The Best 18 Supermodel Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Supermodel jokes. There are some supermodel popstar jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these supermodel hubble puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Supermodel Jokes and Puns

I have the body of a 25 year old supermodel

But it takes up too much space in my freezer

Trump's ego is so big...

Trump's ego is so big that when he bangs a super-model, he closes his eyes and imagines he's jerking off.

-Seth Macfarlane, CC Roast of Trump


3 guys are camping, and after a night of drinks & laughs around the fire, they climb into their tent and fall asleep side by side.

The next morning, the guy on the left wakes up smiling. "I had a dream I was getting jerked off all night by a supermodel!"

The guy on the right chimes in. "Me too, but it was my hot neighbour!"

The guy in the middle looks a bit dejected. "Lucky bastards. I just dreamed I was skiing."

Supermodel joke, Dreams.

What do you call the line for grilled veggies at a supermodel convention?

A barbie queue

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

A recently divorced woman finds a magic lantern. The genie offers her 3 wishes but with one condition.

Every wish that is granted her will be doubled to her Ex-husband.

So to test the genie she makes her first wish for $10 million. Sure enough her Ex received $20 million.

Her 2nd wish is for 2 supermodel consorts. Again her Ex is graced with 4 supermodels to fulfill his every desire.

For her final wish she asks the genie for a MMA fighter to beat her half to death!

I'm dating a supermodel with hemiparesis.

She's not half-bad.

Supermodel joke, I'm dating a supermodel with hemiparesis.

An 18 year old supermodel is selling her virginity on eBay

For the low price of $80,000 you can have the worst sex of your life

I've got the body of a 25 year old supermodel

But my fridge is too small... Does anyone have any ideas?

I have the body of a 25 year-old Supermodel

Not sure what to do with it in my basement

I was in a bar last night, saw this beautiful woman...

... like a supermodel.

I walked up, I was like "Hey, where you from? What do you do?"

She goes, "Oh, me, I live here in San Francisco. I am a brain surgeon."

I don't know if this makes me sexist but I was really impressed...

Most women... can't pull of sarcasm.


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I don't get why supermodels are considered attractive.

I mean they have the body of a 12 year old boy, but the face isn't as sexy.

I slept with a supermodel last night

Alternative facts.

Trump has such high ego

that when he bangs a supermodel, he closes his eyes and imagines he is jerking off.

A woman visited her parent's home.[SFW]

A woman visited her parent's home.

When she opened the refrigerator, she found a picture of supermodel in a bikini.

woman: Mom, what's this?

Mom: Oh, I put up that picture, which reminds me not to over eat.

woman: Is it working?

Mom: Yes and No. I've lost 9 kg's but your dad has gained 22 kg's..!

I just heard a dried up grape won the lottery, got a supermodel girlfriend and won a brand new car.

I guess everything happens for a raisin.

Supermodel joke, I just heard a dried up grape won the lottery, got a supermodel girlfriend and won a brand new car.

What did the monk say to the philosopher supermodel?

"Begone thought."

What do you call a supermodel with an extremely large bottom who hasn't had her coffee yet?

Hot Cross Buns

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