Sunrise Jokes

26 sunrise jokes and hilarious sunrise puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sunrise that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Check out these hilarious jokes all about the beauty of sunrise and sunset! From tequila sunrises to starry nights at noon, these jokes will have you in stitches right at dusk!

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Funniest Sunrise Short Jokes

Short sunrise jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sunrise humour may include short sunset jokes also.

  1. Why are there fences around cemeteries? People are dying to get in.
    *Told to me by pastor this morning just before Sunrise Service.*
  2. Sunrise Yoga I'm on vacation with my wife and she asks me do you want to join me for sunrise yoga tomorrow?
    I replied 'namaste in bed'
  3. My wife asked me if I like sunrises or sunsets better. I said, They both have their ups and downs
  4. A Texan is bragging to a New Yorker about how big Texas is ... He says, "I can start driving at sunrise, and by sundown I'd still be in Texas." New Yorker says, "I had a car like that once."
  5. Sunrise should have marketed Gundam better in the middle east. I mean, Muslims love mecca!

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Sunrise One Liners

Which sunrise one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sunrise? I can suggest the ones about dawn and daylight.

  1. I never got why people love the sunrise so much. Then it dawned on me.
  2. What do you call Nitrogen after the sunrises? Daytrogen.
  3. Sunny side up! Growing up I never knew what a sunrise was until one day it dawned on me.
  4. What do you call a tree that only grows at sunrise? Morning wood.
  5. What do you call a rabbit that is closer to the sunrise than you? An East-er bunny
  6. How can you tell when it's sunrise? It really just dawns on you
  7. How does a software developer call the sunrise? Sunget
  8. I got up early to watch the sunrise And then it dawned on me.
  9. I didn't know what sunrise was then it dawned on me.
  10. The sunrise is beautiful and all but i wouldn't get out of bed for it
  11. Sun and I I can wake up at sunrise.
    condition apply
    If sun can rise at noon.
  12. What's it called when a hooked gets up at sunrise? The h**... rizin.

Sunrise joke, What's it called when a hooked gets up at sunrise?

Gather Around for Heartwarming Sunrise Jokes and Uplifting Humor

What funny jokes about sunrise you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean early morning jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sunrise pranks.

Sensei, I've been training for years, and I'm not getting any stronger. What's going on?

Have you seen the flock of cranes fly over the old mountain at sunrise?
Have you seen the great lightning storms crack the sky before making way for a rainbow?
Have you seen the fabled tiger as it hunts prey in the forest, quicker than the eye can see?
Yes, Sensei.
That's the problem. You keep watching s**... s**... instead of practicing!


Teacher: Can anyone use the word "fascinate" in a sentence?
Billy: I was fascinated by the sunrise.
Teacher: Good, but "fascinated" is past tense. Can anyone else try?
Suzie: It was fascinating to see the flowers grow.
Teacher: Good, Suzie, but you added an "ing" at the end of the word and made it an adjective. I just want to hear the verb "fascinate".
Ernie: Yo mama got a blouse with 12 b**... on it...but she so fat, she can only fascinate!

2 Texans are bragging about how big their ranches are

The first guy says "Well I'll put it to you this way, I can get in my truck before sunrise, drive all day long, and by sundown I still haven't hit the other side of my spread."
The other fella looks down, spits, and says "Yeah, I used to have a truck like that"

How big is your ranch ?

- Well, every morning at sunrise, I get in my truck, and start driving, and by the time the time sun sets I still haven't reached the end of my ranch.
- Yeah, I had a truck like that once.

Sunrise joke, I got up early to watch the sunrise