Superglue Jokes

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Funniest Superglue Short Jokes

Short superglue jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The superglue humour may include short super glue jokes also.

1. A telephone rang. "Hello! Is your phone number 444-4444?" "Yes, it is," came the reply.
   "Thank Goodness! Could you call 911 for me? I super-glued my finger to the phone."
2. My wife asked me My wife asked me to pass her lipbalm & I gave her superglue by mistake.
   She's still not talking to me
3. The other night I superglued my thumb and forefinger together... Dont worry, everything is ok
4. I just accidentally super-glued my thumb & index finger together, and at first started to panic… But then I remembered that it's always going to be okay.
5. Lip Balm To My Wife Earlier today my wife asked me to pass her some lip balm but I ended up giving her superglue by mistake. She's still not talking to me.
6. I accidentally passed my Wife the super-glue instead of her Lipstick.. She hasn't spoken to me for days.
7. It's been three weeks since I put superglue on my friend's pen. But he still can't let it go.
8. I got my wife an amazing new lipstick that makes you lose weight. It's called "Superglue".
9. My wife is still mad at me because I accidentally put superglue on her pen a few days ago. She can't seem to let it go.
10. My sister asked me for her lip balm. I accidentally gave her superglue She's still not talking to me.

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Superglue One Liners

Which superglue one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with superglue? I can suggest the ones about glued and duck tape.

1. I just poured superglue into a non-stick pan... ...someone is going to be wrong.
2. I gave my mother superglue instead of her lipstick. She didn't even complain afterwards.
3. What do you call a pencil super-glued to the floor? Stationary stationery
4. Read the entire book about the history of superglue in one sitting I couldn't put it down
5. My wife asked me for Lip balm and I gave her superglue, She hasn't talked to me since
6. I accidentally handed my wife superglue instead of lipstick Now she won't talk to me
7. m**... with superglue It's hard to pull off
8. I was once a man stuck in a woman's body. I'll never mistake superglue for l**... again.

Silly & Ridiculous Superglue Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about superglue you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean supper jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make superglue pranks.