The Best 28 Supervision Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Supervision jokes. There are some supervision oblique jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 of the Funniest Supervision Jokes and Puns
My daughter said she needed adult supervision
I told her she'd have to find someone else because I wear corrective lenses
So I just turned 21 and there is still no change in my eyesight...
when do I get my adult supervision?
Why doesn't Superman need a boss? (OC)
He already has supervision.
Old School Friend
I called an old school friend and asked what he was doing now. He replied that he was currently working on:
*Aqua-thermal treatment on ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment*
I was impressed......
On further enquiry, I learnt that he was washing dishes, with hot water under his wife's supervision.
I'm almost 21 and my eyesight is getting worse,
when will I get my adult supervision?
I called an old school friend and asked what he was doing now.
He replied that he was currently working on:
\*Aqua-thermal treatment on ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment\*
I was impressed......
On further enquiry, I learnt that he was washing dishes, with hot water under his wife's supervision.
I'm 22 years old now and my eyesight is worsening,...
...at what point do I get adult supervision?
I hear Clark Kent is quite the overprotective father.
His children are under constant supervision.
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat.
After a few days, she called her husband and asked, How is everything going?
The cat is dead, he replied coldly.
She cried out and said, You could have said the cat is playing on the roof on the first day, and the next day, it broke its leg, then the next that the poor thing's dead!
No reply. The wife sighed sadly, Anyways, how's my mom?
She's playing on the roof.
I had a rough childhood. I couldn't play with toys that required supervision
I only had regular vision
I'm only 19 and my eyesight is constantly getting worse.
When do I get Adult Supervision?
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Batman walks into a superhero-only pool, he is quickly stopped by a guard, the guard points to a sign that says
"No swimming without supervision."
I called a friend and asked what he was doing.
He replied that he was working on "aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum, and steel under a constrained environment."
I was impressed...
Upon further inquiring, I learned that he was washing dishes with hot water under his wife's supervision.
You know why Superman would be the best candidate for a management position?
Supervision.
I'm beginning to think adult supervision is a myth
In fact, my vision just seems to be getting worse.
My 20/15 eyesight is really helpful during tough economic times...
because a lot of jobs require minimum supervision.
Superman is so incompetent...
He can't do anything without supervision.
Detailed Cleaning
I asked a friend of mine by phone what he was doing. He told me he was working on "aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum, and steel under a constrained environment."
I was impressed. In further conversation, I learned that he was "washing dishes with hot water under his wife's supervision."
Son says to father
Daddy i don't need glasses when I'm near you.
How son?
When I'm with you, I have super-vision.
As a child I was told that when I grew up I wouldn't need adult supervision.
It must be the case because my eyesight is getting worse.
Why couldn't Superman find the local playground as a kid?
Adult supervision was required
Why did the blind kid who pretended to be Superman keep running into walls?
He had no supervision.
Why did the partially-sighted kid go to the public swimming pool?
He wanted adult supervision.
What super power does Batman wish he had?
Parental supervision.
The civil war between superheroes started because the avengers had no supervision.
They only had a regular Vision.
What superpower do babysitters have?
Supervision.
Why can't children venture into the forest alone at night?
They do not have adult supervision.
I was gonna Make a Joke About a Kid at the Zoo...
But parental supervision would be required
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