Supplement Jokes

Funniest Supplement Short Jokes

Short supplement jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The supplement humour may include short complement jokes also.

1. After having his title stripped and funds cut off by the royal family, Harry has taken up painting to supplement his income. He's the Artist formerly known as Prince.
2. Why did the farmer have to supplement his income by DJing at night? because his Beets were sick
3. I don't believe you can become a successful bodybuilder without the use of supplements. There's just no whey.
4. Why couldn't the effective vitamin supplement achieve true happiness? He was too super fish oil.
5. My friend told me about a new supplement to radically increase your muscle growth... I told him "no way!" and he replied "actually it's all whey."
6. "With our special weight loss supplements and a healthy diet, you can lose over 30 pounds a month!" Fat chance...
7. What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you? You'll lost 30£ for only $42.82! Guaranteed.
8. Have you heard about the new lesbian supplement for mood enhancement? It's called Tricoxagin.
9. I told someone I supplement with nootropics. They asked if I take them for a certain problem. I said no, they're for recreational purposes .
   I guess you can say, I take them for the phenubit.
10. What did Lindsey Buckingham of Fleetwood Mac call his workout supplement store? "You can go your own whey, go your own whey"

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Supplement One Liners

Which supplement one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with supplement? I can suggest the ones about supper and vitamin.

1. What supplement is good for wrinkles? Iron.
2. Is milk the best workout supplement? No, whey man!
   (My first dad joke, im so proud!)
3. What is a Mexican bodybuilder's favorite supplement? Güey protein.
4. I just started working out and taking supplements Am feeling whey better now
5. What should you do when a supplement knocks on your door? You invitamin.
6. Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements? He needed to have an Even Flow.
7. What is the favorite supplement of a Mexican pirate?? EL-ARRRRRRGININE
8. Have you heard that Takeshi69 has been taking supplements to bulk up in Prison? Treywhey
9. What was the Canadian powerlifters favourite supplement? BCEhEhs
10. I just took a part time job at a vitamin store... for some supplemental income.
11. What supplement did Stallone take during the Rocky films? Ginkgo Balboa
12. Why valet parking workers sound like piggy banks when they run? Supplemental income
13. I suffer bloating for years until I found this one secret supplement! "rotten eggs"
14. What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who has run out of supplements? No Whey Jose
15. What do you call an Arab man who drinks protein supplements? A Protein Sheikh....

Happy Supplement Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about supplement you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean compliment jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make supplement pranks.