Supply Jokes

149 supply jokes and hilarious supply puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about supply that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Gain some insight and humor into the world of Supply Chains with this article, which explores the various challenges related to supply and demand, shortages, supplier wages, and more. You'll be sure to smile while learning about the process of how our everyday items make their way to market.

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Funniest Supply Short Jokes

Short supply jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The supply humour may include short provider jokes also.

  1. My friend and I signed up to win a lifetime supply of skin lotion. He won and I didn't The worst part is that he keeps rubbing it in.
  2. What Did the Janitor Say When He Jumped Out of the Closet? "Supplies!"
    I'll see myself out
  3. I never thought I'd be shoplifting from a kitchen supply store But that's a whisk I'm willing to take
  4. At the Helsinki Summit, Russia offered to supply both Translators Which is nice considering they supplied both President
  5. Give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day, Teach a man to fish and he'll develop an addiction to buying fishing supplies he'll use once every few months.
  6. What's the one office supply you never want to ask Chuck Norris to give you? The Three-Hole Punch...
  7. I just moved out of my parents house, and they gave me some of their kitchen supplies… They're always encouraging me to take whisks.
  8. When our little girl was sick in hospital we bought her a lifetime supply of crayons. It cost $3.
  9. Just got fired from my new job as a supply chain manager... My boss just said, "That's LIFO."
  10. Human-beings get rich as they grow old: Silver in Hair;
    Gold in Teeth;
    Sugar in Blood;
    Precious Stones in Kidney;
    And a never ending supply of Gas!

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Supply One Liners

Which supply one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with supply? I can suggest the ones about production and service.

  1. What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply? Pb & J.
  2. I accidentally bought too many art supplies I'm having an excess stencil crisis.
  3. What is an office ninja's most deadly weapon? The element of supplies
  4. What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet? Supplies!
  5. A man walks into a store and buys a life time supply of condoms. Only he doesn't know it.
  6. What do you call 4 condoms? For me, a year's supply.
  7. Where do electricians get supplies? The Ohm Depot.
  8. What's President Trump's new favorite band? Air Supply
  9. Why is North Korea going fail against America? They lack the element of supplies
  10. A lifetime supply of mcdonalds is actually pretty short
  11. I own an innovative gardening supplies store. We sell cutting-hedge technology.
  12. My 5yo continues to supply the gold: what snakes do you find on cars? Windshield vipers!
  13. What does a janitor yell when he jumps out of the closet? Supplies!
  14. What is the king of all school supplies? The Ruler
  15. What did the janitor say when they jumped out of a closet? "SUPPLIES!"

Office Supply Jokes

Here is a list of funny office supply jokes and even better office supply puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I was tasked with ordering coffee supplies for the office... I sent an email to all the staff asking if they wanted flavored creamers or regular creamers.
    Their answers were half-and-half.
  • The eraser was crowned "King of Office Supplies" but got overthrown within a day. He's not a ruler.
  • Anybody know someone that wants to buy letter openers, staplers, pens, and other office supplies? Most of it is labeled with Capital Hill or U.S. Senate but it's all usable. Let me know! Thanks.
  • Have you heard they have slashed production of many office supply items. Especially metre rulers, they won't be making them any longer.
  • I used to sell office supplies to the mafia, file cabinets and label makers and such I was involved in very organized crime
  • Did you hear about the man addicted to eating office supplies? It was a staple of his diet.
  • What do you call a Mexican gang that steals office supplies? Rubber Banditos
  • A man walked into an office supply shop a year ago, laid down and said he is a pencil and will never leave. Some say he is still stationary today.
  • I'm rubber and you're glue. She's tape. He's a stapler. Those guys are paper clips. All my friends are office supplies.
  • I'm been living in an office supply cupboard for a few months now... doesn't have many luxuries but it does have all the staples.

Lifetime Supply Jokes

Here is a list of funny lifetime supply jokes and even better lifetime supply puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Contest Emcee: Congratulations! You just won a lifetime supply of Ramen Noodles! Me: Can I just take the $20 instead?
  • Last night I bought my friend a lifetime supply of peach Ice Cream He has cancer, in Hospice, and the Doctors have given him two weeks tops.
  • I wish my parents would have named me "Sale" I'd have a lifetime supply of free homes & cars...
  • I remember once I was forced to choose between Dwayne Johnson and a lifetime supply of frozen fish. I was stuck between a Rock and a hard plaice.
  • how much is a life-time supply of fast food? Not much.
  • Why don't old people like shopping at Costco? Because anything they buy is likely to be a lifetime supply.
  • I won a lifetime supply of calendars! But so far they've only sent me two and a half.
  • If you had to choose between having a love life, or a lifetime supply of pudding: How much chocolate pudding would you eat that first day?
  • I won a lifetime supply of rope yesterday It's 10 feet long!
  • Congradulations, you have won a lifetime-supply of batteries from He Man's new company: The Power of Greyskull
Supply joke, Congradulations, you have won a lifetime-supply of batteries from He Man's new company:

School Supply Jokes

Here is a list of funny school supply jokes and even better school supply puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • At least I know who is responsible for all these drugs in schools… supply teachers
  • Why are the top elites around the world scrambling to buy school supplies? Because scissors beats Panama papers .
  • Where do vampires get their school supplies? Pennsylvania
  • Do you know who I blame for the rise of drugs in schools? The supply teachers.
  • What did the class of Chinese school children do for their teacher's birthday? They threw a supplies party.
  • If you are at school, and the urge to take drugs hits you... Speak to the supply teacher..
  • Can someone help me with a decision? Are we buying school supplies come August or more alcohol and w**...?

Demand And Supply Jokes

Here is a list of funny demand and supply jokes and even better demand and supply puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
  • Teach a parrot the words supply and demand, and you've got yourself an economist.
  • What do you call a parrot that repeats "Supply and Demand" over and over? An economist.
  • hey baby, are you my market equilibrium point? cause you're supplying exactly what I'm demanding
  • A recently elected Arab President asks his adviser why the price of oil was falling. The adviser says "It's due to the law of supply and demand".
    The president replies "Then abolish that law!".
  • Why are there so few women in economics? Because there is a high demand for the curves they supply.

Supply Chain Jokes

Here is a list of funny supply chain jokes and even better supply chain puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Due to inflation, the rapper Chamillionaire is changing his name to ChaMiddleClass. 2 Chainz also announced that he's changing his name, due to supply chain issues
  • Why did the supply chain manager wake up in the middle of the night with a cold sweat? He was having a logistical nightmare.
Supply joke, Why did the supply chain manager wake up in the middle of the night with a cold sweat?

Howlingly Hilarious Supply Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about supply you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean produce jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make supply pranks.

A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins...

could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day, his
supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way
back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly
stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting
gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.

A Vampire died and was in the process of being reincarnated...

They asked him, "What would you like to have in your next lifetime?"
"Drinking blood is good but I don't like hunting, ideally I'd like to have a easy supply of fresh blood."
"I also like turning into a bat and flying, so let me retain wings.", he said.
"One last thing, my dark complexion seems to scare people too much, can I turn into something white?"
"Sure thing."
He became a m**... pad.

I used to supply filofaxes to the mafia

I was involved in very organised crime

Mitch Hedberg-type joke.

I saw a bible supply store on the way over here. I did not realize bibles required supplies. I was under the impression they came fully equipped. "Hey, you coming to the revival this weekend? No, man, my bible wants to go camping. We have to stop at store. For supplies. Like a tiny can of beans. And a little tent."

Victorinox, the makers of Swiss Army knives, recently branched out into the medical supply business after developing a universal tool fit for every hospital ICU.

Their marketing slogan: "For all intensive purposes."

Did you hear about the man who won a lifetime supply of m**... Lotion.

He hit the jackpot.

An Irishman finds a lamp...

...and there's a genie inside who grants him three wishes. For his first wish he asks for an unlimited supply of Guinness. The genie asks what his other two wishes are. After some thought, the Irishman answers "I'll have two more of the same please."

What is the most noble office supply?

The ruler!

I'm sitting in a jail cell

and it's killing me that I was arrested for something so s**.... On a dare, I robbed a kitchen supply store. Sure, the expensive knives would have been great, and who doesn't want a food processor?
But all in all, it just wasn't work the whisk.

I don't what all the fuss is about the helium shortage...

The helium supply will always be on the rise.

The Soviet chairman asks a high ranking party member about potato supplies

Chairman: How does our potato supply look?
Party member: We have so many potatoes that, if they were piled one on top of another, they could reach God.
Chairman: But God does not exist.
Party member: Neither do the potatoes.

Saw a man selling umbrellas in the rain today.

He ironically was umbrella-less. When I asked him why, he replied: "Man, I don't stay dry off my own supply."

Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

What did the cheese maker say when he found out his dairy supply spoiled?

That's not Gouda.

what do you call an asian supply warehouse party?

A surprise party!

Jared from Subway should be happy…

… He will have a life time supply of foot-longs where he's going.

Is this sub Pi?

There seems to be an endless supply of jokes, and I swear it's gonna repeat itself at some point.

What do you call a urologist who accidentally dumps his entire practice's supply of Flomax down the drain?

In trouble with his peers.

Supply drops

I was going to tell a joke about supply drops, but you wouldn't get it.

I won the jackpot!!

I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite......... o**....

today i won a raffle.

received a life supply of marmite, one whole jar.

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?


Local cyborg beats another cyborg to death for it's Sodium-nickle batteries, proceeds to restore his electricity supply after being arrested.

He was charged with a salt.

Obama's going to open a home food preservation supply store next

It's called "Yes We Can"

What is Jacob Zuma's favourite office supply?


My dryer kidnapped my socks and held them for ransom

But I refused to comply, and the poor little b**... were forced to reproduce for months. I now have a lifetime supply.

Why did the cops arrest the guy selling water at a music festival?

They said he was in tent to supply.

A friend came to my doorstep claiming he'd robbed the pools supply cupboard.

He wanted somewhere to lilo.

I was going to rob a bakery supply store

but then I realized it wasn't worth the whisk.

If you're selling hair dryers, there's one thing you should always keep in mind:

Don't get dry on your own supply.

A man goes to the doctor

The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news"
The man replies "Give me the good news first, doc."
The doctor says "The good news is we currently have that raccoon in our supply closet. The bad news is you ruined the punchline by asking for the good news first."

A spy put laxatives into a jihadist water supply

The results were explosive

Iron with intellectual steam supply

Cons: Hardly does its job
Pros: Ridiculously hisses Hegel's quotes

Got my water bill today - £400. Then I saw an advert for Oxfam stating they can supply a whole village with water for £5 a month.

Think I'll be changing my supplier.

Why is it a crime to put condiments on your power supply?

Because it's assault and battery.

£5 per month can supply a whole village in Africa with water.

Yet I'm paying £30 per month for just me!

A Mathematician an Economist and an Account are at a bar

The bar tender asks them what 2+2 is. The Mathematician says it is 4. The economist says it depends on how the supply and demand curves are at the time but generally it is 4. The accountant puts down his beer, looks the bar tender in the eye and asks what do you want it to be?

Germany brought 12 tons of supply for World Cup in Moscow, the most among 32 teams.

They paid the price for not bringing enough 75 years ago.

What is a wind turbines favorite musical group?

Air Supply

It's no wonder trains are always late.

There's a lower supply because of all the children eating them.

Whenever I think of the phrase "high off their own supply

I think of a fat chef.

Does anyone have Oxfams number? I just got my water bill for £278 and then heard on TV that Oxfam can supply a family for just £2 a month.

I am swapping..

Bethesda's new statement regarding why they don't supply canvas bags...

The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for using nylon bags.

Why do female vampires have an advantage over male vampires?

Because they get free supply of blood once a month.

Two men walk into a chemistry supply store

The first man says: 'I'll have some H2O'.
The second man says: 'I'll have some H2O too'
The second man died

What do you say to a man who's fallen ill from dehydration after their water supply was cut off?

Hope you get well soon.

I hired a German plumber the other day to fix my shower.

He accidentally connected the gas supply to the water supply.
I guess old habits die hard.

What's the difference between a male and a female fire sprinkler system?

The male will exhaust the fire, the female will exhaust the water supply

The worst part of having gay parents

The worst part of having gay parents:
You are either stuck with an endless supply of dadjokes or an endless loop of "Go ask your mom".

I got a pop up ad for a locally owned Sean Connery roofing supply company

It said, shingles in your area .

Yesterday my supply of toilet paper was exhausted.

Times are really rough.

Vicious circle of toilet paper

In the early stages of the pandemic, people hoarded toilet paper and you could not find it anywhere.
Now that things have calmed down, toilet paper is available almost anywhere.
But now we find that meat is going to be in short supply.
So people will turn to beans to replace meat, which is a strong indicator that toilet paper will again be in short supply.

Swedish recruit goes in to the Supply Sergeant for his first weapons issue:

*" Hallo, my name is Hans ... where are my arms? "*

My wife and I decided to stop having kids...

I haven't bought condoms in a while and I was surprised of find a years supply for such a reasonable price.
Pack of 3 for $3.69. Super-sensitive too.

NASA had a supply of rib eye on the last flight to the international space station to see how meat cooked in space. They called it their most important mission.

Because the steaks were never higher.

My neighbour and I became really close friends, so we decided to share our water supply.

We got a long well.

A maestro is convicted of murdering his wife, and sentenced to die in the electric chair.

On the night of the execution, he is strapped into the chair and they pull the switch. Nothing happens.
Thinking it must be a power supply problem, they turn off all the lights in the prison and try again. Still nothing.
They turn out all the lights in the town and try again. Nothing.
So, they let him go because he was such a poor conductor.

My next door neighbour and I became very good friends, do we decided to share our water supply.

We got a long well.

Supply joke, My next door neighbour and I became very good friends, do we decided to share our water supply.

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