Supermodel Jokes

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Funniest Supermodel Short Jokes

Short supermodel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The supermodel humour may include short role model jokes also.

1. Trump's ego is so big... Trump's ego is so big that when he bangs a super-model, he closes his eyes and imagines he's jerking off.
   -Seth Macfarlane, CC Roast of Trump
2. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel? Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!
3. I've got the body of a 25 year old supermodel But my fridge is too small... Does anyone have any ideas?
4. Trump has such high ego that when he bangs a supermodel, he closes his eyes and imagines he is jerking off.
5. I just heard a dried up grape won the lottery, got a supermodel girlfriend and won a brand new car. I guess everything happens for a raisin.
6. People keep saying Supermodels are struggling with bulimia But I'd say they're actually really good at it.
7. What do you call a supermodel with an extremely large bottom who hasn't had her coffee yet? Hot Cross Buns
8. An 18 year old supermodel is selling her virginity on eBay For the low price of $80,000 you can have the worst s**... of your life
9. I don't get why supermodels are considered attractive. I mean they have the body of a 12 year old boy, but the face isn't as s**....

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Supermodel One Liners

Which supermodel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with supermodel? I can suggest the ones about fashion designer and miss universe.

1. I have the body of a 25 year old supermodel But it takes up too much space in my freezer
2. What do you call the line for grilled veggies at a supermodel convention? A barbie queue
3. I'm dating a supermodel with hemiparesis. She's not half-bad.
4. I have the body of a 25 year-old Supermodel Not sure what to do with it in my basement
5. How would a nerd date an aged super-model? Using carbon-14.
6. I slept with a supermodel last night Alternative facts.
7. What did the monk say to the philosopher supermodel? "Begone thought."
8. I hate ugly supermodels, and you just made my list.
9. I went camping with a bunch of supermodels once. It was pretty in tents.
10. What has one egg, a lettuce leaf and an apple? A supermodel's monthly shopping list.
11. Why was the supermodel impatient? She didn't want to gain wait.
12. what did the cookie say to the supermodel? I promise not to crumb in your mouth.
13. Why doesn't m**... Jagger date British supermodels? A Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.
14. Did you hear the one about the v**... marrying the Supermodel? Yeah, me neither..

Happy Supermodel Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about supermodel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean movie star jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make supermodel pranks.