Super Glue Jokes
28 super glue jokes and hilarious super glue puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about super glue that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Super Glue Short Jokes
Short super glue jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The super glue humour may include short superglue jokes also.
- I accidentally passed my Wife the super-glue instead of her Lipstick.. She hasn't spoken to me for days.
- My wife holds grudges over the smallest things. She asked me to pass her the lip balm, and by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue. Even after a few weeks, she's still not speaking to me
- Women really know how to hold a grudge. My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm.
And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue.
It's been a month now and she's still not speaking to me! - My wife asked me to hand her a tube of lipstick, but I mistakenly handed her a tube of Super Glue Now she won't talk to me.
- So a dart player came up to me and said "Why did u put super glue on my dart? '... I said "You can't just let it go can you"
- My boys and I plan to rob the super glue factory.. By the way the plan looks, things will be hard to pull off.
- My wife asked me to pass the lip balm.... ...by mistake I gave her the super glue and now she wont talk to me.
- I was really unsuccessful and unpopular until I stood on a globe covered in super glue. Now I have the world at my feet.
- My friend is still mad at me for putting super glue on his baseball 10 years ago. He still can't let it go...
- The other day I replaced my sister's eye drops with super glue as a prank girls can't get over anything, she still can't even look at me!
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Super Glue One Liners
Which super glue one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with super glue? I can suggest the ones about glue and duck tape.
- I replaced my best friend's lipstick with super glue. She's not speaking to me
- Did you hear about the guy who made an outfit out of super glue? It was hard to pull off.
- How do you make a Jewish community frustrated? Super glue a coin to the pavement.
- What happens to gay horses when they die? They become "super" glue!
- I tried to use super glue as l**... It brought us closer
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What funny jokes about super glue you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean duct tape jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make super glue pranks.
Women really do hold grudges over the smallest things...
My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm and I accidentally gave her a tube of super glue. It's been a week now and she's still not talking to me.
Did you hear about the guy who accidently used super glue instead of l**... while having s**...?
He's now a man trapped in a woman's
body..
I once met a girl who confused a tube of k**... Jelly with super glue
I asked her how it happened, but sadly her lips were sealed.
I confused a tube of super glue with a tube of l**...
It was horrible. My model airplane kept slipping apart.
A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers.
Salesman: "Can I see your dad?"
Johnny: "No, he's in the shower."
Salesman: "What about your mother? Can I see her?"
Johnny: "Nope. She's in the shower, too."
Salesman: "Do you think they'll be out soon?"
Johnny: "Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead."
The result of a silly mistake...
Women really know how to hold a grudge. My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm. And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue. It's been a month now and she's still not speaking to me!
I once knew a girl who confused a tube of k**... jelly...
for a tube of super glue. I asked her how it happened... her lips were sealed.
What kind of glue do g**... use?
SUPER GLUE!
or glitter glue would also be an acceptable answer