Superglue Jokes

Funniest Superglue Short Jokes

Short superglue jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The superglue humour may include short super glue jokes also.

1. A telephone rang. "Hello! Is your phone number 444-4444?" "Yes, it is," came the reply.
   "Thank Goodness! Could you call 911 for me? I super-glued my finger to the phone."
2. My wife asked me My wife asked me to pass her lipbalm & I gave her superglue by mistake.
   She's still not talking to me
3. I just accidentally super-glued my thumb & index finger together, and at first started to panic… But then I remembered that it's always going to be okay.
4. It's been three weeks since I put superglue on my friend's pen. But he still can't let it go.
5. I got my wife an amazing new lipstick that makes you lose weight. It's called "Superglue".
6. My wife is still mad at me because I accidentally put superglue on her pen a few days ago. She can't seem to let it go.
7. Superglue comes with a warning: "Caution - Instantly bonds skin." But a whole shipment got out with a misprint: "Caution - Instantly bonds kin." That's how I ended up marrying my first cousin.
8. My boss is still annoyed with me, just because, yesterday, there was a mishap involving a pringle and some superglue... He's got a chip on his shoulder
9. What do a marriage and superglue have in common? They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

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Superglue One Liners

Which superglue one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with superglue? I can suggest the ones about duck tape and supper.

1. I just poured superglue into a non-stick pan... ...someone is going to be wrong.
2. I gave my mother superglue instead of her lipstick. She didn't even complain afterwards.
3. What do you call a pencil super-glued to the floor? Stationary stationery
4. Read the entire book about the history of superglue in one sitting I couldn't put it down
5. m**... with superglue It's hard to pull off
6. I was once a man stuck in a woman's body. I'll never mistake superglue for l**... again.

Silly & Ridiculous Superglue Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about superglue you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nail polish jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make superglue pranks.