Superhero Jokes

Funniest Superhero Short Jokes

Short superhero jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The superhero humour may include short superman jokes also.

1. What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman? one is a superhero and the other is a command.
   
2. Did you hear about the team of mutant trans-women super-heroes? They're called "The Ex-Men".
3. What is the Great Gatsby's favorite superhero? Green Lantern.
   His least favorite?
   Deadpool.
4. How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero? Three. Two to get murdered and one to never get over it.
5. Marvel Comics have announced a new female, Muslim superhero who can fly. Which is handy, cause she's not allowed to drive.
6. To further gender equality, I think it's time we have our first transgendered superheroes. The Ex-Men.
7. The one thing I hate about superhero movies is how unrealistic they are, Like what are the chances that a billionaire would do anything to help ordinary people?
8. I'm not allowed to dress up as a superhero and visit the children's hospital anymore. And I put so much work into my Thanos costume.
9. How many superheroes can you fit in one car? Five
   Two in the front
   Two in the back
   And Peter Parker in the ash tray
10. Batman walks into a superhero-only pool, he is quickly stopped by a guard, the guard points to a sign that says "No swimming without supervision."

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Superhero One Liners

Which superhero one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with superhero? I can suggest the ones about super power and superman batman.

1. As a child, I always thought of my dad as a superhero The Invisible Man
2. Name one superhero that can beat Captain America... Captain vietnam
3. My transgender uncle is a superhero... We call him Aunt-Man.
4. Where do superheroes hang out? Cape Town
5. Which Marvel superhero is transgender? Ironman, he's a Fe male.
6. What did the Superhero wear to Court? His Class Action Suit
7. What do you call a group of transgender female superheroes? The Ex-Men
8. What do you call a superhero who's made out of instant noodles? Ra-man.
9. Have you heard about the new Marvel feminist superhero? Anti-Man
10. How does the pope refer to his secret superhero identity? It's his altar ego.
11. Why couldn't the press take pictures of the fastest superhero? No Flash photography.
12. I asked my wife if I'm a superhero in bed. She said yes! The Flash.
13. Who is Vietnam's greatest superhero? Vietman.
14. What do you call someone who is obsessed with female superheroes? A heroine addict.
15. Imagine a world without bloated superhero movies... ...wouldn't it be marvelless?

Marvel Superhero Jokes

Here is a list of funny marvel superhero jokes and even better marvel superhero puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Captain Marvel wasn't the first standalone female superhero... Iron man was, because he's Fe-Male
• What Marvel Superhero is the best at HTML? Spiderman.
• Who was Marvel's first transgender superhero? Aunt Man
• Did you hear about the Marvel superhero that got busted for stealing a truck full of soft French Cheese? It was brie larceny.
• Marvel will introduce a turkish superhero in the second infinity war movie Ayran Man
• Marvel studios have just released a trailer for a new plumbing superhero and his side kick. The sidekick only has one line of dialogue in the trailer.... "I am grout!"
• Which Marvel superhero is transgender? Captain: Am Erica.
• Did you hear about the new Marvel movie with a team of transgendered superheros? Ex-men!

Superhero Comic Jokes

Here is a list of funny superhero comic jokes and even better superhero comic puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• "Hey, Bill, what do you think of this new super-hero comic I'm working on? It's about an ant-size tangent line that has x-ray vision." "Sounds cool, but isn't that a little derivative?"
• What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom? A comic relief.

Superhero Day Jokes

Here is a list of funny superhero day jokes and even better superhero day puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I was having a look... In my mothers bedroom the other day and I found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in her wardrobe. I couldn't believe it... My mothers a superhero!!!!!
• "As a blind man I never thought I'd see the day we'd have a blind superhero." "I still haven't but I never thought I would either."
• Someone asked me the other day whole my favorite superhero is... I said that I thought iceman was pretty cool
• New superhero: Microsoft employee. Programmer by day.
  Programmer by night.

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Superhero Jokes

What funny jokes about superhero you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean superpower jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make superhero pranks.