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When suddenly she asks me: "Doesn't it bother you that I'm 13??"
So I replied: "Not really, I've never been superstitious"
...when they hear sirens outside the building.
"We need to jump!" says the first man.
The second man replies "But we're on the 13th floor!"
"This is no time to be superstitious!" exclaims the first man.
It's bad luck to be superstitious.
I'm not superstitious.
"This is no time to be superstitious."
His whore-o-scope.
I think it's bad luck to be superstitious
Just racist.
Thank my lucky stars that I'm not superstitious
None, they light a candle because they're stuck in the dark ages.
She said "I have been reading into astrology and its said that Capricorn, the sea-goat, has more knee pains. Are you a Capricorn?"
I said "No ma'am. I'm a Taurus, and that's bull."
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He was very Superstitious.
Just a little stitious.
Because they're always knocking on wood!
He doesn't hit on 13 year olds.
It's a lazy fat cat and keeps superstitious people away.
I'm not superstitious but it didn't auger well for the rest of the day, either.
for I hear that those who are have the WORST of luck.
1) Wait until your 80+ years old
2) Dress up in a robe with a hood
3) Find dumb superstitious customers
4) Prophet
I think it's bad luck.
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