to think we are nuts.
My wife doesn't like it when I support female business owners.
…And she told me to stop calling OnlyFans girls that.
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Adolf h**... is begged by his supporters to return to power after they discover he is still alive.
After resisting, h**... says: "I'll come back, but on one condition ... next time I'm going to be evil."
