Following is our collection of funny Superglue jokes. There are some superglue superglued jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these superglue lipstick puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
My wife asked me to pass her lipbalm & I gave her superglue by mistake.
She's still not talking to me
Now I know not to keep the superglue and the lube in the same drawer.
Earlier today my wife asked me to pass her some lip balm but I ended up giving her superglue by mistake. She's still not talking to me.
She hasn't spoken to me for days.
But he still can't let it go.
It's called "Superglue".
It's hard to pull off
...someone is going to be wrong.
I'll never mistake superglue for lube again.
She didn't even complain afterwards.
She can't seem to let it go.
You can explore superglue putty reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean superglue durex dad jokes. There are also superglue puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
One wants to heal your soul for money.
The other wants to seal your hole for Gunny.
She's still not talking to me.
I couldn't put it down
She's still not talking to me.
She hasn't talked to me since
She just can't seem to let it go.
That's how I ended up marrying my first cousin.
Now my girl won't even speak to me. Guess you could say her lips are sealed.
Now she won't talk to me
He's got a chip on his shoulder
They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the superglue adhesive jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working superglue paste piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.