The Best 7 Sunni Shia Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sunni Shia jokes. There are some sunni shia jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sunni shia puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sunni Shia Jokes and Puns

Donald Trump was recently asked "Do you know the difference between Sunni and Shia?"

He replied "I don't know which is which but I loved their song 'I got you babe'."

A Sunni and a Shia Muslim have a child together

They name her Sushi

How do Shia hate their eggs?

Sunni side up.

What caused the rift between the Sunni and the Shia?

A clerical error

My mom is a shia and dad is a sunni, i guess you can say i am


I asked my dad if all Muslims could one day live in peace.

He said "Sunni, that's Shia madness."

Shia muslims are not welcome in the City of Brotherly Love...

Because it's always sunni in Philadelphia.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sunni shia jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sunni shia piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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