The Best 9 Supple Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Supple jokes. There are some supple skin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these supple toned puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Supple Jokes and Puns

One I wrote a while ago: Anti-Boasting Cream

Now I don't tell many jokes and definitely don't write them so I found this on my phone from about two years ago and was amazed!

I went to see the Doctor this morning about my big ego. He told me to try this anti-boasting cream.

I said, how do I apply it? It's just i've got really soft, sensitive, supple skin. He said, You just have to rub it in.

What supplement is good for wrinkles?


There was a mohel who had the odd habit of keeping the foreskins in a box in a closet.

One day he noticed that they'd naturally tanned into very supple leather, so he took the boxful to a bag maker, to see if anything could be done with them. The craftsman told him to return in a month.

When he did, he was presented with a shaving kit.

"All of that leather, and this was all you could make of it?!"

"Well, it may be a shaving kit now, but if you rub it a bit, it becomes an overnight bag, and if you rub it a lot, it becomes a two-suiter."

The supplement store said they were out of protein powder...

'No Whey!' I said

What should you do when a supplement knocks on your door?

You invitamin.

The captain's supple young bride...

... fell into the bay at low tide.
You could tell by the squeals
that some of the eels
had found a dark place to hide.

What's the best supplement for wrinkles?


What supplement did Stallone take during the Rocky films?

Ginkgo Balboa

So, a little person wanted some alcohol from me...

but booze was in short supple

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the supple rubbery puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working supple nivea piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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