Uproarious Supporters Jokes to Share with Friends
How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Trump says it's changed and his supporters all cheer in the dark.
two h**... trump supporters die and ascend to heaven.
God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions.
One of them says, yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud? .
God says, "my son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232 .
After a few seconds of stunned silence, the o**... turns to the other and whispers, This goes higher up than we thought .
Two Trump supporters die and go to heaven
God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions. One of them says, Yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud?
God says, "My son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232.
After a few seconds of stunned silence, the o**... turns to the other and whispers, This goes higher up than we thought.
Did you hear about that group where only Trump supporters are allowed?
Everyone else is forbiden
2 Trump Supporters go to heaven
St. Peter greets them at the Pearly gates and asks if there is anything in the universe they'd like to know before meeting God. The fist guy asks, "What was really in Hillary's emails?"
"Nothing incriminating really", replies St. Peter.
The other guy turns and whispers, "Wow, this goes higher than we thought."
A s**... has been spray painted over Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame...
...Police say it's impossible to tell if the act was committed by Trump's opponents or supporters.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Look, we can change the lightbulb. That I will tell you. We're changing it, ok? And I understand what you're saying, I hear it all the time. People call me and say "Is the lightbulb really dead?". Thats what they are asking me, its unbelievable. The lightbulb is in big trouble, that I can tell you. But we are going to change it.
What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?
Mom & Dad
Why would Donald Trump run into an active school shooting, even if unarmed?
Because he knows one of his supporters would never shoot him
To Hillary supporters, don't give up hope!
Nelson Mandela served 27 years in prison before becoming President.
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What did the conservatives say to the abortion rights supporters?
You'll never de-fetus.
I'm not a fan of Trump, but I'd never denigrate his supporters
If you're a Trump supporter, denigrate means to put down.
A flat earth conspiracist was boasting about how many people believe that the Earth is flat...
He said, We have supporters all around the globe!!!
How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Trumps says it's done and they all cheer in the dark
If Donald Trump wants Bernie Sanders supporters to stop crashing his rallies,
he should just call them "job fairs."
How many Trump supporters does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They'd rather be in the dark about things.
Worry not confederate flag supporters! You may have lost the battle...
But you haven't lost the w- oh right.
Two Trump supporters die and go to heaven.
They ask God if he'd answer one question.
"Of course" God says.
They ask how the Democrats rigged the election in 2020.
"It wasn't rigged" God replies.
The Trump supporters look at each other and say, "This conspiracy goes higher than we thought!"
How many trump supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb
None. Trump says it's done and everyone claps in the dark
A group of fish is a school. A group of birds is a flock. A group of wolves is a pack. What do you call a group of Trump supporters?
A k**...
What's a Trump supporters favorite fighting style?
Krav MAGA
Why did Steve Bannon call Trump supporters working-class hobbits?
Because they're friends with grand wizards.
Trump Supporters are demanding to join the LGBTQ+ community.
They say they identify as Non-Bidenary
A new study has found that Donald Trump supporters make the most grammatical errors.
They tried to find Hillary supporters errors as well, but they got deleted.
Why can't Trump supporters ever get into higher levels of mathematics?
Cause they can't grasp the concept of integration.
(all credits to my friend if he reads it here but didn't post it himself!)
What's worse than a fat guy with a ridiculous haircut who's brainwashed his supporters into viewing him as a god whilst having his finger on the button for nuclear warfare?...
Two fat guys with ridiculous haircuts who've brainwashed their supporters into viewing them as gods whilst having their fingers on the b**... for nuclear warfare!
[Scariest of all is that it's true :( ]
CNN Poll: 50% of Bernie Sanders supporters drink whole milk, 35% drink 2% milk, and 15% drink skim milk
They all hate the 1% though
The US confederate flags supporters should be proud.
They are part of a long line of countries that lost wars to the USA.
How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, if they're told the lightbulb doesn't exist, it doesn't need changing
Did you hear about the cvs looted by BLM supporters?
They took everything but the sunscreen and Father's Day cards.
How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?
None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.
The Flat Earth Community
has supporters all around the globe.
How many Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?
How much money are we talking about here?
Confederate supporters say that we need to leave their statues up to teach history, and that is absolutely true
After all, it's not like they can read.
