The Best 22 Sunset Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Sunset jokes. There are some sunset beach jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sunset sundown puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Sunset Jokes and Puns
If Reza from the show "Shah's of Sunset" wrote a book...
Would he call it, "Memoirs of a Gay Shah?"
What do you call it when you eat a lemon at sunset?
The Golden Sour.
2 village idiots are walking...
...in the woods in December. They spend long hours there, seemingly looking at the trees. As time goes by, they argue more and more. Finally, at sunset, one tells the other:
"Look, I don't care if the next one doesn't have any decorations, we're taking it for Christmas!"
A small plane crashed into a cemetery...
the forensics found no survivors. They have found 268 bodies by sunset. They will continue searching tomorrow morning...
What's a sailor's favorite thing to watch at sunset?
Knot movies
What do you call twin brothers?
A sunset
So I was hiking up my favorite path the other day to watch the sunset...
An old married could sitting on their rocking chairs out on the porch watching the sunset...
Rocking away enjoying the sunset, when the woman takes her cane and suddenly smacks the old man on the leg.
"Hey... what was that for?" he protests
"For 60 years of bad sex!" she says.
They go back to rocking.
A few moments later he takes his cane and smacks her on the leg.
"Hey... what was that for?" she cries.
"That's for knowing the difference!"
Lion: we said to meet at sunset..
Sometimes I like to just watch the sunset in the park by myself.
I carry a gun with me to keep it that way.
A Texan at the Grand Canyon
I had a Slovakian friend who toured the Grand Canyon on his American holiday in a group with a Texan in it. They're standing on the precipice watching a sunset over the vast Southwest pastel and neon sky, when the Texan points to the stunning, striated canyon walls below and utters to my friend in a whisper, You know, I could fix that hole.
You can explore sunset beautiful reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean sunset cloudy dad jokes. There are also sunset puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
On warm summer nights I like to stare off longingly into the sunset and wonder
Why can't I see anything?
Guys are always making fun of girls for posting the same sunset all over Facebook and Snapchat, but I bet they didnt know this...
RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 IS OUT TODAY!!!
My dog said the sunset was beautiful today...
But I thought it was arful
I thought my grandfather had died in the most ideal way: in Hawaii, watching the sunset, drinking a beer on a hammock
But it turns out being strangled to death isn't fun.
You know what gets really dark, really fast?
The world after sunset
She reminded him of sunset
Orange and hard on the eyes.
A critic walked up and down the aisles of a modern art exhibit.
He stopped before one particularly abstract work.
"What in the world is that supposed to be?" He wondered aloud.
"That," said the artist, "is *supposed* to be the Great Wall of China at sunset."
"Then why isn't it?" snapped the critic.
Know your homonyms
As teacher was correcting essays written by her students she read, "Pedro jumped on his burrow and rode off into the sunset."
She wrote at the bottom of the page, "You obviously have problems with homonyms. A burrow is a hole in the ground. A burro is an ass. At your age it's time to learn the difference."
An old married couple were sitting on the porch enjoying the sunset.
The old woman suddenly turned to her husband and smacked him across his face.
The old man was shocked. "Now why the hell you'd do that for, Ethel?"
"That was for forty years of bad sex," she said smugly.
A couple minutes passed and then the old man turned to his wife and slapped her back even harder.
"What the heck was that for, Harold?"
"That's for knowing the difference!"
As they stood on top of The Eiffel Tower, watching a beautiful sunset, he got down on one knee and said, Honey?
She gasped audibly and said, Yeah?
He said, Help! My replacement knee is made of magnets.
Men of reddit, does sunset give you an erection?
Because morning would.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sunset daylight jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working sunset campfire piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.