The Best 57 Suppo Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Suppo jokes. There are some suppo inte jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these suppo whe puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Suppo Jokes and Puns
How do you support single moms?
Visit your local strip club
I need your support
Her: What's wrong?
Him: I had a bad day. I need your oral support.
Her: You mean moral
Him: No!
Support Group for People Who Talk Too Much
It's called On and On Anon.
Support the war on crack.
Stop wearing low rise jeans.
"What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket, Officer?"
"Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
Supposedly this joke was rated the funniest joke in a survey of British people...
Patient: Doctor, last night, I made Freudian slip. I was sitting at the dinner table next to my mother-in-law. I turned to her and I meant to say,"Please pass the salt", but instead I said "You fat cow, you've ruined my life".
There's a support group for people addicted to plastic surgery...
The head of the group walks in and says, "I'm seeing a lot of new faces this week, and I have to say I'm pretty disappointed."
We're supposed to lose all the trees by 2020
but if we work hard, we can make it by 2018.
Why do I support extreme racist political parties?
Because their aims are white up my street
There was supposed to be a BLM march today with up to a million people
Although it's strange that I only count 600,000.
If you are not supposed to abuse cough syrup,
Then why does it come with a plastic shot glass?
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I, for one, support these crazy killers dressing up like clowns.
It was a lot harder to see them coming when they were dressing like cops.
Do you support the AAAAA?
You should. The American Association Against the Abuse of Acronyms is a worthy cause.
We're supposed to get snow,
But right now it's still up in the air.
What's the name of A support group for transgender superheroes?
The Ex Men.
They say you're not supposed to go to the grocery store when you're hungry.
It's been several days now, what should I do?
Support the Prez
Dollar General announced their support for the president. They will now carry the full line of Trump Russian Ties,
I support the CIA.
I bought a Samsung tv.
Suppose you are an idiot and suppose you are a Member of Congress ?
But... I repeat myself
I was supposed to meet my friend at the gym today
He said he should be easy to spot but I still haven't found him
You are not supposed to twist measuring sticks to measure curves
But I've always been willing to bend the rulers
There is something that I am not supposed to do near a hot stove
but I just can't put my finger on it.
I was supposed to have a date tonight...
...but she cancelled on me, saying she had to work at the convention for retired shoemakers. Sounds like a load of old cobblers!
There's a support group dedicated to those addicted to plastic surgery...
The leader walks in and says "Wow, I see a lot of new faces. I have to say I'm disappointed!"
I don't know about you, but I support capital punishment
Everyone in the capital should be punished
I can't support building a wall to keep out illegal immigrants.
It's borderline racist.
I'm supposed to give her silver for our 25th anniversary but I'm not sure if I believe in it.
I'm Ag-nostic.
Why did 7 8 9?
Because you're supposed to have 3 square meals a day.
Why aren't you supposed to help sick birds?
It's ill eagle
I've never supported the study of the moral compass.
It's just con science.
I think you are only supposed to wish upon one star, but I wished upon two
Because I couldn't take it completely Sirius.
I support the black guys that got kicked out of a starbucks
THEY DIDN'T DO MUFFIN WRONG.
What am I supposed to do with this? "What am I supposed to do with this?" grumbled a motorist as the policeman handed him a speeding ticket.
"Keep it," the cop said, "when you collect four of them you get a bicycle."
You are now not supposed to give breaths while doing CPR
Because of inflation
Do you support LIGMA
#LIGMA #NUTS
I support gay marriage, I believe they have a right to be
As miserable as the rest of us.
Support mental health
or I'll kill you!
The Alzheimer's Support Society chant...
What do we want?
We don't know!
When do we want it?
What?
I was supposed to fall asleep in 18 minutes
But 6 minutes later I was dozen off
I was supposed to meet my tinder date for the first time at the gym...
But she didn't show up.
I guess we aren't going to work out.
If we're not supposed to eat animals
Then why are they made of food
I support euthanasia.
In fact, I support the youth in every continent.
I can't believe how supportive my wife was after telling her I was going to take a second wife
She said it was bigamy.
If you're NOT supposed to eat them, why are they called...
HAMsters?
I support the anti-mask people
Thanks to them the average IQ is rising
What do you suppose Beethoven is doing these days?
Decomposing.
How many IT support guys does it take to change the light bulb?
Zero. They just switch it off and on a few times and it works like new
I was supposed to pay $500 for a single chunk of metal
what a steel....
How do you say "suppository" in Italian?
Innuendo!
What am I supposed to do with this?" grumbled a motorist as the policeman handed him a speeding ticket.
Keep it," the cop said, "when you collect four of them you get a bicycle."
I support statehood for DC
But also Marvel and Dark Horse.
I suppose you can call me a leftist...
Because I can't do anything right.
We were supposed to get rain today, but it blew out to the ocean
It was a real mist opportunity
You're not supposed to make joke about a group of people unless you're part of it
If you're black you can make black jokes, if you're gay you can make gay jokes, if you're Muslim you can make Muslim jokes, etc...
So anyways two idiots walk into a bar....
A supposedly true story
One day, in Great Britain, two Muslim schoolgirls were chatting away to each other in a foreign language on a public bus. The man sitting in front of them turned around and said, "This is England. Speak English." The woman in front of him turned around and said, "Actually, this is Wales and they're speaking Welsh."
When I supported strip mining
I thought it was going to be a lot more sexy
Supposedly-psychic wife left me for buying her a too small t-shirt
Said she's clearly a medium
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the suppo week jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working suppo joke piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.