Following is our collection of funny Support jokes. There are some support endorse jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Then plug me back in, see if that works.
He gets no support from his Cavs
I replied, "Well what you expect?"
"Love and support!" She shouted in response.
"You're just using me for love and support!" I yelled.
USER: I can't get on the Internet.
SUPPORT: Are you sure you used the right password?
USER: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
SUPPORT: Can you tell me what the password was?
USER: Five dots.
The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "My dearest, you have been with me all through the bad times. When I was laid off, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"
"What dear?," she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck."
After she calmed down slightly she explained that her 10 year old Granddaughter was sleeping over and they were having a "Spa Night" and did a web search on "Facials". . . .I was able to hit the mute button in time to avoid making matters far worse... True Story!
A man was was unable to log into his online banking account and he pulled up the online chat support.
"I put in my password and I cannot access my account"
"Sorry that password has expired- you must register a new one."
"Did anyone discover that password and hack my computer?"
"No, but your password has expired- you must get a new one."
"Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty well?"
"Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 90 days."
"Can I use the old one and just re-register it?"
"No, you must get a new one."
"I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember."
"Sorry, you must get a new one."
"OK, roses."
"Sorry you must use more letters."
"OK, pretty roses"
"No good, you must use at least one numerical character."
"OK, 1 pretty rose"
"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces."
"OK, 1prettyrose"
"Sorry, you must use additional characters."
"OK, 1fuckingprettyrose"
"Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter."
"OK,1FUCKINGprettyrose"
"Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row."
"OK, 1Fuckingprettyrose"
"Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters."
"OK, 1Fuckingprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow"
"Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used"
They just so happen to be a high-ranking officials in Denver,Colorado. They're currently trying to get Republicans and Democrats to both agree to legalize medical marijuana to ease arthritis symptoms. I guess you could say I have friends in high places in high places in high places for joint support for joint support for joint support.
"No, YOUR generation is too reliant on technology!" I said as I pulled the plug of his life support in order to further prove my point.
"no the top one is your iphone charger, the bottom one is my life support." or something like that.
So the coffee asked the creamer, "Are you outraged by our working conditions too, or do you support management?"
The creamer replied, "I'm half and half."
^^^I'm ^^^Sorry.
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Then wait 10 seconds and plug it back in, maybe that'll work.
The head of the group walks in and says, "I'm seeing a lot of new faces this week, and I have to say I'm pretty disappointed."
When he said
"your generation relies too much on technology"
I then said
" no grandpa yours does"
Then I unplugged his life support.
In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support.
To plan for their upcoming nuptials. After learning that the cake will be for their own wedding, the baker refuses service. Offended, the couple can't believe the guy is so opposed to gay marriage we won't even bake a cake. The baker replies, "No no I'm fine with gay marriage-- I just can't support inter-Rachel marriage."
Then I said, "no, yours does." Then I unplugged his life support.
Our motto is: "Hang in there, we can beat it."
To buy a cake for their upcoming wedding. After learning that the cake will be for their own wedding, the baker refuses service. Offended, the couple can't believe the guy is so opposed to gay marriage that he won't even bake a cake. The baker replies, "No no I'm fine with gay marriage-- I just can't support inter-Rachel marriage."
(posted before but I felt it was an appropriate time for it to rerun.)
Forgot Your Password?
And then plug me back in. See if that works.
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
(Dad support group)
Hi, I'm dad
"Hi dad, I'm dad"
*room breaks into laughter*
*dads starts building a shed together*
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
We haven't met yet.
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"
"What dear?" She asked gently.
"I think you bring me bad luck."
My child support checks.
A liberal arts major.
I lied about the wheels.
I support killing babies, but I don't support giving women a choice.
Only now did I just realize why the guy on tech support was getting so angry when he repeatedly asked "What is the name of your first pet?" and I kept answering "Yes."
...please enter your 17 digit password.
One mistake and you're providing support for a lifetime.
It was a lot harder to see them coming when they were dressing like cops.
In other words, there's joint support for joint support for joint support.
In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support.
If they did, they could go on a transmission!
-- authentic dadjoke overheard at breakfast
But it flopped,
Nobody came
We meet weakly.
She is told that in order to get help, they need her password.
She says that the password is "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"
When asked why she had chosen such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
All I said was my drivers keep crashing
I told him, "no Grandpa, yours does." Then I unplugged his life support.
Just cuz.
(I came up with this just now and I'm so proud of it and I haven't slept in 3 days)
I bought a Samsung tv.
He pasta way.
I never sausage a tragic thing.
He is now a pizza history.
Sending olive my support to his family.
We cannoli do so much though.
I feel for his wife. Cheese still not over it.
I guess he just ran out of thyme.
You try fighting off 2 nurses, a doctor and my sons.
With financial support and unconditional love.
I laughed, and replied "No Grandpa, but yours does," as I unplugged his life support.
A picnic table can support a family.
The leader walks in and says "Wow, I see a lot of new faces. I have to say I'm disappointed!"
They don't work either.
It's borderline racist.
'Cause men keep misinterpreting what you say to support their own selfish agendas.
there would be joint support for joint support for joint support.
Thoughts and prayers.
On and on anon.
I see a lot of new faces around
I had to format my NTFS drive to a different file system to support her pictures
And then a turn on again.
A bench can support a family.
I just wanted to show my support for swinging both ways
Now there is a disabled guy in the White House and all they do is compalain about it.
All they need to do is send bank details, sort codes & PINs, and they will transfer the money directly β¦
An Indian man tries to rob a bank. He walks out of the bank with no money. The getaway driver asks him Where's the money? And why do you have so many computers? The bank robber replies They thougth I was tech support.
..it has lot's of support but no cup
Better to pay 4 years of child support than 18.
They help me eliminate future competition that my kid will go against. From fortnite to Harvard.
You may be entitled to condensation.
EDIT (July 14, 2020 7:40PM PST): Um, wow. I did not expect the 2.9K likes, especially since I didn't come up with it. Thanks for the support guys and y'all got me, I read it somewhere else and shared it.
Thanks to them the average IQ is rising
so I only have to pay for 4 years of child support instead of 18.
I said ok.. Biden
I'm an American. When I was a kid, my Dad told me, "The metric system is gonna be big. Support it and use it - the whole nine yards - every inch of the way."
We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!
Zero. They just switch it off and on a few times and it works like new
I said "Biden"
A couch can support a family.
They said: PLEASE HOLD.
They told me to hold.
She calls the program Snitches get Stitches
Better get some support or people will think we're nuts!
He says I should go home and support my wife.
Turns out it's tomorrow.
When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he said, You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side⦠You know what?
What dear? She asked gently.
I think you bring me bad luck.
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
Because they don't support windows
God answers of course, I can create a being that will support you no matter what you do, provide for you, and never argue .
Adam is excited and asks that sounds perfect, what will it cost me
An arm and a leg
β¦.what can I get for a rib?
If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.
Because they help with your trans-mission
We haven't met yet.
It's called
On Anon Anon Anon.
Your lack of support got me through.
they've stationed 10,000 troops on their border with France.
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot.
I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Queef Latina was the headliner and they put on a hell of a show.
You make a good impression.
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