Supply Jokes

• Short Supply Jokes
• Supply One Liners
• Office Supply Jokes
• Lifetime Supply Jokes
• School Supply Jokes
• Demand And Supply Jokes
• Supply Chain Jokes
• More Supply Jokes

Funniest Supply Short Jokes

Short supply jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The supply humour may include short provider jokes also.

1. My friend and I signed up to win a lifetime supply of skin lotion. He won and I didn't The worst part is that he keeps rubbing it in.
2. What Did the Janitor Say When He Jumped Out of the Closet? "Supplies!"
   I'll see myself out
3. I never thought I'd be shoplifting from a kitchen supply store But that's a whisk I'm willing to take
4. At the Helsinki Summit, Russia offered to supply both Translators Which is nice considering they supplied both President
5. Give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day, Teach a man to fish and he'll develop an addiction to buying fishing supplies he'll use once every few months.
6. What's the one office supply you never want to ask Chuck Norris to give you? The Three-Hole Punch...
7. I just moved out of my parents house, and they gave me some of their kitchen supplies… They're always encouraging me to take whisks.
8. When our little girl was sick in hospital we bought her a lifetime supply of crayons. It cost $3.
9. Just got fired from my new job as a supply chain manager... My boss just said, "That's LIFO."
10. Human-beings get rich as they grow old: Silver in Hair;
    Gold in Teeth;
    Sugar in Blood;
    Precious Stones in Kidney;
    And a never ending supply of Gas!

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Supply One Liners

Which supply one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with supply? I can suggest the ones about production and service.

1. What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply? Pb & J.
2. I accidentally bought too many art supplies I'm having an excess stencil crisis.
3. What is an office ninja's most deadly weapon? The element of supplies
4. What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet? Supplies!
5. A man walks into a store and buys a life time supply of condoms. Only he doesn't know it.
6. What do you call 4 condoms? For me, a year's supply.
7. Where do electricians get supplies? The Ohm Depot.
8. What's President Trump's new favorite band? Air Supply
9. Why is North Korea going fail against America? They lack the element of supplies
10. A lifetime supply of mcdonalds is actually pretty short
11. I own an innovative gardening supplies store. We sell cutting-hedge technology.
12. My 5yo continues to supply the gold: what snakes do you find on cars? Windshield vipers!
13. What does a janitor yell when he jumps out of the closet? Supplies!
14. What is the king of all school supplies? The Ruler
15. What did the janitor say when they jumped out of a closet? "SUPPLIES!"

Office Supply Jokes

Here is a list of funny office supply jokes and even better office supply puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I was tasked with ordering coffee supplies for the office... I sent an email to all the staff asking if they wanted flavored creamers or regular creamers.
  Their answers were half-and-half.
• The eraser was crowned "King of Office Supplies" but got overthrown within a day. He's not a ruler.
• Anybody know someone that wants to buy letter openers, staplers, pens, and other office supplies? Most of it is labeled with Capital Hill or U.S. Senate but it's all usable. Let me know! Thanks.
• Have you heard they have slashed production of many office supply items. Especially metre rulers, they won't be making them any longer.
• I used to sell office supplies to the mafia, file cabinets and label makers and such I was involved in very organized crime
• Did you hear about the man addicted to eating office supplies? It was a staple of his diet.
• What do you call a Mexican gang that steals office supplies? Rubber Banditos
• A man walked into an office supply shop a year ago, laid down and said he is a pencil and will never leave. Some say he is still stationary today.
• I'm rubber and you're glue. She's tape. He's a stapler. Those guys are paper clips. All my friends are office supplies.
• I'm been living in an office supply cupboard for a few months now... ...it doesn't have many luxuries but it does have all the staples.

Lifetime Supply Jokes

Here is a list of funny lifetime supply jokes and even better lifetime supply puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Contest Emcee: Congratulations! You just won a lifetime supply of Ramen Noodles! Me: Can I just take the $20 instead?
• Last night I bought my friend a lifetime supply of peach Ice Cream He has cancer, in Hospice, and the Doctors have given him two weeks tops.
• I wish my parents would have named me "Sale" I'd have a lifetime supply of free homes & cars...
• I remember once I was forced to choose between Dwayne Johnson and a lifetime supply of frozen fish. I was stuck between a Rock and a hard plaice.
• how much is a life-time supply of fast food? Not much.
• Why don't old people like shopping at Costco? Because anything they buy is likely to be a lifetime supply.
• I won a lifetime supply of calendars! But so far they've only sent me two and a half.
• If you had to choose between having a love life, or a lifetime supply of pudding: How much chocolate pudding would you eat that first day?
• I won a lifetime supply of rope yesterday It's 10 feet long!
• Congradulations, you have won a lifetime-supply of batteries from He Man's new company: The Power of Greyskull

School Supply Jokes

Here is a list of funny school supply jokes and even better school supply puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• At least I know who is responsible for all these drugs in schools… supply teachers
• Why are the top elites around the world scrambling to buy school supplies? Because scissors beats Panama papers .
• Where do vampires get their school supplies? Pennsylvania
• Do you know who I blame for the rise of drugs in schools? The supply teachers.
• What did the class of Chinese school children do for their teacher's birthday? They threw a supplies party.
• If you are at school, and the urge to take drugs hits you... Speak to the supply teacher..
• Can someone help me with a decision? Are we buying school supplies come August or more alcohol and w**...?

Demand And Supply Jokes

Here is a list of funny demand and supply jokes and even better demand and supply puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
• Teach a parrot the words supply and demand, and you've got yourself an economist.
• What do you call a parrot that repeats "Supply and Demand" over and over? An economist.
• hey baby, are you my market equilibrium point? cause you're supplying exactly what I'm demanding
• A recently elected Arab President asks his adviser why the price of oil was falling. The adviser says "It's due to the law of supply and demand".
  The president replies "Then abolish that law!".
• Why are there so few women in economics? Because there is a high demand for the curves they supply.

Supply Chain Jokes

Here is a list of funny supply chain jokes and even better supply chain puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Due to inflation, the rapper Chamillionaire is changing his name to ChaMiddleClass. 2 Chainz also announced that he's changing his name, due to supply chain issues
• Why did the supply chain manager wake up in the middle of the night with a cold sweat? He was having a logistical nightmare.

Howlingly Hilarious Supply Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about supply you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean produce jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make supply pranks.