The Best 12 Supernatural Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Supernatural jokes. There are some supernatural create jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these supernatural poltergeist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Supernatural Jokes and Puns
Co-worker asked me, "If Batman, who is a regular human but with gadgets, teamed up with Superman, who has supernatural powers, and they fought against Iron Man, another regular human with gadgets, who teamed up with Thor, who has super powers, who would be the winners?"
"Your parents when you move out."
So my oilfield is haunted, turned out quite profitable...
Now I can sell Super-Natural Gas!
Did you hear about the haunted health food store?
Everything is super-natural.
If you hear a supernatural voice in your head telling you to destroy statues of the Ten Commandments, you might be mentally ill.
But if the voice tells you to create them instead, you might be Moses.
There was a Russian man who was a collector of supernatural oddities.
An American man heard about him, and decided to try his luck at making a quick buck. He arranged a meeting, and presented a thin gauzy cloth to the man.
"This may look like cloth, but it is actually 100%, genuine ghost skin."
The Russian man leaned in, carefully examining the cloth, and running his finger lightly across it. He then turned and looked the American square in the eyes.
"I call boo sheet."
What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men?
A miso-genie!
What would a skeptic say if you were to tell them that you had a supernatural ability to detect Indian bread?
Naansense!
Why did the horseman Pestilence, take his horse to the vet?
Because it was disease ridden.
Side note: I tried posting this awhile back and worded it badly, its original though i made it up while watching Supernatural.
What does a vegan ghost eat?
Supernatural food.
How did the hipster ghost act on his first date.
Supernatural.
What do you call the ghost of a really awesome hippy?
Super-natural
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I need help thinking of a joke involving supernatural creatures
It needs to be a one or two liner, no knock knock jokes or riddles.
Context: I'm working at a summer camp and my call sign is Ghost. Tomorrow morning at the assembly, I'm going up and giving some world news (spoofs, not actual news). I want to say "hey guys, I'm Ghost with all your *other*worldly news", but I'm having trouble thinking of what to say after that. Any ideas would be great.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the supernatural interaction jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working supernatural involuntary piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.