The Best 7 Supple Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Supple jokes. There are some supple skin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these supple toned puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Supple Jokes and Puns

One I wrote a while ago: Anti-Boasting Cream

Now I don't tell many jokes and definitely don't write them so I found this on my phone from about two years ago and was amazed!

I went to see the Doctor this morning about my big ego. He told me to try this anti-boasting cream.

I said, how do I apply it? It's just i've got really soft, sensitive, supple skin. He said, You just have to rub it in.

What supplement is good for wrinkles?


The supplement store said they were out of protein powder...

'No Whey!' I said

What should you do when a supplement knocks on your door?

You invitamin.

The captain's supple young bride...

... fell into the bay at low tide.
You could tell by the squeals
that some of the eels
had found a dark place to hide.

What's the best supplement for wrinkles?


So, a little person wanted some alcohol from me...

but booze was in short supple

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the supple rubbery jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working supple nivea piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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