Supervision Jokes
32 supervision jokes and hilarious supervision puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about supervision that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Supervision Short Jokes
Short supervision jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The supervision humour may include short supervisor jokes also.
- My daughter said she needed adult supervision I told her she'd have to find someone else because I wear corrective lenses
- So I just turned 21 and there is still no change in my eyesight... when do I get my adult supervision?
- When I came out as gay in the army, my supervising officer discharged me immediately. Then I discharged him, then he discharged me again
- I'm 22 years old now and my eyesight is worsening,... ...at what point do I get adult supervision?
- I hear Clark Kent is quite the overprotective father. His children are under constant supervision.
- I had a rough childhood. I couldn't play with toys that required supervision I only had regular vision
- Batman walks into a superhero-only pool, he is quickly stopped by a guard, the guard points to a sign that says "No swimming without supervision."
- People at my work are subject to quantum effects They behave differently if a superviser is observing.
- I'm beginning to think adult supervision is a myth In fact, my vision just seems to be getting worse.
- My 20/15 eyesight is really helpful during tough economic times... because a lot of jobs require minimum supervision.
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Supervision One Liners
Which supervision one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with supervision? I can suggest the ones about surveillance and guidance.
- Why doesn't Superman need a boss? (OC) He already has supervision.
- I'm almost 21 and my eyesight is getting worse, when will I get my adult supervision?
- I'm only 19 and my eyesight is constantly getting worse. When do I get Adult Supervision?
- You know why Superman would be the best candidate for a management position? Supervision.
- what did every super hero need as a kid? Supervision
- Superman is so incompetent... He can't do anything without supervision.
- Why couldn't Superman find the local playground as a kid? Adult supervision was required
- What super power does Batman wish he had? Parental supervision.
- Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.
- What superpower do babysitters have? Supervision.
- I just turned 25! Can't wait to get my adult supervision.
- Two boys chop cucumbers at Subway Their superviser said, "This work doesn't cut it!"
Uproarious Supervision Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about supervision you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean counseling jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make supervision pranks.
Old School Friend
I called an old school friend and asked what he was doing now. He replied that he was currently working on:
*Aqua-thermal treatment on ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment*
I was impressed......
On further enquiry, I learnt that he was washing dishes, with hot water under his wife's supervision.
I called an old school friend and asked what he was doing now.
He replied that he was currently working on:
\*Aqua-thermal treatment on ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment\*
I was impressed......
On further enquiry, I learnt that he was washing dishes, with hot water under his wife's supervision.
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat.
After a few days, she called her husband and asked, How is everything going?
The cat is dead, he replied coldly.
She cried out and said, You could have said the cat is playing on the roof on the first day, and the next day, it broke its leg, then the next that the poor thing's dead!
No reply. The wife sighed sadly, Anyways, how's my mom?
She's playing on the roof.
A woman is pregnant with twins.
A woman is pregnant with twins. During her last month of pregnancy, she falls into a coma. When she wakes up, the doctor tells her that she had a girl and a boy, and that her brother claimed them until she came to. Immediately, she panics at the thought of her brother supervising her newborns.
"What did he name them?" She asks anxiously.
"He named the girl Denise", the doctor says.
That's not too bad, she thought, relieved. "What did he name my son?"
"Denephew."
I called a friend and asked what he was doing.
He replied that he was working on "aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum, and steel under a constrained environment."
I was impressed...
Upon further inquiring, I learned that he was washing dishes with hot water under his wife's supervision.
