Sunshine Jokes

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Funniest Sunshine Short Jokes

Short sunshine jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sunshine humour may include short sunny jokes also.

1. I hate optimists. They'll jump out of a plane expecting sunshine and rainbows to cushion their fall. Meanwhile, I'll look both ways before crossing the street and get hit by the optimist.
2. What did the sunshine say to the rain on the spring equinox? "Let's make flowers grow together!"
3. My wife's favorite song is "Ain't No Sunshine" by Bill Withers. She says so every time it's on the radio. I reply "I know, I know, I know, I know, I know..."
4. I spoke with Bill Withers and I told him that "Ain't no sunshine" was bad grammar. He said "I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know"
5. A day without you is like a day with sunshine but I'm a ginger, so, you know, it's cool if you just stay away.
6. It is cloudy and snowing outside, and I just realized I ate the last piece of cheese in the fridge. Ain't no sunshine when cheese gone.
7. My wife's favorite song is "Ain't No Sunshine" by Bill Withers and she reminds of this every single time it's on the radio... I reply, "I know, I know, I know, I know, I know..."
8. Why did justin timberlake install solar panels in his pants? Cuz he's got. that. sunshine in his pocket.
9. You are my sunshine By that I mean you've probably damaged me in ways I won't know about for years to come.
10. A nature story. I was sitting out in the sunshine when two flies landed on my hand and began mating.
    Naturally, I blew them off.

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Sunshine One Liners

Which sunshine one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sunshine? I can suggest the ones about sunny day and sunlight.

1. I've invented a solar-powered still! It turns sunshine into moonshine.
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2. How did the goth kid break up with his girlfriend? He sang her You Are My Sunshine.
3. Florida is the sunshine state But clearly not the brightest state
4. A day with no sunshine is like..... night
5. You're like a little ray of sunshine... Blinding people and giving them cancer.
6. You know what really chaps my hide? Sunshine
7. A wise chinese man once said to me: "A day without sunshine is just a cloudy day."
8. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
9. Why is sunshine no longer allowed in California? They passed a law implementing Ray Bans.
10. There ain't no sunshine when she's gone... ...ain't no sandwiches either.
11. Why is Edward Cullen so pale? There's no sunshine in closets.

Great Sunshine Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about sunshine you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sunrise jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sunshine pranks.