Superhero Jokes
145 superhero jokes and hilarious superhero puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about superhero that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Unleash your inner superhero with these laugh-out-loud jokes! From superhero Christmas cartoons to Marvel comics, we've got jokes for preschoolers and supermensch alike. Laugh at superhero comic jokes about Ironman, invisibility and more. Get ready for a laugh-fest about our favorite heroes!
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Funniest Superhero Short Jokes
Short superhero jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The superhero humour may include short superman jokes also.
- What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman? one is a superhero and the other is a command.
- Did you hear about the team of mutant trans-women super-heroes? They're called "The Ex-Men".
- What is the Great Gatsby's favorite superhero? Green Lantern.
His least favorite?
Deadpool. - How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero? Three. Two to get murdered and one to never get over it.
- Marvel Comics have announced a new female, Muslim superhero who can fly. Which is handy, cause she's not allowed to drive.
- To further gender equality, I think it's time we have our first transgendered superheroes. The Ex-Men.
- The one thing I hate about superhero movies is how unrealistic they are, Like what are the chances that a billionaire would do anything to help ordinary people?
- I'm not allowed to dress up as a superhero and visit the children's hospital anymore. And I put so much work into my Thanos costume.
- How many superheroes can you fit in one car? Five
Two in the front
Two in the back
And Peter Parker in the ash tray - Batman walks into a superhero-only pool, he is quickly stopped by a guard, the guard points to a sign that says "No swimming without supervision."
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Superhero One Liners
Which superhero one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with superhero? I can suggest the ones about super power and superman batman.
- As a child, I always thought of my dad as a superhero The Invisible Man
- Name one superhero that can beat Captain America... Captain vietnam
- My transgender uncle is a superhero... We call him Aunt-Man.
- If Caitlyn Jenner became a superhero... Would she be an ex-man or a trans-former?
- Where do superheroes hang out? Cape Town
- Which Marvel superhero is transgender? Ironman, he's a Fe male.
- Iron Man is a superhero. "Iron Woman" is a sexist command
- What did the Superhero wear to Court? His Class Action Suit
- What do you call a group of transgender female superheroes? The Ex-Men
- What do you call a superhero who's made out of instant noodles? Ra-man.
- Have you heard about the new Marvel feminist superhero? Anti-Man
- How does the pope refer to his secret superhero identity? It's his altar ego.
- I think everyone's dad is like a superhero to them. Mine was the Invisible Man.
- Which superhero can beat Captain America? Captain Vietnam
- Why couldn't the press take pictures of the fastest superhero? No Flash photography.
Marvel Superhero Jokes
Here is a list of funny marvel superhero jokes and even better marvel superhero puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Captain Marvel wasn't the first standalone female superhero... Iron man was, because he's Fe-Male
- What Marvel Superhero is the best at HTML? Spiderman.
- Who was Marvel's first transgender superhero? Aunt Man
- Did you hear about the Marvel superhero that got busted for stealing a truck full of soft French Cheese? It was brie larceny.
- Marvel will introduce a turkish superhero in the second infinity war movie Ayran Man
- Marvel studios have just released a trailer for a new plumbing superhero and his side kick. The sidekick only has one line of dialogue in the trailer.... "I am grout!"
- Which Marvel superhero is transgender? Captain: Am Erica.
- Did you hear about the new Marvel movie with a team of transgendered superheros? Ex-men!
Superhero Comic Jokes
Here is a list of funny superhero comic jokes and even better superhero comic puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- "Hey, Bill, what do you think of this new super-hero comic I'm working on? It's about an ant-size tangent line that has x-ray vision." "Sounds cool, but isn't that a little derivative?"
- What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom? A comic relief.
- What do you call a bunch of zombie dressed as Superheroes? The n**... Comic-Con
- What do you call a comic book hero that is constantly hooked on having s**... with female superheroes? A heroine addict.
- DC Comics: Introducing the incredible b**... Cleansing Man! Regular guy by night... Superhero bidet.
Superhero Day Jokes
Here is a list of funny superhero day jokes and even better superhero day puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I was having a look... In my mothers bedroom the other day and I found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in her wardrobe. I couldn't believe it... My mothers a superhero!!!!!
- "As a blind man I never thought I'd see the day we'd have a blind superhero." "I still haven't but I never thought I would either."
- Someone asked me the other day whole my favorite superhero is... I said that I thought iceman was pretty cool
- New superhero: Microsoft employee. Programmer by day.
Programmer by night.
Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Superhero Jokes
What funny jokes about superhero you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean superpower jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make superhero pranks.
Do you guys have any clean ish Super Hero jokes?
I'm going to be an Emcee at a superhero themed event and some jokes would be great. The s**... assault superman one just won't fly. Many people there aren't really into super heros but some (very few) are.
My favorite so far is...
If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up....they would be alloys.
Who is Vietnam's greatest superhero?
Vietman.
There should be an MtF superhero group.
They would be the Ex-Men.
What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?
Flatman and Ribbon.
A superhero who destroys his victims with horrible innuendos
The PUNisher
Dirty super hero jokes
My friends and I are into dirty superhero jokes, anyone have any to share?
Why did the superhero flush the toilet?
It was his duty!!!!
told to me by my 7yo son
what do you call a bunch of mentally challenged superheroes
the inbredibles
What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!
What superhero should you never have dinner with?
Spider-Man. He never saves any Uncle Ben's.
superheros and religion are alot more similar than you think
Just a bunch people arguing whose fictional character is the best.
What do you call a Mexican superhero?
Juan Punch Man.
What's the name of A support group for transgender superheroes?
The Ex Men.
What did the wedding invitation say to the fruit superhero?
Save the date!
If Caitlyn Jenner was a superhero
She could either be the ex-men or transformers
I bought purple Jell-O mix and now I feel like a superhero.
With grape powder comes great responsibility.
If Caitlyn Jenner was a superhero, what team would she fight for ?
Ex-men
Which superhero loves to whip out his junk in public?
The Flash
What Superhero group would Caitlyn Jenner be apart of?
The X-Men
Heard Caitlyn Jenner wants to be in a superhero movie.
I think she'll either be an X-Men or Transformers
Why did the superhero flush the toilet?
It was his doody!
What superhero team should Caitlin Jenner be in?
The X-men
The Justice League has a vacancy and the number 7 is interviewing to fill a superhero position...
Batman: Thank you for coming, 7. Its been rough since the Flash took off and we're having a hard time finding someone to replace him. Let's get right to it. What is your first power?
Number 7: Well, for my whole life I've been in prime condition and I don't anticipate that changing anytime soon.
Bathman: That's great to hear. What do you consider your second power to be?
Number 7: 49
Which superhero would you want as a neighbor?
I'm not sure, but definitely not The Flash.
My girlfriend loves to bring up superheroes after we have s**......
She always says I'm the fastest man alive. What does the Flash have to do with s**...?
A research team asked a group of drug addicts who their favorite superhero was..
Oddly enough, almost all of them said Wonder Woman. The research team doesn't really know why, I guess they're just big fans of the heroine...
Who is the most gender confused superhero?
Tony Stark, because he identifies himself as Iron Man when actually he's a *fe*male.
As a child, I always thought of my mom as a superhero
Since my dad was away on Meta leave.
What do you call a family of superheroes, living in the Ozarks?
The Inbredibles.
As a child, I thought of my uncle as a superhero...
Because I found him in my closet in only underpants
I just saw a black guy running down the road with a Cape on
I shouted, "Are you a Superhero?".
He said, "No, I haven't paid for my haircut!".
If Caitlyn Jenner was a superhero...
I'm not sure what her name would be, but I'm quite sure she'd be a part of the Ex-men.
Pixar movies over the years
What if toys had feelings?
What if bugs had feelings?
What if monsters had feelings?
What if fish had feelings?
What if superheroes had feelings?
What if cars had feelings?
What if rats had feelings?
What if robots hadd feelings?
What if boy scouts had feelings?
What if gingers had feelings?
What if feelings had feelings?
What if dinosaurs had feelings?
What if Mexicans had feelings?
If a nihilist were to become a superhero...
...would they wear a Futility Belt?
Why doesn't Nick Fury have a super-hero name?
Because "cyclops" was already taken.
What do you call a Superhero with a dentist alter ego?
Plaque Panther
Why are there no politically correct superheroes?
Because they don't want to assume the villain's agenda.
Imagine a world without bloated superhero movies...
...wouldn't it be marvelless?
What do you call a group of superhero vultures?
The Scavengers
How many superhero's can you fit in a sedan?
2 in the front, 2 in the back, and about 10 in the ashtray.
What did the critics say about Stallone's superhero movie?
It was DREDDful.
A band of Superheroes walk into a Gluten-free, Soy-Free, non-GMO, organic, fat-free restraunt....
Just Ice was served.
I asked my wife if I'm a superhero in bed.
She said yes! The Flash.
What's the difference between a superhero and an ant that cannot speak?
Nothing, both are mutants.
How many rich people does it take to create a superhero?
Three: two to die, and one to never get over it.
Who is the saltiest superhero?
Na na na na na na na na Batman!
What do you call an all kid superhero team.......
Just Kids League
If Bruce Jenner was a superhero...
Would he be a 'X-Men' or a 'Transformer'?
As a kid my favorite superhero was The Flash and my favorite animal was the cheetah,
I guess that explains why I'm now addicted to speed
What do you call a Jamacian superhero?
Supermon!
Who's the Best Traffic Signal Superhero?
Green Arrow
Black Panther?
Wakanda superhero is that?
What superhero would be the the best stripper?
The Flash
Whenever I have s**..., i feel like a superhero
Mostly because I'm wearing a mask
Grown-ups fooled us by making us think we would be superheroes on adulthood
Firefighter, Broker, Waterboy, Machinist, Driller, Embalmer, Goldsmith, Hydrologist, Lifeguard, Naturopath
What do you call someone who is obsessed with female superheroes?
A heroine addict.
What do you call a depressed superhero?
I hate it here man
In Wuhan, a bat signal isn't a request for a superhero to respond,
it simply means dinner is ready.
Check out my new OC superhero (do not steal).
**Lysol Man!**
His blood is made of disinfectants and he's very, very sick.
