The Best 26 Super Mario Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Super Mario jokes. There are some super mario jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these super mario puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Super Mario Jokes and Puns

Whats Super Mario's Favorite Website?


What type of overalls does Super Mario wear?


Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

Why couldn't Super Mario surf the web?

Because Browser wouldn't let him.

What's super marios favorite type of fabric?

Denim denim denim.

What's the first amendment in Super Mario's constitution?

Freedom of Peach

I love Toad from Super Mario

you know, the little guy with the mushroom head. He always made me laugh.

He's a real fungi.

My dad used to beat me every night

HORSE, chess, Super Mario..

Super mario bros. 3 blew so hard

All my n64 cartridges started working again

My friend thought he was better Super Mario player than me...

But he was wrong on so many levels.

You can explore super mario reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean super mario dad jokes. There are also super mario puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

When Mario collects coins with his cap in Super Mario Odissey,...

you for sure know he is very _cappytalistic._

What kind of material is Super Mario's pants made out of???

A: Denim Denim Denim.

(Said with the voice inflection of the music for when he goes underground)

My friend told me he's never heard of Super Mario.

"Really?" I asked.
"Nope. Never." He signed.

What did Super Mario's French teacher say when Mario mispronounced the word for "friend"?

It's \_ami\_ Mario!

What game do flat-earthers hate?

Super Mario galaxy!

What Football (soccer) Cup does Super Mario compete in?

Koopa Italia

Super Mario is the most diverse video game character.

He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Super Smash

What did Luigi say to Mario after losing at Super Smash?

Can we have a Wii-match?

What's the best hotel?

Super Mario 64, it has 120 stars!

Someone should design cargo shorts for the ghost in the Super Mario games...

Y'know, Boo-Khakis.

I played thru Super Mario World with an Asian guy.

It was Wong on so many levels.

In the Super Mario Bros movie, instead of a gag reel, did they have...

What type of pants does Mario where? (Super Mario Brothers)

*"Denim Denim Denim"*

Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.

Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the super mario jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working super mario piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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