The Best 4 Superheroe Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Superheroe jokes. There are some superheroe english jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these superheroe bad puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Superheroe Jokes and Puns

How many superheroes can you fit in one car?

Five

Two in the front

Two in the back

And Peter Parker in the ash tray

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

Why aren't Superheroes ever married in movies?

Because if the hostage in the final battle scene is their wife, they're probably not going to save her.

What's a superheroes favorite narcotic?

Heroine

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the superheroe nightwing jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working superheroe batcave piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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