The Best 20 Super Glue Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Super Glue jokes. There are some super glue jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these super glue puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Super Glue Jokes and Puns

Women really do hold grudges over the smallest things...

My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm and I accidentally gave her a tube of super glue. It's been a week now and she's still not talking to me.

I replaced my best friend's lipstick with super glue.

She's not speaking to me

I accidentally passed my Wife the super-glue instead of her Lipstick..

She hasn't spoken to me for days.

Did you hear about the guy who accidently used super glue instead of lube while having sex?

He's now a man trapped in a woman's
body..

My wife holds grudges over the smallest things. She asked me to pass her the lip balm, and by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue.

Even after a few weeks, she's still not speaking to me


Women really know how to hold a grudge.

My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm.

And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue.

It's been a month now and she's still not speaking to me!

My wife asked me to hand her a tube of lipstick, but I mistakenly handed her a tube of Super Glue

Now she won't talk to me.

So a dart player came up to me and said "Why did u put super glue on my dart? '...

I said "You can't just let it go can you"

My boys and I plan to rob the super glue factory..

By the way the plan looks, things will be hard to pull off.

I once met a girl who confused a tube of KY Jelly with super glue

I asked her how it happened, but sadly her lips were sealed.

Did you hear about the guy who made an outfit out of super glue?

It was hard to pull off.

You can explore super glue reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean super glue dad jokes. There are also super glue puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I confused a tube of super glue with a tube of lube

It was horrible. My model airplane kept slipping apart.

My wife asked me to pass the lip balm....

...by mistake I gave her the super glue and now she wont talk to me.

The result of a silly mistake...

Women really know how to hold a grudge. My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm. And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue. It's been a month now and she's still not speaking to me!

I was really unsuccessful and unpopular until I stood on a globe covered in super glue.

Now I have the world at my feet.

A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers.



Salesman: "Can I see your dad?"

Johnny: "No, he's in the shower."

Salesman: "What about your mother? Can I see her?"

Johnny: "Nope. She's in the shower, too."

Salesman: "Do you think they'll be out soon?"

Johnny: "Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead."

My friend is still mad at me for putting super glue on his baseball 10 years ago.

He still can't let it go...

I once knew a girl who confused a tube of KY jelly...

for a tube of super glue. I asked her how it happened... her lips were sealed.

The other day I replaced my sister's eye drops with super glue as a prank

girls can't get over anything, she still can't even look at me!


I tried to use super glue as lube

It brought us closer

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the super glue jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working super glue piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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