The Best 4 Superficial Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Superficial jokes. There are some superficial mindless jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these superficial profound puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Superficial Jokes and Puns

A hobo got robbed

A hobo had been robbed and beaten into unconciousnes.
When he woke up he checked about his person for damages and missing items, and found that all injuries were superficial but he had lost all his belongings.
He stormed into the nearest police station.

"I want to report a robbery! all my 53 belongings have been stolen from me!"

"How can you be so sure about the number of the stolen items?" the officer asks sceptically with a raised eyebrow.

"It was a deck of cards and a bottle opener!"

Women with too much make up are like onions

When you start to peel off the superficial layers, you begin to cry!

Did you know that the world's largest fish is called Alastair and only reads terrible magazines?

He's superficial.

What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the superficial judicial jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working superficial callers piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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