The Best 35 Superpower Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Superpower jokes. There are some superpower superwoman jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these superpower telekinesis puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Superpower Jokes and Puns

One day, Canada will become a superpower and take over the whole world

Then you'll all be sorry

My girlfriend asked me, "If you could have any super-power, which one would you have?"

I said, "America."

Pick a super power

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer and starts chatting the bartender up. "If you could have any superpower which one would you want?" he asks the bartender. "Cold war Russia, I guess," the bartender replies.

Superpower joke, Pick a super power

As an American looking at the situation in Afghanistan

It's good to see that, even decades later, the freedom fighters we trained can still drive out a superpower.

If I could be any super hero, I think I'd be Aluminium Man.

My superpower would be foiling crime.

New superpower

A man applies to be a superhero as a part of the X-Men

When asked what his superpower is, the man replies "Hindsight".

The doctor says "That won't be of any use to us".

The man replies, "Yes, I see that now".

A friend asked me if I could have any superpower, what would it be.

I answered Cold War Russia

Superpower joke, A friend asked me if I could have any superpower, what would it be.

I have a superpower.... I can stop a bullet....

... once...

The Russian president is on a visit to the USA.

So he is taken on a tour of various tech companies to show him their superiority.

"This," says Bob, "is the smartest computer in the world. Ask it any question, and it will answer you correctly."

The Russian president is intrigued. So he decides to trick the computer and asks: "Who will be the superpower 100 years from today?"

The computer goes silent for a minute, then prints out a paper which the Russian president takes.

"So?" asks Bob. "What does it say?"

"I have no idea," replied the Russian president. "It is written in Chinese"

What would be the most useless superpower?

How about the ability to go invisible, but it only works while you're playing a trumpet.


Peter comes very drunk home late at night. He wakes his sleeping wife: Emily wake up! You know what just happened!?
No , she replies sleepily.
I went to the toilet and the light switched on all by itself. And when I went out of there, the light switched off again without me having to do anything. I think I'm getting super powers!
Emily replies groans: Oh no, Peter! You pig, you just peed into the fridge again!!!

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Professor X: What's your superpower?

Me: Hindsight

Professor X: Isn't this joke stolen?

Me: Yes, I see that now

My friend asked if I had one superpower what it would be

Apparently Russia is not what he was looking for .

Professor X: What's your superpower?

Me: Foresight

Professor X: You know that redditors were expecting a hindsight joke repost?

Me: Yes I knew that.

I have the superpower of stopping a speeding bullet!

But just once.

I have a superpower....

...Being invisible to girls

Superpower joke, I have a superpower....

My superpower is to turn into noodles, but it doesn't work when I'm drunk.

I can only do it when I'm soba.

Being Vegan gives you a superpower

The power to annoy all of your friends.

If you had to choose one superpower to have forever

please legalize weed if it's Russia. Thanks in advance.

If I could have any superpower in the world

It would have to be Cold War era Russia.

Netflix's new show is Marvel's Luke Cage, whose "Superpower is unbreakable skin.

Bullet proof skin on a black man isn't a super power its straight up evolution!

-Danish Anwar

Courtesy of The Legendary Ken M; The ideal superpower is invisibility...

Because it allows you to keep an unseen lookout for perverts in the women's locker room.

What's Bruce Wayne's dad's superpower?


My friend asked me what superpower I wanted

I said cold war Russia

My superpower is being able to talk to dead people...

they can't talk back, though.

What is the most useless superpower?


If I could have 2 superpowers..

I would have Russia and USA

My friend asked me, If you could have any superpower, which would you have?

America,.. obviously.

I just realized I have a superpower

I can melt ice cubes just by staring at them.

It takes a while though.

What superpower do babysitters have?


My superpower

is that I can look my Wife directly in the face for 10 minutes straight and not hear a single word.

If I could be any superhero, I'd be Aluminium Man...

My superpower would be foiling crime...

I have a superpower that lets me leave 5m before a fire starts...

Its called arson

If i could have any superpower it would be Batman's superpower

Dead parents.

Interviewer: If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

Me: Russia

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