Following is our collection of funny Supe jokes. There are some supe superhero jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these supe war puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Surprised to see an empty seat at the Super Bowl, a diehard fan remarked about it to a woman sitting nearby.
"It was my husband's," the woman explained, "but he died."
"I'm very sorry," said the man. "Yet I'm really surprised that another relative, or friend, didnt jump at the chance to take the seat reserved for him."
"Beats me," she said. "They all insisted on going to the funeral."
because the cashier is always checking me out.
Watch the second half.
What did the super smart dude say to the moron?
It couldn't resist.
He already has supervision.
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE!
(I really hope this isn't a repost)
It's literally my ONLY flaw.
Eggs-aisle.
Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!
Think I'm going to delete the Kraft Cheese app.
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I can only do it when I'm soba.
...instructed an employee to give the dolls 'test tickles'. The dolls were recalled for being anatomically correct.
When I checked the oven, she wasn't quite done.
only one but it takes him 5 episodes.
General Mills
The X men!
I asked, "Are you two an item?"
Just a bunch people arguing whose fictional character is the best.
The superconductor left without resistance.
My superpower would be foiling crime.
Neither one of them want to see a Kryptonite...
...Unfortunately it's on a knead to dough basis
They're both getting killed by a Kryptonite.
A buddy of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl. Box seats plus airfare, accommodation, etc., but he didn't realize when he bought them that this is going to be on the same day as his wedding - so he can't go.
If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St. Peter's Church, in New York City, at 5 p.m. Her name's Louise. She's 5' 6", about 120 lbs., good cook, makes $130,000 a year! She will be the one in the white dress."
*this was forwarded to me by my dad just now, never heard before, thought was worthwhile for a chuckle.
*Super Bowl LI
Just ice.
Loser had to wear their underwear outside their pants.
...Being invisible to girls
except for me
The Flash
The X-Men
"I wish I could help" was probably not the appropriate response
Because not all heroes wear caps.
Supervision.
Captain Vietnam
Because he can't go near crypto@night
He always has an 'S' cape
He always had super vision.
Peter comes very drunk home late at night. He wakes his sleeping wife: Emily wake up! You know what just happened!?
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No , she replies sleepily.
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I went to the toilet and the light switched on all by itself. And when I went out of there, the light switched off again without me having to do anything. I think I'm getting super powers!
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Emily replies groans: Oh no, Peter! You pig, you just peed into the fridge again!!!
He can only see his kids with super vision now.
Five
Two in the front
Two in the back
And Peter Parker in the ash tray
... once...
His Class Action Suit
He's in his crypt tonight.
Luckily, there shouldn't be any Brees though.
At halftime it's Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0
That it was the worst superbowl ever
But that was a LIII.
I just don't know why.
I got really nervous, said absolutely nothing, and strictly avoided eye-contact at all costs...
...no matter what party wins, they still get invited to it.
In a supermarket Ivan lost sight of his wife. He comes up to a nice young lady and asks, "Will you talk with me for a couple of minutes, please?"
"Why should I?"
"It's always the same -- as soon as I get into talking with a pretty woman my wife abruptly pops up from out of nowhere.
Because he can't go to the Krypt Tonight.
But he's dead now.
But just once.
Now, we all know that Mahatma Gandhi didn't wear shoes when he walked, so he had rather large calluses on his feet. He also did not eat much, making him rather frail, and due to his diet, his breath was unpleasant, to say the least.
He was a super-callused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.
What's your name? - Autocorrector.
— HAHAHA! Are you Sirius?
What's your super powder? Wait a minion... what the help is happy ninja to me? PLEATS MAKE IT DUCKING STOP!
am surprised you could even swallow one!
...and I'm a stoned cold killer!"
That way I could foil the bad guys
Batman
He can't do anything without supervision.
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We suggest to use only working supe superheroes piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.