The Best 22 Superglue Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Superglue jokes. There are some superglue superglued jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these superglue lipstick puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Superglue Jokes and Puns

My wife asked me

My wife asked me to pass her lipbalm & I gave her superglue by mistake.
She's still not talking to me

I'm a man trapped in a woman's body

Now I know not to keep the superglue and the lube in the same drawer.

Lip Balm To My Wife

Earlier today my wife asked me to pass her some lip balm but I ended up giving her superglue by mistake. She's still not talking to me.

Superglue joke, Lip Balm To My Wife

I accidentally passed my Wife the super-glue instead of her Lipstick..

She hasn't spoken to me for days.

It's been three weeks since I put superglue on my friend's pen.

But he still can't let it go.

I got my wife an amazing new lipstick that makes you lose weight.

It's called "Superglue".

Masturbating with superglue

It's hard to pull off

Superglue joke, Masturbating with superglue

I just poured superglue into a non-stick pan...

...someone is going to be wrong.

I was once a man stuck in a woman's body.

I'll never mistake superglue for lube again.

I gave my mother superglue instead of her lipstick.

She didn't even complain afterwards.

My wife is still mad at me because I accidentally put superglue on her pen a few days ago.

She can't seem to let it go.

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What's the difference between a mega church pastor and a crazed marine carrying a butt plug covered in superglue?

One wants to heal your soul for money.

The other wants to seal your hole for Gunny.

My sister asked me for her lip balm. I accidentally gave her superglue

She's still not talking to me.

Read the entire book about the history of superglue in one sitting

I couldn't put it down

My wife asked me to pass her lip balm but I accidentally handed her superglue instead.

She's still not talking to me.

My wife asked me for Lip balm and I gave her superglue,

She hasn't talked to me since

Superglue joke, My wife asked me for Lip balm and I gave her superglue,

It's been more than a week, but my wife is still mad at me for accidentally putting superglue on her pen.

She just can't seem to let it go.

Superglue comes with a warning: "Caution - Instantly bonds skin." But a whole shipment got out with a misprint: "Caution - Instantly bonds kin."

That's how I ended up marrying my first cousin.

Accidentally used superglue instead of sex lube

Now my girl won't even speak to me. Guess you could say her lips are sealed.

I accidentally handed my wife superglue instead of lipstick

Now she won't talk to me

My boss is still annoyed with me, just because, yesterday, there was a mishap involving a pringle and some superglue...

He's got a chip on his shoulder

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the superglue adhesive jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working superglue paste piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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