Supercar Jokes
4 supercar jokes and hilarious supercar puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about supercar that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Supercar Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good supercar joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A lawyer is driving his Ferrari...
...when suddenly he loses control and drives straight into a tree. A few moments later, another man pulls up beside him and asks him if he is alright.
"My Ferrari!" Cries the lawyer, "Its gone!"
The man says to him, "You're so focused on your supercar that you haven't noticed that your whole left arm is gone!"
The lawyer looks at what used to be his arm, screams in agony and at the top of his lungs yells;
"MY ROLEX!!!"
I heard an Italian supercar manufacturer is going to be making its next model be covered in chocolate and hazelnuts
They're calling it the Ferrari Rocher
What do you get when you put a tiny umbrella in a supercar?
A Lambortini.
Have you read the reviews about the new supercar built in israel?
It can literally stop on a dime.
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