Suns Jokes
36 suns jokes and hilarious suns puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about suns that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Suns Short Jokes
Short suns jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The suns humour may include short jokes also.
- I completed another lap around the Sun, but I only get half a minute to celebrate today. It's my thirty-second birthday.
- Chuck Norris looked directly at the sun today... And the sun got so scared it hid behind the moon.
- Really enjoying my new life aboard the giant space station designed to solve Earth's overpopulation problem . Just a bit weird how the sun gets slightly bigger in my cabin window every day.
- Why can you see the LGBT colours in the sky after it rains? Because the sun just came out.
- Dear God, If you want us to impeach Trump, just give us a sign. Like blot out the sun. Anytime in the next week.
Thanks,
America. - TIL the american flag planted on the moon is now completely white due to radiation from the sun. Great, now future archeologists are gonna think the French got there first.
- My parents always tell me that their world doesn't revolve around me I guess that means that I'm not actually their sun :(
- My parents are always telling me that their world doesn't revolve around me So....I guess that means that I'm not actually their sun :(
- What does the sun and cleavage have in common? You can look at both for a second, but if want to stare you need to wear sunglasses.
- I was in a long staring contest with the sun. Everything is dark now, dare I say it, I must have won.
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Suns One Liners
Which suns one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with suns? I can suggest the ones about and .
- Dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is No sun
- I once stayed up all night trying figure out where the sun went Then it dawned on me
- What kind of eclipse is it when the sun moves in front of the moon? An Apocaclipse.
- The Sun doesn't need to go to college Because it already has 28 million degrees.
- I suddenly forgot where the sun went at night... ...then it dawned on me.
- Dad, do you know why it's so dark out? No sun.
- How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?
Planet - This morning I was wondering why the sun wasn't rising... And then it dawned on me
- If you leave a grape out in the sun, it'll shrivel and dry up... Just raisin awareness
- TIL You can watch the sun through a telescope without any filters. Only twice though...
- Don't trust people who avoid the sun. They're shady.
- Bread is a lot like the sun.. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
- I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone And then it dawned on me
- What type of flower grows in the surface of the sun? An Ultra-Violet
- Why do blondes prefer to buy cars with sun roof? Because there's more leg room.
Thousand Suns Jokes
Here is a list of funny thousand suns jokes and even better thousand suns puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why didn't the sun have to attend university? It's already got thousands of degrees.
- Why didn't the sun go to college? It already had 10 thousand degrees.
Suns Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about suns you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make suns pranks.
Some (eye-rolling) Chemistry Pick-up Lines for the Valentine's season
* Are you made of Carbon? Because it feels like my world revolves around you.
* You're my Lithium.
* Are you an anion? Because I'm positive we're meant to be together.
* My heart is made of Gallium. It melts when you're close to me.
* Are you Fluorine? Because i can't seem to get myself away from you.
* My heart burns like a mole of suns for you.
* If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put U and I together.
* Who needs Hydrogen if you're my #1?.
* I can feel a bond forming between us.
Any others would be appreciated
KC & The Sunshine Band are sad Blockbuster have closed down.
They had plans to do a little dance, make a little love and get Downton out.
A police man pulls over a priest for swerving..
As the officer approaches the window he notices a bottle in a brown bag on the seat.
Officer says, "father, I pulled you over for swerving back there. You haven't been drinking have you?"
"No my son. Why would you ask that?"
"Well I noticed the bottle on the seat next to you."
"Oh my son, that's just holy water."
"OK father. So why is it in a bag?"
"Well my son, that is to protect it from the suns rays."
"Mind if I take a sip?"
"Not at all my son."
As the officer puts the bottle to his lips and takes a drink, he immediately spits it out...
"Father, this is wine."
The preacher, "PRAISE THE LORD. HE'S DONE IT AGAIN!"
What is another name for sunscreen?
SOLution
A cop pulls over his pastor when he notices him swerving...
As the officer approaches the window he notices a bottle in a brown bag on the seat. Officer says, "brother, I pulled you over for swerving back there. You haven't been drinking have you?"
"No sir, why would you ask that?"
"Well I noticed the bottle on the seat next to you."
"Oh, that's just holy water."
"OK brother. So why is it in a bag?"
"Well, that is to protect it from the suns rays."
"Mind if I take a sip?"
"Not at all."
As the officer puts the bottle to his lips and takes a drink, he immediately spits it out...
"Brother, this is wine."
The pastor, "PRAISE THE LORD. HE'S DONE IT AGAIN!"
Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule?
It's only SPF
How many suns does Tatooine have?
10 it's a binary system.
Sunscreen isn't very effective...
It didn't protect Steve Irwin from harmful Rays
Why is the Joker's makeup like a whitewashed tomb, his lips like torn paper, his eyes like burning suns?
Because when he was young, the Joker's father said
"Let's put a simile on that face!"
Because of the suns radiation the U.S flag on the moon is now white.
Looks like the French finally got there.
Babe, you're like a star that burns brighter than 1000 suns.
Because your period is about a week long.
You are my sunshine
By that I mean you've probably damaged me in ways I won't know about for years to come.
There ain't no sunshine when she's gone...
...ain't no sandwiches either.
What do you call three suns in a row?
A solar ellipses
My Parents are Divorcing and Went to Court
The judge asks me who I would want to live with. "I don't want to live with my dad because he beats me, but I don't want to live with my mom because she beats me too," I say. "Then who would you rather live with," the judge asks. "The Phoenix Suns, they never beat anybody".
Why is sunshine no longer allowed in California?
They passed a law implementing Ray Bans.
What is the Suns favorite beer?
Natural Light
A new sunscreen called Sun-Off has been causing skin rashes on people's bellies after application.
It's a real Sun-Off Ab Itch
Beer is just like the suns journey.
It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.