The Best 45 Supper Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Supper jokes. There are some supper dessert jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these supper table puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Supper Jokes and Puns
Not to worry. I was only testing the smoke detectors.
On a totally unrelated subject. Supper is ready.
So I got home late last night, and my wife says, "Would you like some supper?"
I say, "Oh, yes! What are the choices?"
"Yes, or no."
Chicken for Supper
So this kid gets home around 6 and his dad asks "where were you?" The kid replies "at my girlfriends studying." The dad says "ok come sit down supper is ready." After a few minutes the kid says "This is great fish dad." The dad replies "Go wash your hands, it's chicken."
What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?
"Lettuce, pray."
Bono once painted himself into The Last Supper
he was there on the end, sitting on The Edge
Where did Jesus buy the supplies for the last supper?
At seven unleavened.
Job Fatality in Ireland
An Irish woman is making supper when she hears a knock on the cottage door. It's the priest and he has his hat in his hand, looking solemnly at the ground.
She's says "oh no, it's bad news isn't it father!"
"Yes, tis" says the priest.
"About my husband?? is he dead, father?" She gasps.
"There was a terrible accident at the brewery, he fell into a vat of Guinness and drowned"
"Was it a quick death, father?"
"Truth be told, he got out 3 times to pee"
How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?
Last Supper
Jesus at Last Supper
*breaks bread* This is my body
*pours wine* This is my blood
*opens jar of mayo*...
Judas: I'm gonna stop u right there
Jesus at the last supper
Jesus sits at the Last Supper, beginning to serve his guests.
First, he hands a basket of bread to go around, "These represent my body, and the pain I shall endure for my people."
Next, he begins pouring everyone wine, "This represents my blood, and how I am part of everyone."
He goes to open a jar of mayonnaise, Judas quickly takes it away from him, "Now I'm gonna have to stop you right there."
At the Last Supper...
[At Last Supper]
*Jesus raises bread*
"This is my body!"
*Jesus raises wine*
"And this is my blood!"
*Pulls out 9 of Clubs*
"And this is your card"
*Apostles go nuts*
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What side dishes did Jesus eat at the last supper?
Peas and hominy.
Jesus at the Last Supper.
Jesus:
*breaks bread* - This is my body!
*holds a glass of wine* - This is my blood.
*starts to open a jar of mayo*
Judas: Sorry Jesus, I will have to stop you there.
Last Supper
Recently discovered scrolls reveal Jesus' words to his disciples at the Last Supper:
"If you guys want to be in the picture, you've got to get on this side of the table."
Jesus sits down at the Last Supper with his disciples.
He rises and addresses them: "I'm the son of God."
"No way!" they say.
"Yahweh."
I can't help but think that The Last Supper must have been a bit tense...
...with Jesus relating the bread to his broken skin and the wine to his own blood.
I bet no one touched the meatballs.
I ate some fireflies for supper today.
I'm trying to eat light.
I always wondered about the guy who washed the dishes after the Last Supper...
...his name could also have been Jesus.
Judas: C´mon Jesus we´re gonna be late for last supper
Jesus: The what??
Judas: The supper.. we´re gonna be late for supper.
So everyone's at the Last Supper...
... and Jesus is speaking to his disciples.
He says "Take this bread, for it is my body. Take this wine, for it is my blood."
Then Peter turns to Paul and whispers "Don't eat the brownies!"
Ever look in the fridge and be disappointed that all there is for supper is leftover pizza and beer?
Yeah, me neither...
I think i just wrote a joke out of my pathetic love life while fixing supper and here it goes. What does a bachelor eat the most?
Balonely sandwiches.
I tried singing for my supper today.
Looks like I'm having rotten tomato soup tonight.
TIFU By forgetting my wife was allergic to seafood when I got her supper from Subway
Woops, wrong Sub.
You know what Jesus was saying in "The Last Supper"?
Separate checks, please.
What did Jesus say right before the last supper?
Everybody get on this side of the table if you want to be in the picture.
Jesus and the disciples are at the last supper...
Jesus holds up a piece of bread and says, "This is my body."
Then he holds up a cup of wine, saying," This is my blood."
Then he holds up a jar of mayonnaise and Peter says, "Let me stop you right there, Jesus."
What did Jesus eat for dessert after the Last Supper?
an Easter Sundae
Guy takes a hooker out for supper.
He giver her his peas, she gives him herpes.
Why is there no cheese in the menu for the Last Supper?
Because Jesus took the wheel.
So, Jesus is going over the bill for the Last Supper...
So Jesus is going over the bill for the Last Supper when the apostles notice he has closed his eyes, and is rubbing the bridge of his nose. Exasperated, he asks: "Why... WHY would anyone order wine?"
Jesus calls the restaurant to book the table for the Last Supper
"Table for 26, please."
"26? I thought there were only 13 of you."
"Yes, that's right, but we're all going to sit on one side."
Why can't Pocohontas kill a deer or escape from jail?
Because she doesn't have a narrow head!
My dad just made this one up at supper.
I'm painting a still life version of The Last Supper with all the apostles as vegetables
Judas is carrot.
The apostles are at the last supper...
Jesus is eating like a slob and spilling wine everywhere and Judas says to him "Were you born in a barn?"
Jesus is preparing for the Last Supper...
Jesus: Judas, I need you to go to each and every one of my disciples and tell them to meet me here for supper. Also, stop by the market and get some fish, vegetables, and a dessert. When you've come back and are done cooking, set up the table and our best plates.
Later that evening, while everyone is enjoying their food, Jesus begains in a somber tone, "One of you will betray me -
Judas: "Why do I have to do everything around here?!"
King of Jews
Jesus wasn't known as the king of Jews until the last supper when he decided not to tip.
The Last Supper
*Jesus raises cup of wine*
Jesus: This is my blood
*Jesus raises plate of bread*
Jesus: This is my body
*Jesus raises tub of mayonnaise*
Jesus: This is m-
Judas: WOAH WOAH STOP RIGHT THERE
Jesus, waving around a baguette at The Last Supper
"You wanna piece of me!?"
I killed a snake and tried to eat it for supper.
Now I've got Asp Burger syndrome.
My obese Ex-wife, Ally, worked in a Californian grenade factory. She got struck by a grenade during her lunch break while covered in sticky urine.
Supper Cali frag a lick stick ex pee Ally dough sus
What did Jesus say at the last supper?
Separate checks for everyone!
At the last supper, Jesus breaks the bread and says "this is my body", pours the wine and says "this is my blood"...
...and then opens a jar of mayo and Judas says "Okay buddy I'm gonna stop you right there."
At the Last Supper, Jesus got out a loaf of bread and said "this is my body, eat it to remember me." Then Jesus got out a glass of wine and said "this is my blood, drink it to remember me."
Then Jesus got out a jar of mayonnaise and THAT'S when Judas knew this was going too far.
Jesus enters the restaurant where the last supper is going to take place. Jesus: table for 26, please Waiter: I count only 13 people
Jesus: Yeah, but we are all going to sit on the same side
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