The Best 23 Superstitious Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Superstitious jokes. There are some superstitious bmx jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these superstitious santeria puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Superstitious Jokes and Puns

So I was having sex with this girl..

When suddenly she asks me: "Doesn't it bother you that I'm 13??"

So I replied: "Not really, I've never been superstitious"

2 men are robbing an apartment...

...when they hear sirens outside the building.

"We need to jump!" says the first man.
The second man replies "But we're on the 13th floor!"

"This is no time to be superstitious!" exclaims the first man.

Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel.

The first one said - I hear sirens. Jump.

The other replied - But we are on the 13th floor.

The first one yelled - This is no time to be superstitious.

Superstitious joke, Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel.

I don't worry about Friday the 13th.

It's bad luck to be superstitious.

My girlfriend is 13 years old but I'm not worried...

I'm not superstitious.

What do you call a superstitious construction vehicle that has a gross physique?

Icky-bod Crane

Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!" The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!" The first one screamed back,

"This is no time to be superstitious."

Superstitious joke, Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!" The second one s

[NSFW] What does a superstitious pimp check every day?

His whore-o-scope.

Two guys are in a burning building

"Let's jump out of the window" says the first one.

"What floor are we on?" Answers the other.


"What? Thirteenth? There is no way I jump from here!"

"Come on, now, it's no time to be superstitious."

Happy Friday the Thirteenth

I think it's bad luck to be superstitious

Those black cats better not cross my path. I'm not superstitious.

Just racist.

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It's Friday 13th...

Thank my lucky stars that I'm not superstitious

How many superstitious people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they light a candle because they're stuck in the dark ages.

I told my superstitious friend I was having knee pains

She said "I have been reading into astrology and its said that Capricorn, the sea-goat, has more knee pains. Are you a Capricorn?"

I said "No ma'am. I'm a Taurus, and that's bull."

Why did Stevie Wonder run away from the black cat crossing the street under a ladder?

He was very Superstitious.

I'm not superstitious on Friday the 13th

Just a little stitious.

Superstitious joke, I'm not superstitious on Friday the 13th

Why aren't carpenters superstitious?

Because they're always knocking on wood!

How do we know Roy Moore is superstitious?

He doesn't hit on 13 year olds.

Would you like to see my BBC?

It's a lazy fat cat and keeps superstitious people away.

I was drilling for water yesterday morning when the machine broke.

I'm not superstitious but it didn't auger well for the rest of the day, either.

I am not a superstitious man

for I hear that those who are have the WORST of luck.

How to make a lot of money by predicting the future

1) Wait until your 80+ years old

2) Dress up in a robe with a hood

3) Find dumb superstitious customers

4) Prophet

I'm not superstitious...

I think it's bad luck.

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We suggest to use only working superstitious supernatural piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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