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Heroine
Superheroes do not get in trouble when they destroy New York.
May be Ex-Men
X-Men.
A heroine addict.
The X-Men
the inbredibles
The Ex Men.
The Necro Comic-Con
It's like they want to ruin Oliver favorite superheroes
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The Fap-tastic Four.
She always says I'm the fastest man alive. What does the Flash have to do with sex?
Superheroes fight for a just cause; wrestlers fight just 'cause.
The Inbredibles.
They're a good CYMBAL of peace
What if toys had feelings?
What if bugs had feelings?
What if monsters had feelings?
What if fish had feelings?
What if superheroes had feelings?
What if cars had feelings?
What if rats had feelings?
What if robots hadd feelings?
What if boy scouts had feelings?
What if gingers had feelings?
What if feelings had feelings?
What if dinosaurs had feelings?
What if Mexicans had feelings?
Because they don't want to assume the villain's agenda.
They only had a regular Vision.
X-Men
Just Ice was served.
Five
Two in the front
Two in the back
And Peter Parker in the ash tray
The Ex-Men
Because when they grow up they become Spider-Man.
She was having an affair with Mighty Mouse.
Firefighter, Broker, Waterboy, Machinist, Driller, Embalmer, Goldsmith, Hydrologist, Lifeguard, Naturopath
A heroine addict.
Because if the hostage in the final battle scene is their wife, they're probably not going to save her.
He goes through different genres until he stops at superheroes and ask to the shop assistant:
\- Could I rent "Batman Forever"?
And the shop assistant replies:
\- No, Batman returns always to the shop
The Ex-Men.
Because they are all ex-men
He's just a fancy stick figure
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They're superheroes dressed in red who lost their vision!
Batman: You ready Robin?
Robin: I'm not sure about this costume Batman. It's so bright and red. And why do I have to wear a silly yellow cape?
Batman: Well, we're superheroes Robin. We got to dress the part.
Robin: I'm still not sure about this Batman. I mean, you aren't dressed in any bright colors at all!
Batman: Well, if I did that then they'll be shooting at me and not you now wouldn't they? And didn't I train you to be the greatest acrobat in the world? So why all the worrying? The other ones never complained about this, they loved being heroes, god rest their souls.
How many billionaires does it take to create a superhero?
Three. Two to die and one to never get over it.
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