Following is our collection of funny Super Glue jokes. There are some super glue jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these super glue puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm and I accidentally gave her a tube of super glue. It's been a week now and she's still not talking to me.
She's not speaking to me
She hasn't spoken to me for days.
He's now a man trapped in a woman's
body..
Even after a few weeks, she's still not speaking to me
My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm.
And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue.
It's been a month now and she's still not speaking to me!
Now she won't talk to me.
I said "You can't just let it go can you"
By the way the plan looks, things will be hard to pull off.
I asked her how it happened, but sadly her lips were sealed.
It was hard to pull off.
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It was horrible. My model airplane kept slipping apart.
...by mistake I gave her the super glue and now she wont talk to me.
Women really know how to hold a grudge. My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm. And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue. It's been a month now and she's still not speaking to me!
Now I have the world at my feet.
Salesman: "Can I see your dad?"
Johnny: "No, he's in the shower."
Salesman: "What about your mother? Can I see her?"
Johnny: "Nope. She's in the shower, too."
Salesman: "Do you think they'll be out soon?"
Johnny: "Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead."
He still can't let it go...
for a tube of super glue. I asked her how it happened... her lips were sealed.
girls can't get over anything, she still can't even look at me!
It brought us closer
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the super glue jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working super glue piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.