The Best 6 Supermodels Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Supermodels jokes. There are some supermodels layer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these supermodels falkland puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Supermodels Jokes and Puns

A recently divorced woman finds a magic lantern. The genie offers her 3 wishes but with one condition.

Every wish that is granted her will be doubled to her Ex-husband.

So to test the genie she makes her first wish for $10 million. Sure enough her Ex received $20 million.

Her 2nd wish is for 2 supermodel consorts. Again her Ex is graced with 4 supermodels to fulfill his every desire.

For her final wish she asks the genie for a MMA fighter to beat her half to death!

Why doesn't Mick Jagger date British supermodels?

A Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

I don't get why supermodels are considered attractive.

I mean they have the body of a 12 year old boy, but the face isn't as sexy.

I hate ugly supermodels,

and you just made my list.

People keep saying Supermodels are struggling with bulimia

But I'd say they're actually really good at it.


I went camping with a bunch of supermodels once.

It was pretty in tents.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the supermodels graceful jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working supermodels equally piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes