The Best 34 Super Sex Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Super Sex jokes. There are some super sex supervillain jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these super sex batgirl puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Super Sex Jokes and Puns

An old man is running through the halls of an old-folks home wearing a cape

and yelling "Super Sex! Super Sex!"

An old lady pokes her head out of her room and says,

"I'll have the soup."

Happy Birthday Henry

Old widower Henry is celebrating his 80th birthday in the retirement home, and his friends decide to hire a hooker to entertain him. So early that evening, a beautiful blond shows up at his door, and says "HI, I'm Susie, and I'm here to give you super sex."

Henry looks her over, thinks for a minute, and says "Eh, I'll take the soup."

So an old couple was getting ready for bed...

...when the old lady throws off her robe, revealing the skimpy negligee that she was wearing, jumps on her husband and yells "SUPER SEX!".

The man takes one look at his wife and says, "Well if you don't mind, I would like the soup."

Super Sex joke, So an old couple was getting ready for bed...

One of my buddies turned 90, so for a birthday surprise I sent a hooker to his apartment. When he opened the door, she introduced herself and informed him that she was there to give him super sex. His response...

I'll take the soup.

A man has his 98th birthday

A man has his 98th birthday. They wheel in a giant cake, and a sexy 21-year-old blonde jumps out.

She whispers to him "I can give you some super sex."

So the old man replies, "Well then, I'll have the soup."


Did you hear about the guy who accidently used super glue instead of lube while having sex?

He's now a man trapped in a woman's
body..

Whats an electrical engineers fave sex position?

The super position

Super Sex joke, Whats an electrical engineers fave sex position?

Birthday at the old-age home

So it's Phil's 90th birthday. All of the residents of the old-age home are there. Suddenly, two people come in with a huge "Happy Birthday" cake. The top of the cake opens up, and out pops a gorgeous busty blonde in a skimpy bikini. She goes over to Phil, sits on his lap, and says "It's your 90th birthday, and I'm here to give you super sex."

Phil looks at her and says "Please don't take this the wrong way, but at my age, I'd rather have the soup."

So it's an old man's 99th birthday...

...and his caretakers decide to hire a prostitute for him. So they find one who's into old guys and set it all up. She bursts into the old man's room, all sexed up and looking great. She walks up to him and seductively says: "Tonight, I'm going to give you some SUPER sex."

The old man looks at her and says, feebly: "... I'll take the soup!"

Today I was offered sex

I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl, in exchange I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with strong will power. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner, now available scented lemon or vanilla.

- Source - facebook though it was funny so I though I'd share.

Why can't we see photons having sex?

They do it in the super-position.

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Bert, the oldest guy at the company was retiring...

At his retirement party, as a surprise, a large cake was rolled out, and a sexy, scantly clad woman jumped out! The woman called him over and whispered, "Hey there sexy, you want some super sex tonight?"
"Well", said Bert, "that depends, what sort of soup?"

An elderly man hears a knock on his door...

He answers it to find a beautiful young woman standing there completely naked.

The woman says to the old man, "I'm here to give you super sex"

The old man replies, "I'll have the soup."

I got an escort for my grandpa's 100th birthday.

She said that she would give him super sex. He said "I'll take the soup."

I asked my wife for sex recently...

She said, "No, it's a super moon, not a blue one".

I was offered sex from a 21 year old girl today

In exchange for that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standing with strong will power. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner now available with lemon or vanilla.

Super Sex joke, I was offered sex from a 21 year old girl today

So i had sex with this heavier girl at a party last night...

I kinda feel bad cause she was super waisted.

Sex is just like drinking alcohol

at first it's super exciting and fun but eventually it's just something that's necessary for procreation.

A Wife Told His Husband She Would Give Him Super Sex

He said...

I'll take the soup.


It's a man's 80th birthday

His buddies decide to hire him a call girl as a gift. The wheel him into a hotel room and on the bed is a gorgeous blonde. His buddies leave the room and she says "I'm here to give you super sex!". The old man looks at her and says "I'll take the soup".

I was offered sex by a 22-year old woman in exchange that I'd advertise some detergent powder for her

Of course I said no because of my strong will power. Which is just as strong as Vanish. The super strong detergent powder now 20% off and available in scented vanilla or lemon.

So this guy sends his dad a hooker for his 80th birthday..

She bangs on the door and he opens it. Squinting at her he asks what she wants. She's replies that she's there for super sex. He says, I'll take the soup.

I recently had sex with a super model near the goal line.

I was inside the 10.

Super Dave Seinfeld Joke

A woman is vary afraid of the size of her opening, so she goes to her mother asking what I'm going to do ...

I'm so big down there when I merry my man he's going to divorce me !

Mother says: Don't worry sweetheart, do what i do when i married your father, go to the market, get some raw liver and put it down there and he will never know the difference !

So she does that and had 8 hours of sex after her marriage. The morning after she wakes up she found a note from her husband under the pillow.

The note says: I love you darling, my heart beaten so hard last night I was afraid I was going to wake you up. Now I'm going to work so I can buy you a house, a car and all the stuff you want ! I can't wait to see you again after work !

P.S. - YOUR CUNT IS IN THE SINK !

Quantum physicists have the best sex.

They know all the super positions.

I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today.

I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.ο»Ώ

My buddies dad got a sex change and started telling me all about his life's secrets...

He was super trans-parent.

Soup or sex?

For his birthday, an old man's nephews secretly hire a call girl for him. When he answers the door she's standing there in a slinky black dress. She says, I'm here to give you super sex.

After thinking for a minute the old man replies, I guess I'll have the soup.

The 90th birthday

An elderly man is celebrating his 90th birthday down at the nursing home and all his friends decide to surprise him by getting him a present. So they wheel in this massive cake and out pops a beautiful young women who looks at the old man and says:
"Hi, I can give you some super sex!"
So the old man says "Well uuuh... I guess I'll take the soup"

Super sex NSFW

A man walks into a Thai massage parlour to get a full body massage, a lady comes and massages him all over the man gets the best massage of his life as the massage comes to an end the lady says to him would you like the super sex he says he exhausted and hasn't eaten all day and that he'll take the soup

I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today…

In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a man with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available in lemon and vanilla scents!

For his birthday, an old man's nephews secretly hire a call girl for him.

When he answers the door she's standing there in a slinky black dress. She says, I'm here to give you super sex.

After thinking for a minute the old man replies, I guess I'll have the soup.

Can't go wrong with soup

For his birthday, an old man's nephews secretly hire a call girl for him. When he answers the door she's standing there in a slinky black dress. She says, I'm here to give you super sex.
After thinking for a minute the old man replies, I guess I'll have the soup. Β 

On his 90th birthday his friends chipped in to hire a hooker.

On his 90th birthday his friends chipped in to hire a hooker.

She danced seductively, then sat on his lap.

She whispered in his ear "I'm here to give you super sex!"

The man thought about it and then asked her "what kind of soup?"

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