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Funniest Super Short Jokes

Short super jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The super humour may include short supper jokes also.

  1. Caitlyn Jenner becomes a super hero but doesn't know what group to join... She's still deciding whether to be an Ex-men or a Trans-former
  2. For my cake day, a joke I made up as a kid: Why is Aquaman such a dedicated super hero? Because he was born with a sense of porpoise.
  3. I think the most patriotic part of the entire super bowl was Rihanna's halftime performance Because there's nothing more American than for a woman to work while she's pregnant.
  4. How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time, on dragon Ball Z!
  5. My girlfriend threw a bottle of Omega 3 capsules at me. It's OK though, I only have super fish oil injuries.
  6. What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? The first is a super hero, the other is simply a command.
    PS: It's a joke, women are awesome.
  7. A telephone rang. "Hello! Is your phone number 444-4444?" "Yes, it is," came the reply.
    "Thank Goodness! Could you call 911 for me? I super-glued my finger to the phone."
  8. I was hit by a truck carrying a bunch of Omega 3 capsules It's okay, I only sustained super fish oil injuries
  9. The next time your wife gets angry... put a cape (or bath towel) over her shoulders then tell her: "Now, you're Super Angry!"
    Maybe she'll laugh...or maybe you'll die.
  10. My girlfriend asked me, "If you could have any super-power, which one would you have?" I said, "America."

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Super One Liners

Which super one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with super? I can suggest the ones about awesome and semi.

  1. Super Bowl Halftime At halftime it's Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0
  2. If Caitlyn Jenner were a super hero, what team would she be on? The Ex-Men.
  3. What do you call fifty guys watching the Super Bowl? The Detroit Lions.
  4. What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over? Watch the second half.
  5. The Minnesota Vikings walk into a bar To watch the Super Bowl
  6. What do you call a super hero completely made of ice? Justice
  7. I already know what the score will be in the Super Bowl before the game even starts. 0-0
  8. This was the most Superbowlly Super Bowl ever *Super Bowl LI
  9. Q: What do Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl? A: Turn off the XBox.
  10. Anyone see 50 cent perform at the Super Bowl? Inflation is real
  11. 1 in 10 men is gay and 10 men in 1 man is super gay
  12. Anyone wanna buy a Delorean? It has super low milage
    I only drive it from time to time!
  13. Have you heard about the one-armed super hero? He single handedly stops crime.
  14. What happens to your eyesight when you have kids? You get adult super vision
  15. What's the strongest color? Super Cyan

Super Bowl Jokes

Here is a list of funny super bowl jokes and even better super bowl puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I am from the future I can predict the score of the super bowl LVII before it starts... 0-0
  • I totally forgot the Super Bowl was tonight! Don't worry; so did the ~~Patriots~~ Falcons.
  • Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50? Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.
  • What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? He turns off the PlayStation.
  • Ever wonder why Dallas Cowboy fans are so rich? Because they never have to pay for super bowl tickets!
  • "Son, what would happen if neither team won the Super Bowl?" "It's a Tide ad."
  • Fun Super Bowl Game: Every time they show Ray Lewis on the screen, stab someone in your party and then deny it was you.
  • What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV? The Patriots
  • They said that the Super Bowl was going to be exciting. But that was a LIII.
  • What do the Super Bowl and a doctor's office have in common? Aaron Rodgers won't get a shot at either.

Super Power Jokes

Here is a list of funny super power jokes and even better super power puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Professor X: What's your super power? Mutant: Hindsight
    Professor X: That's not going to help us at all
    Mutant: Yes, I see that now
  • Even at school they thought I had special powers; what was the phrase… 'Constant super-vision.'
  • My brother asked me which super power I'd like Apparently the united states wasn't a good answer.
  • My Psychology Professor asked me what Super Power I would like to have... Apparently "Cold War Era Russia" is not an acceptable answer.
  • Luke cage In marvels luke cage everyone thinks that luke has super powers because he's bullet proof.
    But bullet proof black people isn't a super power it's straight up evolution.
  • It's hard to make good Power Rangers jokes. Most of the time, they feel Super Megaforced.
  • Professor X: whats your super power? Me: Hindsight.
    Professor x: that wont help us.
    Me: Yes I see that now
  • Which is the most powerful colour? Super Cyan
  • We call my grandpa "Spider-Man" He doesn't have any super powers, he just finds it hard to get out of the bath
  • What was the radioactive senior citizen's super power? Gramma Rays
Super joke, What was the radioactive senior citizen's super power?

Super Mario Jokes

Here is a list of funny super mario jokes and even better super mario puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Whats Super Mario's Favorite Website? Yahoo!
  • What type of overalls does Super Mario wear? Denimdenimdenim
  • Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more? He kept trying to shave the princess.
  • Why couldn't Super Mario surf the web? Because Browser wouldn't let him.
  • What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros? A cow can't be milked for over 30 years
  • What's super marios favorite type of fabric? Denim denim denim.
  • What's the first amendment in Super Mario's constitution? Freedom of Peach
  • I love Toad from Super Mario you know, the little guy with the mushroom head. He always made me laugh.
    He's a real fungi.
  • My dad used to beat me every night HORSE, chess, Super Mario..
  • Super mario bros. 3 blew so hard All my n64 cartridges started working again

Super Glue Jokes

Here is a list of funny super glue jokes and even better super glue puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I replaced my best friend's lipstick with super glue. She's not speaking to me
  • I accidentally passed my Wife the super-glue instead of her Lipstick.. She hasn't spoken to me for days.
  • My wife holds grudges over the smallest things. She asked me to pass her the lip balm, and by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue. Even after a few weeks, she's still not speaking to me
  • Women really know how to hold a grudge. My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm.
    And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue.
    It's been a month now and she's still not speaking to me!
  • My wife asked me to hand her a tube of lipstick, but I mistakenly handed her a tube of Super Glue Now she won't talk to me.
  • So a dart player came up to me and said "Why did u put super glue on my dart? '... I said "You can't just let it go can you"
  • My boys and I plan to rob the super glue factory.. By the way the plan looks, things will be hard to pull off.
  • Did you hear about the guy who made an outfit out of super glue? It was hard to pull off.
  • My wife asked me to pass the lip balm.... ...by mistake I gave her the super glue and now she wont talk to me.
  • I was really unsuccessful and unpopular until I stood on a globe covered in super glue. Now I have the world at my feet.
Super joke, I was really unsuccessful and unpopular until I stood on a globe covered in super glue.

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Cheeky Super Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about super you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean ultimate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make super prank.

Did you hear Mary Poppins stopped wearing lipstick whilst giving head?

Apparently the super colour fragile lipstick makes the d**... atrocious.

Gandhi...

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ....A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

They say that 1 out of a group of 5 guys is gay....

I'm really hoping it's Jake, because he's *super cute*.

So an old couple was getting ready for bed...

...when the old lady throws off her robe, revealing the skimpy negligee that she was wearing, jumps on her husband and yells "SUPER s**...!".
The man takes one look at his wife and says, "Well if you don't mind, I would like the soup."

The Super Bowl

Surprised to see an empty seat at the Super Bowl, a diehard fan remarked about it to a woman sitting nearby.
"It was my husband's," the woman explained, "but he died."
"I'm very sorry," said the man. "Yet I'm really surprised that another relative, or friend, didnt jump at the chance to take the seat reserved for him."
"Beats me," she said. "They all insisted on going to the f**...."

So the Bears were looking for a new quarterback.

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.
KABOOM!
He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.
KA-BLOOEY!
Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.
BULLS-EYE!
"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"
So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.
The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.
"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
"I don't want to talk to you", the old Muslim woman says."You are not my son!"
"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."
"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get r**...!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago !!!!

My friend got jury duty

So I drove him down to the courthouse. He came out 5 minutes later and said we could go. I said "How did you do that?" He said it was easy, just pretend to be super racist and they let you go. So I tried it myself a couple weeks later.
Apparently it doesn't work if you're the defendant.

Why doesn't Superman need a boss? (OC)

He already has supervision.

Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me!

I only received super fish oil injuries, but still...

My ex girlfriend and I had a safe word...

So when things would get a little too rough in the bedroom, she'd yell, "Marry me!" and I would pull out, leave her apartment, and not call her for a few weeks. Super safe.

The very spiritual Gandhi walked everywhere, leaving him with impressive calluses. And he ate very little, which made him rather frail. His odd diet also plagued him with bad breath. I guess you could say.....

That he was a super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

I was in the supermarket when I got a message on my phone telling me there were 24 singles in my area,

Think I'm going to delete the Kraft Cheese app.

How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because PETA can't change anything.
-A joke I found inside the game manual for Super Meat Boy for Steam.

Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, was quite skinny, and apparently had bad breath.

That'd make him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

A man goes into a job interview

A man goes into a job interview, and presents himself well.
The employer is shocked at how professional he is, "Wow, you have an incredible resume, and present yourself fantastically, but you seem to be missing 5 years on this part of your resume. What happened there?"
The man replied "Oh that's when I went to Yale."
The employer is even more impressed. "That's great, you're hired!"
The man is super happy and says "Yay I got a yob!"

Who is Cap'n Crunch's superior Officer?

General Mills

Someone hit me in the head with a bottle of omega 3 tablets the other day.

It's OK, it was just a super fish oil wound

I asked my wife for s**... recently...

She said, "No, it's a super moon, not a blue one".

A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, Get out! We don't serve your kind here.

The superconductor left without resistance.

Wife calls her scientist husband...

"Honey.. Its Saturday.. you're late..."
"I'm busy with my team in an experiment"
"Whats that?"
"We've just added a derivative of C2H5OH with ambiant temperature H2O and aqueous CO2. To cool this mixture added some super low temperature, solidified H2O, now while waiting for some protein, we are fumigating the lab with vapours of nicotine...
It's 4 or 5 round experiment.. So I will be late."
"Oh dear.. I won't disturb you. Take your time.."

Y'know Mahatma Gandhi?

Well, he walked a lot, and that means he had really calloused feet.
He also had an odd diet, that didn't consist of much, which made him frail.
This diet also gave him very bad breath.
This made him...
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

If I could be any super hero, I think I'd be Aluminium Man.

My superpower would be foiling crime.

What does Superman and a Blood gang member who lost his gun have in common?

Neither one of them want to see a Kryptonite...

What do Superman and Bloods have in common?

They're both getting killed by a Kryptonite.

Someone threw some Omega 3 tablets at my head the other day

I'm ok though, my injuries were only super fish oil
*I'll see myself out*

I was offered s**... from a 21 year old girl today

In exchange for that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standing with strong will power. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner now available with lemon or vanilla.

Superman once arm wrestled Chuck Norris

Loser had to wear their underwear outside their pants.

Somebody just threw a load of Omega 3 pills at me...

Don't worry though, I only suffered super fish oil injuries..

I was amazed

As I get older, I never stop learning new things every day. I'm a new dad and the other day I was changing my baby when all of a sudden my kid rolls off of the changing table. As if animal instincts kicked into me in that split moment, or super powers of sorts, I swoop down with lightning speed and catch him INCHES off of the ground! Still to this day I'm amazed; I had no idea babies could bounce that high off of marbled flooring.

I think everyone has a superiority complex

except for me

Why does Superman have a lower case "s" on his chest?

Because not all heroes wear caps.

Co-worker asked me, "If Batman, who is a regular human but with gadgets, teamed up with Superman, who has supernatural powers, and they fought against Iron Man, another regular human with gadgets, who teamed up with Thor, who has super powers, who would be the winners?"

"Your parents when you move out."

A man is attending the Super Bowl, when he notices an empty seat.

Thinking this to be strange, the man asks the person sitting next to the empty seat if he knows who sits there. The guy replies: Well, I bought two tickets for my wife and I a long time ago, but she passed away. So the man asks: Couldn't you have brought someone else?
"They're all at the f**...."

Smart first grader

A first-grade teacher can't believe her student isn't hepped-up about the Super Bowl. It's a huge event. Why aren't you excited?
Because I'm not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too, says the student.
Well, that's a lousy reason, says the teacher. What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?
Then I'd be a football fan.

Julie Andrews withdraws her endorsement

Julie Andrews will no longer be endorsing Revlon Vibrant Shades lipstick, as she claims it breaks too easily and makes her breath smell.
In a statement she said, "The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis."

My dad's favorite. (Get the groan ready)

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and...with his odd diet...he suffered from bad breath.
This made him...
...a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

I ate at Mary Poppin's Restaurant last night...

Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious

I realised at the last minute that i forgot my protective goggles at the nuclear test facility this morning. My line manager saved my vision and shielded me from the intense light!

He's my super visor

Have you heard about the new super sensitive condoms?

They hang around after the guy leaves and talk to the woman.

A married couple has two beautiful children.

They are getting a third one but this time the child is super ugly.
So the man asks his wife: "Honey, did you cheat on me?"
The woman replies: "Not this time."

The next time your gf gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and exlaim:

Now you're SUPER ANGRY
Maybe she'll laugh
Maybe you'll die

I was offered s**... with a 21 year old girl today.

I was offered s**... with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.

Women really do hold grudges over the smallest things...

My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm and I accidentally gave her a tube of super glue. It's been a week now and she's still not talking to me.

A man goes to the Super Bowl but his tickets are for the upper tier. He spots an open seat on the 50-yard line and grabs it.

The guy sitting next to him says, Actually, this seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been together since we got married in 1967.
I'm sorry to hear that, says the first man. Couldn't you find a friend or relative to come with you?
Nope, replies the second guy. Everyone's at the f**....

I used to sell home security systems.

It was super easy.
I went door to door and If the customer wasn't home, I'd just leave my brochure and business card on their dining room table.

How do you sneak into a school for ghosts?

Just act super natural.

I was offered s**... with a 21 year old girl today…

In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a man with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available in lemon and vanilla scents!

Someone threw a giant bottle of omega-3 pills at me

I'm fine- I only suffered super fish oil injuries

For his birthday, an old man's nephews secretly hire a call girl for him.

When he answers the door she's standing there in a slinky black dress. She says, I'm here to give you super s**....
After thinking for a minute the old man replies, I guess I'll have the soup.

Making a deep dish pizza is surprisingly super easy!

It's a pizza cake!

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.

He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

I was just struck in the head by a flying bottle of omega 3 pills!

.... luckily, my wounds were only super fish oil.

Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious.

Now, we all know that Mahatma Gandhi didn't wear shoes when he walked, so he had rather large calluses on his feet. He also did not eat much, making him rather frail, and due to his diet, his breath was unpleasant, to say the least.
He was a super-callused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.

This girl ran up to me at the cemetery and said "I need to pass through the cemetery but I'm scared to walk alone. Can you walk with me across?"

I said "Oh yeah of course. Don't worry, I used to be super scared of cemeteries when I was alive too."

Professor X asks a girl, "what is your mutant power?"

Girl replies: "I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!"
She points up and says: "3 pulls"
Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.
Professor X: "Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power..."
Girl: "Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics"
Professor X, still standing: "Oh my god"

What do you call a pig that is cold and growling?

A Ham-Brrr-Grrr.
I made this joke when I was 11. I remember being super proud lol.

In every friend group, apparently 1 out of 10 people are gay.

I hope it's Tyler, he's super cute.

Professor X asks a girl, "what is your mutant power?"

Girl replies: "I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!"
She points up and says: "3 pulls"
Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.
Professor X: "Yeah that's cool and all, but not really a super power..."
Girl: "Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics"
Professor X, still standing: "OH. MY. GODDD !!!!"

Super joke, Professor X asks a girl, "what is your mutant power?"

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