Following is our collection of funny Supe jokes. There are some supe superhero jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these supe war puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Surprised to see an empty seat at the Super Bowl, a diehard fan remarked about it to a woman sitting nearby.
"It was my husband's," the woman explained, "but he died."
"I'm very sorry," said the man. "Yet I'm really surprised that another relative, or friend, didnt jump at the chance to take the seat reserved for him."
"Beats me," she said. "They all insisted on going to the funeral."
because the cashier is always checking me out.
Watch the second half.
What did the super smart dude say to the moron?
It couldn't resist.
He already has supervision.
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE!
(I really hope this isn't a repost)
It's literally my ONLY flaw.
Eggs-aisle.
Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!
Think I'm going to delete the Kraft Cheese app.
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...instructed an employee to give the dolls 'test tickles'. The dolls were recalled for being anatomically correct.
When I checked the oven, she wasn't quite done.
only one but it takes him 5 episodes.
General Mills
The X men!
I asked, "Are you two an item?"
Just a bunch people arguing whose fictional character is the best.
The superconductor left without resistance.
My superpower would be foiling crime.
Neither one of them want to see a Kryptonite...
...Unfortunately it's on a knead to dough basis
They're both getting killed by a Kryptonite.
A buddy of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl. Box seats plus airfare, accommodation, etc., but he didn't realize when he bought them that this is going to be on the same day as his wedding - so he can't go.
If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St. Peter's Church, in New York City, at 5 p.m. Her name's Louise. She's 5' 6", about 120 lbs., good cook, makes $130,000 a year! She will be the one in the white dress."
*this was forwarded to me by my dad just now, never heard before, thought was worthwhile for a chuckle.
*Super Bowl LI
Just ice.
Loser had to wear their underwear outside their pants.
except for me
The X-Men
Because not all heroes wear caps.
Supervision.
Captain Vietnam
Because he can't go near crypto@night
He always has an 'S' cape
He always had super vision.
Peter comes very drunk home late at night. He wakes his sleeping wife: Emily wake up! You know what just happened!?
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No , she replies sleepily.
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I went to the toilet and the light switched on all by itself. And when I went out of there, the light switched off again without me having to do anything. I think I'm getting super powers!
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Emily replies groans: Oh no, Peter! You pig, you just peed into the fridge again!!!
He can only see his kids with super vision now.
Five
Two in the front
Two in the back
And Peter Parker in the ash tray
... once...
His Class Action Suit
Luckily, there shouldn't be any Brees though.
At halftime it's Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0
But that was a LIII.
I just don't know why.
I got really nervous, said absolutely nothing, and strictly avoided eye-contact at all costs...
But just once.
Now, we all know that Mahatma Gandhi didn't wear shoes when he walked, so he had rather large calluses on his feet. He also did not eat much, making him rather frail, and due to his diet, his breath was unpleasant, to say the least.
He was a super-callused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.
...and I'm a stoned cold killer!"
That way I could foil the bad guys
They're trying a new thing: immersion! For example, when you stop by the deli you can smell fresh grass and hear cows mooing, at the fish section you smell sea salt and feel a small bit of spray on your face, and at the fruit stall you can see mist on the apples, and smell fields of oranges and pears.
I don't get toilet roll there anymore.
But Clark Kent
Clark Kent: *puts glasses on table*
Lois Lane: Is that our table? I don't recognize it.
because Elon loves his Crypto.
I was trimming my nails when my Grandfather said with a sigh "You should not cut your nails on Thursdays".
I had never adhered to these superstition but out of curiosity I asked, "What happens when I cut my nails on Thursday?"
He explained, "You see the weekend starts tomorrow Friday, Saturday and Sunday. It's difficult to open the beer cans and the Lays packs without the nails."
Moral: Some superstitions do have a scientific basis!
Me: Why?! What happened at 9?
A man applies to be a superhero as a part of the X-Men
When asked what his superpower is, the man replies "Hindsight".
The doctor says "That won't be of any use to us".
The man replies, "Yes, I see that now".
Neil before Zod.
Last minute I realize but a friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl in Inglewood, CA at SOFI stadium Tomorrow.
They are box seats that he spent $8,500 a piece for which includes a ride from the airport, open bar, and a pass to the winners locker room.
What he did not realize was last year when he purchased them that this is the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.
It's at St. Paul's church at 3 pm. Her name is Ashley and she is 5'5 and about a 110 pounds. She is a good cook and enjoys the outdoors.
The loser had to wear his underwear over his clothes for the rest of his life
The doctor is baffled when he walks into the patient room and finds THE Superman sitting on the bench.
"Erm... hello Superman, what seems to be the problem? I'm going to be honest I didn't realize that the man of steel needed to go to the doctor.."
Clearly uncomfortable Superman lowers his gaze and sighs..
"Doc, this is a little embarrassing but it burns when I see..."
>!He can be killed by a Crip tonight!<
Some people wore bitcoin suits, other dogecoin. Superman was upset, no one told him it was a crypto night.
The bartender shouts, "Hey, we don't serve superconductors."
The superconductor didn't put up any resistance.
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