Superpower Jokes
55 superpower jokes and hilarious superpower puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about superpower that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Superpower Short Jokes
Short superpower jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The superpower humour may include short super power jokes also.
- One day, Canada will become a superpower and take over the whole world Then you'll all be sorry
- You can tell that Wolverine is a canadian character written by an American His superpower is healthcare
- My girlfriend asked me, "If you could have any super-power, which one would you have?" I said, "America."
- As an American looking at the situation in Afghanistan It's good to see that, even decades later, the freedom fighters we trained can still drive out a superpower.
- Professor X asks: What's your superpower? Mutant: Hindsight.
Professor X: That's not going to help us at all!
Mutant: Yes, I see that now... - The Avengers are over rated. The Baltimore rioters destroyed half a city without any superpowers at all.
- If I could be any super hero, I think I'd be Aluminium Man. My superpower would be foiling crime.
- A friend asked me if I could have any superpower, what would it be. I answered Cold War Russia
- "With my sonic superpowers I shall call myself.... ...TINNITUS!"
"Tinnitus?"
"Yeah! Doesn't it have a nice ring to it?" - What would be the most useless superpower? How about the ability to go invisible, but it only works while you're playing a trumpet.
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Superpower One Liners
Which superpower one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with superpower? I can suggest the ones about superhero and powerful.
- I'm half Spiderman, half Batman Half without superpower, half without money
- I have a superpower.... I can stop a bullet.... ... once...
- I have the superpower of invisibility ... at least that's how they treat me.
- What do you call a superpowered stripper? The Flash
- I have the superpower of stopping a speeding bullet! But just once.
- I have a superpower.... ...Being invisible to girls
- What do you call a group of drug dealers with superpowers? The Powder Rangers.
- Being Vegan gives you a superpower The power to annoy all of your friends.
- If I could have any superpower in the world It would have to be Cold War era Russia.
- What do you call a team of superpowered coyotes, raccoons, and vultures? The Scavengers.
- What's Bruce Wayne's dad's superpower? Invisibility
- My friend asked me what superpower I wanted I said cold war Russia
- My superpower is being able to talk to dead people... they can't talk back, though.
- A man with electric superpowers beat up an innocent woman... He was charged with battery
- What is the most useless superpower? America.
My Superpower Jokes
Here is a list of funny my superpower jokes and even better my superpower puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- An Original Joke X-Men Recruitment Interviews
Professor X: What's your superpower?
Me: Hindsight
Professor X: Isn't this joke stolen?
Me: Yes, I see that now - My friend asked if I had one superpower what it would be Apparently Russia is not what he was looking for .
- Professor X: What's your superpower? Me: Foresight
Professor X: You know that redditors were expecting a hindsight joke repost?
Me: Yes I knew that. - My superpower is to turn into noodles, but it doesn't work when I'm drunk. I can only do it when I'm soba.
- I've nicknamed my grandad Spiderman. He doesn't have any superpowers, he just can't climb out of the bath.
- Netflix's new show is Marvel's Luke Cage, whose "Superpower is unbreakable skin. Bullet proof skin on a black man isn't a super power its straight up evolution!
-Danish Anwar - Courtesy of The Legendary Ken M; The ideal superpower is invisibility... Because it allows you to keep an unseen lookout for perverts in the women's locker room.
- I call my Grandpa, Spiderman. Not because he has superpowers, he just struggles to get out the bath.
- If I could have 2 superpowers.. I would have Russia and USA
- My superpower is making people laugh. Which would be great if I was trying to be funny.
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What funny jokes about superpower you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean powerhouse jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make superpower pranks.
Kim Jong-Un walks into a school in North Korea.
He asks a student "Who is your father?
The student replies "The Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father."
Kim Jong beams. "Excellent. Now tell me who is your mother?"
The student doesn't hesitate. "The Land of True Korea, outstanding in her beauty, international superpower, and redeemer of all civilisations, she is our only mother."
Kim Jong applauses. "What a diligent student you are. What do you want to be when you're older?"
The student replies "An orphan."
Pick a super power
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer and starts chatting the bartender up. "If you could have any superpower which one would you want?" he asks the bartender. "Cold war Russia, I guess," the bartender replies.
New superpower
A man applies to be a superhero as a part of the X-Men
When asked what his superpower is, the man replies "Hindsight".
The doctor says "That won't be of any use to us".
The man replies, "Yes, I see that now".
The Russian president is on a visit to the USA.
So he is taken on a tour of various tech companies to show him their superiority.
"This," says Bob, "is the smartest computer in the world. Ask it any question, and it will answer you correctly."
The Russian president is intrigued. So he decides to trick the computer and asks: "Who will be the superpower 100 years from today?"
The computer goes silent for a minute, then prints out a paper which the Russian president takes.
"So?" asks Bob. "What does it say?"
"I have no idea," replied the Russian president. "It is written in Chinese"
A new mutant is trying to join the X-Men.
To join, he must complete an interview with Professor X.
"What's your superpower?" asks Professor X.
"I can pull a rabbit out of my hat!" says the young man. He takes off his hat, and pulls out a fluffy white rabbit.
Professor X gets up, walks over, and examines the rabbit carefully. It's an ordinary bunny.
"That's not a superpower, that's just a s**... magic trick!" says Professor X. "Stop wasting my time!"
"Ah, but that's not my real power!" says the man. "My real power is curing disabilities!"
Superpowers....
Peter comes very drunk home late at night. He wakes his sleeping wife: Emily wake up! You know what just happened!?
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No , she replies sleepily.
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I went to the toilet and the light switched on all by itself. And when I went out of there, the light switched off again without me having to do anything. I think I'm getting super powers!
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Emily replies groans: Oh no, Peter! You pig, you just peed into the fridge again!!!
If you had to choose one superpower to have forever
please legalize w**... if it's Russia. Thanks in advance.
