The Best 17 Superb Jokes
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Top 10 of the Funniest Superb Jokes and Puns
This was the most Superbowlly Super Bowl ever
*Super Bowl LI
My website just crashed from a huge influx of traffic today...
I wonder why so many people are interested in my superb owl, today of all days. I mean, he's really great and all, but he's just an owl.
Blonde and The Holy Man
Blonde: "I have heard that you can perform miracles. Can you demonstrate it to me?"
Holy Man: "Sure, why not. Remove your jeans, turn around and then bend down".
Blonde does as asked.
Holy Man: "Now can you feel my finger?"
Blonde: "Yes".
Holy Man: "But see, both my hands are up".
Blonde: "Wow. Superb".
My friend asked why I never used condoms
I said, "My pull out game is superb and condoms are expensive. You gotta keep a tight budget when you have 14 kids."
Why did Superboy never need a babysitter?
He always had super vision.
I don't care how great owls are
I'm not throwing some stupid party over a superb owl.
During this period of the pandemic, a group of extraordinarily thin people came together to form a band.
It was a massive success. They were the best in their fields. The violin, oh so melodious! The synth on point everytime. The acoustics, superb.
One time they were offered to perform a virtual concert. All the tickets sold out.
But when the time came for them to perform, they couldn't connect to the internet.
They did not have enough bandwidth.
Superbowl LIII is the only superbowl I've seen where fans of both teams got along and agreed
That it was the worst superbowl ever
People tell me that you shouldn't buy bootleg products because the quality isn't very good...
I disagree. I recently purchased a copy of the black keys newest album from a guy on the street. The quality of their #1 hit "Pyrite on the Ceiling" was superb.
I went to the Doctors today for a checkup
He told me that I had one of the best digestive systems he'd ever seen.
So today I'm celebrating superb bowel sunday.
Was this whole Superbowl a Tide ad?
I've seen stranger things.
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I always found Owls to be interesting
But I still can't figure out why the whole country is excited about this Superb Owl.
Is it just me, or are birds really popular lately?
I know several people who are having "superb owl" parties next month
Friday: hunting in the dark. Saturday: hunting in the dark. Sunday: hunting in the dark.
Yet another superb owl weekend.
Don't let this Superbowl distract you...
from the fact that the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead.
Superb Waiter
Our waiter went above and beyond his job description. He brought a lot to the table.
Superbowl Killing It
Yeah go ravens. Ray lewis is litterly "killing" the other team. He is practicly "driving" through them. I think he is "drunk" with happiness.
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