The Best 43 Supporter Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Supporter jokes. There are some supporter fan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these supporter follower puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Supporter Jokes and Puns

A Mexican kid meets Donald Trump and says to him, I want to be President one day.

Trump says, Are you stupid? Are you an idiot? Out of your mind? Are you retarded?

The kid replies, You know what, I've changed my mind. Those are too many requirements.

Somebody said that truth doesn't exist at all.

And then an enthusiastic supporter shouted:

"YEAH, THAT'S THE TRUTH!"

How do you know someone is a Bernie Sanders supporter?

Don't worry they'll tell you

Supporter joke, How do you know someone is a Bernie Sanders supporter?

A dyslexic Sanders supporter was kicked out of the botanical gardens

He kept trying to peel the ferns.

A Donald Trump campaign sign was found defaced with a swastika

No one knows if it was done by a supporter or a protester


What's the difference between a Bernie Sanders supporter and a fat stripper?

A fat stripper actually gets to the polls.

Trump protester: it's impossible to round up 11 million people and ship them somewhere.

Trump supporter: why are you denying the Holocaust

Supporter joke, Trump protester: it's impossible to round up 11 million people and ship them somewhere.

What do you call a Hillary supporter?

A journalist.

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

What happens when you call a Trump supporter xenophobic?

They do a quick google search and then agree with you.

TIL Chicago is the #1 supporter of Latin women.

They always yell: Go Chica! Go!

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I'm not a fan of Trump, but I'd never denigrate his supporters

If you're a Trump supporter, denigrate means to put down.

A Trump supporter, a Sanders supporter and a Clinton supporter are being interviewed.

The question asked was 'what do you think of morals in politics'?
The Sanders supporter says: politics? What is politics?
The Clinton supporter says: morals? What is morals?
The Trump supporter says: think? What is think?

I had a one-night-stand with a Bernie supporter.

I know because I can feel the bern.

What's the difference between a bot and a Trump supporter?

A bot has a chance of reacing self-awareness in our lifetime.

A Trump supporter asked an opponent what the candidate should do for the American taxpayer.

The opponent laughed and said, "How about becoming one himself?"

Supporter joke, A Trump supporter asked an opponent what the candidate should do for the American taxpayer.

You're meeting identical triplets tonight. One's from the Army, one's a lifestyle Vegan, and one is a diehard Trump supporter. How do you tell them apart?

Don't worry. They'll tell you.

As a Hilary supporter in Colorado, I'm still happy with the outcome of the election.

Since proposition 106 passed I can legally kill myself now that trump won.

How to get a date with a Clinton supporter today...

Baby, want a tissue?


A protestor shouted, "Trump will make America worse for Gays, Jews, Blacks, Muslims, and Latinos!" A Trump supporter shouted back, "That's not true..."

"...he won't make it worse for Jews!"

What's the difference between a trump supporter and a newly adopted Siberian husky?

The dog has the mental fortitude to realize he's just gotten owned by a Russian.

What two words will, when heard, get any Trump supporter to rant at length about Hillary Clinton?

"Donald" and "Trump".

On His Deathbed

On his deathbed, a lifelong Republican supporter suddenly announced that he was switching to the Democrats. I can't believe you're doing this. said his friend. For your entire life you're been a staunch Republican. Why would you want to become a Democrat now? Because I'd rather it was one of them that dies than one of us.

A crossfitter, a vegan, and a trump supporter walk into a bar

I only know because they told everyone who was there.

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go out to lunch

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go out to lunch, The waitress comes up to take their order, Bill Clinton says "I'll take the quickie darlin". The waitress gets very upset over this and says "I've been a big supporter of you and voted for and this is the thanks I get" and storms off. Al Gore turns to Bill and says "I think it's pronounced quiche"

The KKK is a great supporter of environmentalism.

They are all about keeping the arctic white.

As a Trump supporter, I am really disappointed by all these firing at the White House.

Why aren't the firing televised live on TV? And there needs to be some suspenseful music prior to finding out who is being fired along with like 12 commercial breaks that can help pay down the national debt.

The best sort of person to seduce would be a Trump supporter

Cause even if you don't live up to any of your promises they won't care, and you can just pretend like you did anyway.

An atheist, a feminist, and a Trump supporter walk into a bar

I know because they each told me within the first 10 seconds of meeting them.

Please Give Generously to your High School Gym Program!

Be an athletic supporter!

A Bernie Sanders supporter has erectile dysfunction and can't get it up

He says to his lover, My erection was rigged!

Why did the Trump supporter look so relieved and happy just before being hanged?

Moments earlier Trump had assured him it was 'fake noose'.

What did the Buddhist Indian man say to the Trump Supporter when he told him to go back to his own filthy country?

Namaste

I saw a Trump supporter in Texas the other day. His clothes were filthy, his hair was messy and he stank of alcohol.

He was in a right state.

Every week I get depressed when I see these men with funny haircuts on the TV making foolish decisions.

It sure is hard to be an Arsenal supporter.

I don't follow English soccer, but if I did, I'd be a supporter of West Ham.

The two things ISIS hates the most.

Electricity!

A Tricity supporter stating his political opinions.

A Trump supporter is like that cousin of yours that fell into a multilevel pyramid scheme or bought a vacation timeshare.

Donald Trump supporter, Mr. President, when will you finally get the wall built?

Donald Trump, Believe me. I am Russian.

Two lady lesbians, both called Rachel, tried to buy a cake for their upcoming wedding. However, the baker refused to serve 'their kind'...

Not surprisingly, the two girls were hugely offended and asked him why he had a problem with gay nuptials.

The baker replied that he had no problems at all, however, he wasn't a supporter inter-Rachel marriage.

How do you know Batman is a Trump supporter? (Original)

Look at how he puts on his mask.

My conservative grandmother used to be a big Trump supporter, but this year her mail-in ballot was cast for Joe Biden.

No way would she have done that if she were still alive.

How do you get a trump supporter to wear a mask?

Convince them to storm the capitol building

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