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Must be able to afford it after cornering the teenage snack food market
He noticed a woman sitting next to the empty seat and made a remark about it to her. "Well, it was my husband's", she said. "But he died." "Oh my gosh!" He said. "I'm sorry for your loss, but I'm surprised that another friend or family member didn't jump at the chance to take the ticket." "Beats me", she said. "They all insisted on going to the funeral."
The Dallas Cowboys
Yeah go ravens. Ray lewis is litterly "killing" the other team. He is practicly "driving" through them. I think he is "drunk" with happiness.
He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.
The first guy pipes up and says 'Fuck. i got so drunk last night I blew chunks.' The second guy cuts him off nearly immediately screaming 'oh yeah? I was so drunk I emptied my bank account at the strip club after. I have no money to pay rent now.' The third guy laughs at both of them and said 'that's nothing. I was so wasted last night, I sold my car to a homeless guy for 50 cents.' Finally the first guy cuts them both off. 'You guys don't understand.....Chunks is my girlfriends golden retriever.'
Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
I'm just here so I won't get find.
was the only time a Lion will be in the Superbowl!
"No thanks, we'll pass"
Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)
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Hilary Clinton has decided to receive.
"That's also what I need to do; get away from the sack."
Boom.
...he said bowling is not so big in Europe.
He shrugged and said "My parents don't care about football so neither do I."
I told him that's terrible reasoning and said "Well, what if your parents were morons?"
"Oh, then I'd be a football fan."
If you're interested in going in my place, the wedding is at St. Peter's church and her name is Laura.
He can't finish a drive
(Yeah, late superbowl joke. I sowwie)
He turns off his xbox.
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
Russell "Nah, I'll pass"
Hopefully it's an apology.
from the fact that the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead.
*Super Bowl LI
But I never expected it to repeat itself so soon, let alone at the superbowl! I haven't seen a lead blown so bad since Hillary's 2016 Campaign!
She brought a spoon to the superbowl.
The Atlanta Falcons would also like to replay the 4th Quarter of the Superbowl
Turn of his xbox and go to bed.
but we can't forget the fact that the Falcons still blew a 25 point lead during the superbowl
A Superbowl.
Shamelessly stolen from: The Joker -Justice League Action.
I was drunk and I thought this was funny.
He told the quarterback to do 20 hail Marys.
The Eagles have won a Grammy.
There are kids that are young enough that haven't seen their last superbowl victory!
Man, that Ertz...
More than just the commercials would be Tide.
He dropped the ball.
I've seen stranger things.
Kylie Jenner should hand out some Pepsi to calm things down.
I still don't feel like buying any cars, eating any chips, drinking Budweiser or eating tide pods.
A Superbowl!
They've actually named this years superbowl in honor of his presidency....
Superbowl LIII
Because of the recent Arctic cold snap. Delta Airlines has been hiring de-icers in their Atlanta hub for the expected crowds at SuperBowl. Most of the jobs have been going to Flat Earthers, because by definition, they don't believe in *Global* Warming but are fine with Plane Warming.
He won his first Superbowl in standard definition.
That it was the worst superbowl ever
No offense.
Because the stadium is filled with fans.
They haven't yet announced who the Patriots will be playing.
He turns to the man sitting one over and says "wow, it's amazing to see an empty seat at the Superbowl."
The seated man says "It's my wife's seat, she'd come with me every year to the Superbowl but she passed away and couldn't make it this year.
The other man responds "Jesus, I'm so sorry to hear and sorry for your loss. But surely you could have found someone, a cousin, a family friend or anything.."
The seated man says "I could, but they're all at her funeral."
A good buddy of mine has 2 Super Bowl tickets, 40 yard line box seats 20 rows up. He paid $4,500 each but he didn't realize when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. Probably because of the extra game this year.
If you're interested, he's looking for someone to take his place...It's at Calvary church in San Clemente at 3pm. The bride's name is Nicole, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, very flexible and a decent cook too.
She'll be in the white dress.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the
tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't
understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you
mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was...
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"
After all, two quarters equals 50 Cent.
And that's why they brought out 50 Cent at halftime.
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