superbowl Jokes

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Tide has some serious ad time during the superbowl this year

Must be able to afford it after cornering the teenage snack food market


A die-hard fan was very surprised to see an empty seat at the Superbowl...

He noticed a woman sitting next to the empty seat and made a remark about it to her. "Well, it was my husband's", she said. "But he died." "Oh my gosh!" He said. "I'm sorry for your loss, but I'm surprised that another friend or family member didn't jump at the chance to take the ticket." "Beats me", she said. "They all insisted on going to the funeral."


This was the most Superbowlly Super Bowl ever

*Super Bowl LI


What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys


I have two tickets to the 2017 Superbowl, but I'm getting married that day so I can't go.

If you're interested in going in my place, the wedding is at St. Peter's church and her name is Laura.


What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.


Three guys meet in class after a superbowl sunday, still super hungover from the night before.

The first guy pipes up and says 'Fuck. i got so drunk last night I blew chunks.' The second guy cuts him off nearly immediately screaming 'oh yeah? I was so drunk I emptied my bank account at the strip club after. I have no money to pay rent now.' The third guy laughs at both of them and said 'that's nothing. I was so wasted last night, I sold my car to a homeless guy for 50 cents.' Finally the first guy cuts them both off. 'You guys don't understand.....Chunks is my girlfriends golden retriever.'


What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.


What did Tom Brady say when he lost the Superbowl?

Man, that Ertz...


I asked my French friend if he watched superbowl...

...he said bowling is not so big in Europe.


Blonde at the Superbowl

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.

They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked it.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the

tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't

understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you


"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it,  then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was...


'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'

I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"


The biggest difference between the Superbowl and the Grammy's.

The Eagles have won a Grammy.


What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.


What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.


Guy manages to land a Superbowl ticket...

But he's in the last row. He decides to move down and find an empty seat. Of course there's none, but finally spots a great seat next to an older gentleman. "Hey anyone sitting there?" "No, go ahead." so he sits down. "Great seats here, strange to find one empty." "Well, that would have been my wife's. We've been to all 49 Superbowls, but she passed away." "I'm sorry to hear that. Couldn't you find any friends or family to come?" "No, they're all at the funeral."


There's a lot of anger out there about the MLK speech/Dodge Ram Superbowl ad...

Kylie Jenner should hand out some Pepsi to calm things down.


Hey Seattle, wanna win the Superbowl?

"No thanks, we'll pass"


Yo Momma so stupid...

She brought a spoon to the superbowl.


Superbowl Commercial Concept

*Queue dark, stormy night*

"There comes a time when we must all step up for equality"

*Flash of civil rights marches, gay pride parades and protests in the middle east*

"A time when we cannot accept bigotry and hatred"

*Rain pours on multi-ethnic protesters linked arm in arm*

"A time to proclaim that an era of love and understanding is here"

*People celebrating good news outside the Supreme Court*

"Arm and Hammer Baking Soda, the choice of a new tomorrow"


Hey Russell, You want another Superbowl????

Russell "Nah, I'll pass"


I'm curious what my vegetarian friend will bring to the superbowl party tonight.

Hopefully it's an apology.


I asked my friend why he wasn't excited for the superbowl yesterday

He shrugged and said "My parents don't care about football so neither do I."
I told him that's terrible reasoning and said "Well, what if your parents were morons?"
"Oh, then I'd be a football fan."


Why does Cam Newton always take a bus to practice?

He can't finish a drive

(Yeah, late superbowl joke. I sowwie)


What does a cleveland Browns fan do after seeing them win the superbowl?

Turn of his xbox and go to bed.


It's a good thing Superbowl LII didn't go to overtime...

More than just the commercials would be Tide.


Was this whole Superbowl a Tide ad?

I've seen stranger things.


How did the Catholic priest make one team lose the Superbowl?

He told the quarterback to do 20 hail Marys.


Adele requested and got a reset/restart on her song at the Grammy because she messed up

The Atlanta Falcons would also like to replay the 4th Quarter of the Superbowl


We all know that today's eclipse was amazing,

but we can't forget the fact that the Falcons still blew a 25 point lead during the superbowl


Don't let this Superbowl distract you...

from the fact that the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead.


Watching the Superbowl at a sober living with 7 sober drug addicts

"That's also what I need to do; get away from the sack."



Watching the close score Superbowl with my father. Told him


Tom Brady missed his opportunity to head into retirement with a Superbowl win. You could say...

He dropped the ball.


They say history repeats itself...

But I never expected it to repeat itself so soon, let alone at the superbowl! I haven't seen a lead blown so bad since Hillary's 2016 Campaign!


Stop hating on the Patriots!

There are kids that are young enough that haven't seen their last superbowl victory!


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