The Best 29 Sunny Day Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sunny Day jokes. There are some sunny day 365 days jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sunny day month puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sunny Day Jokes and Puns

What do cows drink joke

Say each of the questions aloud and then answer the final question.

What color are polar bears?
What color is cotton?
What color are clouds normally on a sunny day?
What color are marshmallows?

So what do cows drink?

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Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Don't know they're just a bit shady.

Two English Muslims go on holiday in Spain...

Two English Muslims go on a long holiday in Spain, and they're having a wonderful time until one day the weather turns and it rains for three days straight. On the fourth day, one of them looks out of the window in the morning.

"Ahmed, I think we can visit some of the local buildings today. We should bring an umbrella though."

"Ah, but Hissam, how is the weather looking on the forecast? Is it Sunni, or is it Shi'ite?"

My neighbour always seems to hang up his laundry on sunny days, but never on rainy days.

One day I decided to ask him how he always knew which days to hang his laundry.

"Well," he explained, "if I wake up and my wife is lying on her side, I know it's going to rain and I shouldn't hang my laundry. If I wake up and she's lying on her front, I know it's not going to rain and I should hang my laundry."

"That's a very interesting method," I replied, "but what if she's lying on her back?"

"Ah, those days," he said, "I have better things to do than laundry!"

Sunny day with my gf.

I ask honey if I could borrow a newspaper.

"This is the 21st century," she said. We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad."

She is right, I kill the son of b* in one shot.

I can tell you this. That fly never knew what hit him.

A drummer was standing outside of his car panicking because he accidentally locked his keys inside it.

It was a very hot sunny day and the bassist was still inside the car.

What do you call a dirty puddle on a slab of cold concrete in dim, gloomy light?

A sunny day in Seattle.

I was driving with my daughter on a beautiful sunny day this winter and I said, "I can't believe how poor the visibility is."

She said, "What do you mean? It's perfectly clear." Pointing down I said, "I can only see four feet in front of us."

Sunny side up!

Growing up I never knew what a sunrise was until one day it dawned on me.

A polar bear brings his car in to the mechanic

Mechanic tells him that it will be a few hours so the polar bear goes over to the supermarket and buys a bucket of vanilla ice cream. It's a hot sunny day and he goes over to the park bench to eat it. Then he wanders back to the garage. "Looks like you blew a seal," the mechanic says. "Oh no," the polar bear laughs, wiping his moth. "That's just ice cream."

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What do cats like to eat on sunny days?


Bulls on a Parade

On a hot sunny day, I went to a record store. A song was playing on the speakers. Angrily, I picked up a hammer and started banging the speaker system.
The confused owner asked, "What is this?"
I said, "Rage Against the Machine."

Two Italian men are deep sea fishing in the middle of the Mediterranean...

Vinny and Paulo were deep sea fishing on a bright sunny day when a World War II mine came floating along. Upon noticing this round spiky object coming nearer and nearer to the boat, Vinny shouted, "Paulo! It's a mine, it's a mine!!!"

Paulo replied, "Okay Vinny, you can-a have it!"

Why would you really want to win a game of beach volleyball on a hot and sunny day?

Because defeat hurts.

Three elderly ladies sitting on a park bench

Three very old ladies were sitting on a park bench together on a lovely sunny day when a flasher stopped at the end of their bench, faced them and exposed himself!

Well the old lady closest to him took a look and immediately had a stroke! Then the lady in the middle of the bench also looked then had a stroke! The last old lady at the end of the bench, poor love, couldn't reach that far.

Warm, sunny day here in the mountains with lots of melting starting. I think the Icelandic have a word for this weather


A weather girl walks into a chemist

And buys an umbrella, a pair of sunglasses and a box of tampons.

She was expecting rain with sunny periods that day

What do you call Vladimir Putin after a horseback ride on a sunny day?

Russian dressing

What's the best beer for drinking on a sunny day?

Natural Light.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, on a sunny day their light comes from the glass ceiling.

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Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking.

They hiked all day long and then, having gotten tired, unpacked and quickly retired.

Holmes wakes up deep into the night, wakes Watson and says "Watson, do you see the bright stars and do you notice how clear the sky is? What can you deduce from it?"

Watson yawns and tries to play the game.

LWell, this clearly tells us the weather tomorrow is going to be dry and sunny."

"No, my friend. It’s much simpler than that. Someone has stolen our tent."

Google Weather reported today is a cloudy day. But it is a clear sunny day.

Something must have happened to Google clouds.

A grape threw a huge outdoor party on a hot, sunny day...

It was raisin' the roof.

I asked my dad if all Muslims could one day live in peace.

He said "Sunni, that's Shia madness."

What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.

Man Looking For A Sick Girl.

A man enters a store on a bright and sunny day looking for a girl called Lorraine. He asks the store owner if she is in today.
"No, she called in sick." The owner replied.
"Oh." The man continues. "Than can i have her number?"
"I wouldn't do that." The owner quickly says.
"Why?" The man asks in confusion.

"Well,"The owner quickly replies. "I wanna know, have you ever seen Lorraine, Comin' down on a sunny day?"

Why can't midgets reach elevator buttons on a sunny day?

No Umbrella.

Ever wonder why it rains one day, and is sunny on the next?

Because the world is "bipolar".

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