The Best 13 Suns Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Suns jokes. There are some suns galaxies jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these suns sun puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Suns Jokes and Puns

What do you call three suns in a row?

A solar ellipses

My Parents are Divorcing and Went to Court

The judge asks me who I would want to live with. "I don't want to live with my dad because he beats me, but I don't want to live with my mom because she beats me too," I say. "Then who would you rather live with," the judge asks. "The Phoenix Suns, they never beat anybody".

Beer is just like the suns journey.

It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

Suns joke, Beer is just like the suns journey.

A new sunscreen called Sun-Off has been causing skin rashes on people's bellies after application.

It's a real Sun-Off Ab Itch

Babe, you're like a star that burns brighter than 1000 suns.

Because your period is about a week long.


What is the Suns favorite beer?

Natural Light

You are my sunshine

By that I mean you've probably damaged me in ways I won't know about for years to come.

Suns joke, You are my sunshine

Because of the suns radiation the U.S flag on the moon is now white.

Looks like the French finally got there.

Why is the Joker's makeup like a whitewashed tomb, his lips like torn paper, his eyes like burning suns?

Because when he was young, the Joker's father said
"Let's put a simile on that face!"

Sunscreen isn't very effective...

It didn't protect Steve Irwin from harmful Rays

Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule?

It's only SPF

You can explore suns sunscreen reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean suns protect dad jokes. There are also suns puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


KC & The Sunshine Band are sad Blockbuster have closed down.

They had plans to do a little dance, make a little love and get Downton out.

Some (eye-rolling) Chemistry Pick-up Lines for the Valentine's season

* Are you made of Carbon? Because it feels like my world revolves around you.
* You're my Lithium.
* Are you an anion? Because I'm positive we're meant to be together.
* My heart is made of Gallium. It melts when you're close to me.
* Are you Fluorine? Because i can't seem to get myself away from you.
* My heart burns like a mole of suns for you.
* If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put U and I together.
* Who needs Hydrogen if you're my #1?.
* I can feel a bond forming between us.

Any others would be appreciated

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the suns tatooine jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working suns brightly piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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