The Best 5 Superglued Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Superglued jokes. There are some superglued reattached jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these superglued pencil puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Superglued Jokes and Puns

A telephone rang. "Hello! Is your phone number 444-4444?"

"Yes, it is," came the reply.

"Thank Goodness! Could you call 911 for me? I super-glued my finger to the phone."

The other night I superglued my thumb and forefinger together...

Dont worry, everything is ok

I just accidentally super-glued my thumb & index finger together, and at first started to panic…

But then I remembered that it's always going to be okay.

What do you call a pencil super-glued to the floor?

Stationary stationery

I just accidentally superglued my thumb and index finger together and at first, I started to panic. But then I remembered...

That it's always going to be okay...


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the superglued spank jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working superglued telephone piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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