The Best 37 Superheroes Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Superheroes jokes. There are some superheroes wonderwoman jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 of the Funniest Superheroes Jokes and Puns
What's a superheroes favorite narcotic?
Heroine
What is the difference between a superhero and a supervillain?
Superheroes do not get in trouble when they destroy New York.
So, saw a couple of transgenders dressed up as super-heroes..
May be Ex-Men
The Part Time Jobs of Superheroes
What do you call transgender superheroes?
X-Men.
What do you call a comic book hero that is constantly hooked on having sex with female superheroes?
A heroine addict.
What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?
The X-Men
what do you call a bunch of mentally challenged superheroes
the inbredibles
What's the name of A support group for transgender superheroes?
The Ex Men.
What do you call a bunch of zombies dressed as Superheroes?
The Necro Comic-Con
I don't get why they make Green Arrow so violent.
It's like they want to ruin Oliver favorite superheroes
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What group of superheroes is known for being chronic masturbators?
The Fap-tastic Four.
My girlfriend loves to bring up superheroes after we have sex...
She always says I'm the fastest man alive. What does the Flash have to do with sex?
What's the difference between a superhero and a professional wrestler?
Superheroes fight for a just cause; wrestlers fight just 'cause.
What do you call a family of superheroes, living in the Ozarks?
The Inbredibles.
Why do drum kits make the best superheroes?
They're a good CYMBAL of peace
Pixar movies over the years
What if toys had feelings?
What if bugs had feelings?
What if monsters had feelings?
What if fish had feelings?
What if superheroes had feelings?
What if cars had feelings?
What if rats had feelings?
What if robots hadd feelings?
What if boy scouts had feelings?
What if gingers had feelings?
What if feelings had feelings?
What if dinosaurs had feelings?
What if Mexicans had feelings?
Why are there no politically correct superheroes?
Because they don't want to assume the villain's agenda.
The civil war between superheroes started because the avengers had no supervision.
They only had a regular Vision.
Which are Transexual's favourite superheroes ?
X-Men
A band of Superheroes walk into a Gluten-free, Soy-Free, non-GMO, organic, fat-free restraunt....
Just Ice was served.
How many superheroes can you fit in one car?
Five
Two in the front
Two in the back
And Peter Parker in the ash tray
What do you call a group of transgender female superheroes?
The Ex-Men
WHY ARE ALL MALE SPIDERS SUPERHEROES?
Because when they grow up they become Spider-Man.
So many years after the Chernobyl accident, and am I the only one that's disappointed we still have no superheroes?
Mickey Mouse discovered the hard way Minnie Mouse liked superheroes.
She was having an affair with Mighty Mouse.
Grown-ups fooled us by making us think we would be superheroes on adulthood
Firefighter, Broker, Waterboy, Machinist, Driller, Embalmer, Goldsmith, Hydrologist, Lifeguard, Naturopath
What do you call someone who is obsessed with female superheroes?
A heroine addict.
Why aren't Superheroes ever married in movies?
Because if the hostage in the final battle scene is their wife, they're probably not going to save her.
A man goes to Blockbuster and starts looking at films
He goes through different genres until he stops at superheroes and ask to the shop assistant:
\- Could I rent "Batman Forever"?
And the shop assistant replies:
\- No, Batman returns always to the shop
To further gender equality, I think it's time we have our first transgendered superheroes.
The Ex-Men.
Why are all transwoman superheroes?
Because they are all ex-men
If you want to learn how to draw superheroes start with Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy
He's just a fancy stick figure
I keep hearing about this great new MCU show featuring what I can only assume are Hispanic superheroes...
but I can't seem to find this *Juan Division* on any streaming service.
What do Daredevil and Scarlet Witch have in common?
They're superheroes dressed in red who lost their vision!
Batman and Robin get ready for patrol
Batman: You ready Robin?
Robin: I'm not sure about this costume Batman. It's so bright and red. And why do I have to wear a silly yellow cape?
Batman: Well, we're superheroes Robin. We got to dress the part.
Robin: I'm still not sure about this Batman. I mean, you aren't dressed in any bright colors at all!
Batman: Well, if I did that then they'll be shooting at me and not you now wouldn't they? And didn't I train you to be the greatest acrobat in the world? So why all the worrying? The other ones never complained about this, they loved being heroes, god rest their souls.
billionaire superheroes
How many billionaires does it take to create a superhero?
Three. Two to die and one to never get over it.
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