The Best 11 Superpowers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Superpowers jokes. There are some superpowers telepathic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these superpowers dragonball puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Superpowers Jokes and Puns

The Avengers are over rated.

The Baltimore rioters destroyed half a city without any superpowers at all.

"With my sonic superpowers I shall call myself....

...TINNITUS!"

"Tinnitus?"

"Yeah! Doesn't it have a nice ring to it?"

Superpowers....

Peter comes very drunk home late at night. He wakes his sleeping wife: Emily wake up! You know what just happened!?
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No , she replies sleepily.
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I went to the toilet and the light switched on all by itself. And when I went out of there, the light switched off again without me having to do anything. I think I'm getting super powers!
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Emily replies groans: Oh no, Peter! You pig, you just peed into the fridge again!!!

What do you call a group of drug dealers with superpowers?

The Powder Rangers.

I've nicknamed my grandad Spiderman.

He doesn't have any superpowers, he just can't climb out of the bath.


I call my Grandpa, Spiderman. Not because he has superpowers,

he just struggles to get out the bath.

A man with electric superpowers beat up an innocent woman...

He was charged with battery

If I could have 2 superpowers..

I would have Russia and USA

I looked at my box of cereal and asked, "Are you serious when you say you're going to make me have super-powers?" It replied,

"I'm super cereal."

Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.

People call my Grandfather Spiderman...

He doesn't have superpowers, he just finds it difficult getting out of the bath.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the superpowers misdirection jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working superpowers icons piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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