Sunset Jokes
42 sunset jokes and hilarious sunset puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sunset that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for some hilarious sunset jokes? Then look no further, because we've got plenty of them right here! From classic jokes about the sun setting to more modern ones about sunburns, we've got plenty of ways to make you laugh. So why not check out our list and see for yourself?
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Funniest Sunset Short Jokes
Short sunset jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sunset humour may include short sunrise jokes also.
- My wife asked me if I like sunrises or sunsets better. I said, They both have their ups and downs
- A small plane crashed into a cemetery... the forensics found no survivors. They have found 268 bodies by sunset. They will continue searching tomorrow morning...
- On warm summer nights I like to stare off longingly into the sunset and wonder Why can't I see anything?
- Sometimes I like to just watch the sunset in the park by myself. I carry a gun with me to keep it that way.
- I thought my grandfather had died in the most ideal way: in Hawaii, watching the sunset, drinking a beer on a hammock But it turns out being strangled to death isn't fun.
- Guys are always making fun of girls for posting the same sunset all over Facebook and Snapchat, but I bet they didnt know this... RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 IS OUT TODAY!!!
- If Reza from the show "Shah's of Sunset" wrote a book... Would he call it, "Memoirs of a Gay Shah?"
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Sunset One Liners
Which sunset one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sunset? I can suggest the ones about sunshine and sunlight.
- What do you call a billionaire who commits crimes after sunset? Felon Dusk.
- What do you call twin brothers? A sunset
- So I was hiking up my favorite path the other day to watch the sunset...
- Lion: we said to meet at sunset..
- What do you call it when you eat a lemon at sunset? The Golden Sour.
- She reminded him of sunset Orange and hard on the eyes.
- What's a sailor's favorite thing to watch at sunset? Knot movies
- You know what gets really dark, really fast? The world after sunset
- My dog said the sunset was beautiful today... But I thought it was arful
- When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
- What's John Cena's favourite part of the sunset? The CENAry
- My crush is like a sunset They're both beautiful.
- Men of reddit, does sunset give you an e**...? Because morning would.
The Funniest Sunset Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about sunset you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean night sky jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sunset pranks.
Two Southern belles are walking down a country road.
They are out enjoying a sunset walk and admiring the scenery, when they come across a man taking photographs. The man, being awestruck at the beauty of the two ladies, asks if he can take their picture with the setting sun in the background.
The ladies discuss the idea and eventually agree.
The photographer begins setting up his tripod and adjusting his camera.
One of the ladies asks, "What is he doing?"
The other replies, in a thick Southern drawl, "He's going to focus."
Then the first says, "Both of us?"
An old married couple were sitting on the porch enjoying the sunset.
The old woman suddenly turned to her husband and smacked him across his face.
The old man was shocked. "Now why the h**... you'd do that for, Ethel?"
"That was for forty years of bad s**...," she said smugly.
A couple minutes passed and then the old man turned to his wife and slapped her back even harder.
"What the heck was that for, Harold?"
"That's for knowing the difference!"
2 village idiots are walking...
...in the woods in December. They spend long hours there, seemingly looking at the trees. As time goes by, they argue more and more. Finally, at sunset, one tells the other:
"Look, I don't care if the next one doesn't have any decorations, we're taking it for Christmas!"
An old married could sitting on their rocking chairs out on the porch watching the sunset...
Rocking away enjoying the sunset, when the woman takes her cane and suddenly smacks the old man on the leg.
"Hey... what was that for?" he protests
"For 60 years of bad s**...!" she says.
They go back to rocking.
A few moments later he takes his cane and smacks her on the leg.
"Hey... what was that for?" she cries.
"That's for knowing the difference!"
As they stood on top of The Eiffel Tower, watching a beautiful sunset, he got down on one knee and said, Honey?
She gasped audibly and said, Yeah?
He said, Help! My replacement knee is made of magnets.
Know your homonyms
As teacher was correcting essays written by her students she read, "Pedro jumped on his burrow and rode off into the sunset."
She wrote at the bottom of the page, "You obviously have problems with homonyms. A burrow is a hole in the ground. A burro is an a**.... At your age it's time to learn the difference."
A Texan at the Grand Canyon
I had a Slovakian friend who toured the Grand Canyon on his American holiday in a group with a Texan in it. They're standing on the precipice watching a sunset over the vast Southwest pastel and neon sky, when the Texan points to the stunning, striated canyon walls below and utters to my friend in a whisper, You know, I could fix that hole.
A Kiwi was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck...
Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he
realised that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his
two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful
cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for
romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better
to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm
around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely
until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets
together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another
shipwreck.
The only survivor was Julia Gillard.
That evening, the man brought Julia to the evening beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and
gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings' again.
He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in
and leaned over to Julia and told her he hadn't had s**... for months.
Julia batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she
could do for him.
He said, 'Could you take the dog for a walk!'
A critic walked up and down the aisles of a modern art exhibit.
He stopped before one particularly abstract work.
"What in the world is that supposed to be?" He wondered aloud.
"That," said the artist, "is *supposed* to be the Great Wall of China at sunset."
"Then why isn't it?" snapped the critic.
Jesus and a Hippie (one of the Best ewer)
Jesus Christ is walking on the beach, a beautiful sunset is in the making...
He meets a hippie who is rolling a joint and sits himself next to him.
Jesus: what are you doing?
Hippie: rolling a joint, wanna smoke some?
Jesus: hmmm... i only smoke good w**..., you know.
Hippie: yeah man, it's super good stuff!
... and they smoke it up!
Minutes later...
Jesus: my friend do you know who I am?
Hippie: no my friend I don't
Jesus: I am Jesus Christ!
Hippie: I TOLD YOU, it's good stuff!
My girlfriend was a p**......
So I decided I wanted her all to myself, and finally popped the question.
I brought her out to the woods with my brother, father and grandfather, it was a family tradition to bring all the men.
I got down on one knee and asked her in front of a beautiful sunset. She said yes!
So overcome with my joy, I broke into song:
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
She did. Three times over.
If you're happy and you know it, stop your feet!
She did again.
If you're happy and you know it...
We have very different definitions of do all three.
3 men died and were taken to God....
They were taken to the top of a cliff . GOD SAID to them that since they had been such outstanding citizens on Earth that they'd be given one chance to become anything they desired.
The first man ran to the edge of the cliff, jumped into the air and shouted."i want to be an eagle". Instantly he was changed into an eagle and soared off into the sunset.
The second man ran to the edge of the cliff, jumped into the air and shouted "I want to be an owl." Instantly he was changed into an owl and soared of into the sunset.
The third man ran towards the edge of the cliff, tripped on a rock and shout " Oh, sh*t"....
