Super Mario Jokes

45 super mario jokes and hilarious super mario puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about super mario that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Super Mario Short Jokes

Short super mario jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The super mario humour may include short mario luigi jokes also.

  1. Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more? He kept trying to shave the princess.
  2. What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros? A cow can't be milked for over 30 years
  3. I love Toad from Super Mario you know, the little guy with the mushroom head. He always made me laugh.
    He's a real fungi.
  4. My friend thought he was better Super Mario player than me... But he was wrong on so many levels.
  5. When Mario collects coins with his cap in Super Mario Odissey,... you for sure know he is very _cappytalistic._
  6. What kind of material is Super Mario's pants made out of??? A: Denim Denim Denim.
    (Said with the voice inflection of the music for when he goes underground)
  7. My friend told me he's never heard of Super Mario. "Really?" I asked.
    "Nope. Never." He signed.
  8. What did Super Mario's French teacher say when Mario mispronounced the word for "friend"? It's \_ami\_ Mario!
  9. Super Mario is the most diverse video game character. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
  10. Super Smash What did Luigi say to Mario after losing at Super Smash?
    Can we have a Wii-match?

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Super Mario One Liners

Which super mario one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with super mario? I can suggest the ones about mario and luigi and mario kart.

  1. Whats Super Mario's Favorite Website? Yahoo!
  2. What type of overalls does Super Mario wear? Denimdenimdenim
  3. Why couldn't Super Mario surf the web? Because Browser wouldn't let him.
  4. What's super marios favorite type of fabric? Denim denim denim.
  5. What's the first amendment in Super Mario's constitution? Freedom of Peach
  6. My dad used to beat me every night HORSE, chess, Super Mario..
  7. Super mario bros. 3 blew so hard All my n64 cartridges started working again
  8. What game do flat-earthers hate? Super Mario galaxy!
  9. What Football (soccer) Cup does Super Mario compete in? Koopa Italia
  10. What's the best hotel? Super Mario 64, it has 120 stars!
  11. I played thru Super Mario World with an Asian guy. It was Wong on so many levels.
  12. In the Super Mario Bros movie, instead of a gag reel, did they have...
  13. What type of pants does Mario where? (Super Mario Brothers) *"Denim Denim Denim"*
  14. Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
  15. what kind of pants does super mario wear? denimdenimdenim

Howlingly Hilarious Super Mario Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about super mario you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mario and peach jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make super mario pranks.

Someone should design cargo shorts for the ghost in the Super Mario games...

Y'know, Boo-Khakis.

Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.

I'll teach you how to beat Super Mario 64.

But first, let's talk about parallel universes.

What do you call Mario and Luigi after they've had too many drinks?

Super Smashed Brothers.

What is French Super Mario's favorite board game?

Le Ouija