The Best 16 Sunrise Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sunrise jokes. There are some sunrise wake jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sunrise sunset puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sunrise Jokes and Puns

Sensei, I've been training for years, and I'm not getting any stronger. What's going on?

Have you seen the flock of cranes fly over the old mountain at sunrise?


Have you seen the great lightning storms crack the sky before making way for a rainbow?


Have you seen the fabled tiger as it hunts prey in the forest, quicker than the eye can see?

Yes, Sensei.

That's the problem. You keep watching stupid shit instead of practicing!


Teacher: Can anyone use the word "fascinate" in a sentence?

Billy: I was fascinated by the sunrise.

Teacher: Good, but "fascinated" is past tense. Can anyone else try?

Suzie: It was fascinating to see the flowers grow.

Teacher: Good, Suzie, but you added an "ing" at the end of the word and made it an adjective. I just want to hear the verb "fascinate".

Ernie: Yo mama got a blouse with 12 buttons on it...but she so fat, she can only fascinate!

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

*Told to me by pastor this morning just before Sunrise Service.*

Sunrise joke, Why are there fences around cemeteries?

I never got why people love the sunrise so much.

Then it dawned on me.

Sunrise Yoga

I'm on vacation with my wife and she asks me do you want to join me for sunrise yoga tomorrow?

I replied 'namaste in bed'

2 Texans are bragging about how big their ranches are

The first guy says "Well I'll put it to you this way, I can get in my truck before sunrise, drive all day long, and by sundown I still haven't hit the other side of my spread."

The other fella looks down, spits, and says "Yeah, I used to have a truck like that"

A Texan is bragging to a New Yorker about how big Texas is ...

He says, "I can start driving at sunrise, and by sundown I'd still be in Texas." New Yorker says, "I had a car like that once."

Sunrise joke, A Texan is bragging to a New Yorker about how big Texas is ...

Sunny side up!

Growing up I never knew what a sunrise was until one day it dawned on me.

What do you call a rabbit that is closer to the sunrise than you?

An East-er bunny

How big is your ranch ?

- Well, every morning at sunrise, I get in my truck, and start driving, and by the time the time sun sets I still haven't reached the end of my ranch.
- Yeah, I had a truck like that once.

What do you call a tree that only grows at sunrise?

Morning wood.

You can explore sunrise dusk reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean sunrise slumber dad jokes. There are also sunrise puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

How can you tell when it's sunrise?

It really just dawns on you

How does a software developer call the sunrise?


I got up early to watch the sunrise

And then it dawned on me.

Sunrise should have marketed Gundam better in the middle east.

I mean, Muslims love mecca!

I didn't know what sunrise was

then it dawned on me.

Sunrise joke, I didn't know what sunrise was

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