The Best 19 Sunni Muslim Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sunni Muslim jokes. There are some sunni muslim jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sunni muslim puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sunni Muslim Jokes and Puns

Muslims are a lot like breakfast eggs.

If they aren't Sunni side up, they're probably Shiite.

English Weather

I just read something about weather in England:

The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as _'English Weather'._

In order to no longer offend a sizable portion of the UK population, it will now be referred to as _'Muslim Weather'_ -- partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite.

What do the weather in England and a Muslim have in common?

It's either Sunni or Shiite.

Muslim weather is so unpredictable...

It's either Sunni or Shiite.

Did you know the weather is just like a Muslim?

It's either Sunni or it's Shiite.

Two English Muslims go on holiday in Spain...

Two English Muslims go on a long holiday in Spain, and they're having a wonderful time until one day the weather turns and it rains for three days straight. On the fourth day, one of them looks out of the window in the morning.

"Ahmed, I think we can visit some of the local buildings today. We should bring an umbrella though."

"Ah, but Hissam, how is the weather looking on the forecast? Is it Sunni, or is it Shi'ite?"

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

My muslim neighbors were fighting over their suzuki and nissan cars.

The Ciaz vs Sunny problems are getting out of hand.

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

Muslims are a bit like the weather...

They're either Sunni or Shiite.

The weather in England is like the Muslims in Iraq.

It's either Sunni, or Shiite.

You can explore sunni muslim reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean sunni muslim dad jokes. There are also sunni muslim puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

A Sunni and a Shia Muslim have a child together

They name her Sushi

Why is British weather muslim?

Because when it isn't sunni, it's utter shiite

The British weather has just been declared Muslim

A little bit Sunni but mostly Shiite

What do you call a Muslim that only prays during the Summer?


Two Muslim vampires are discussing the weather...

Vampire 1: It's really Sunni outside.

Vampire 2: Shiite!

Courtesy of my 8-year-old.

I asked my dad if all Muslims could one day live in peace.

He said "Sunni, that's Shia madness."

In light of situations in the Middle East, I think some humor may be called for

How do Muslims like their eggs?

Sunni side up.

Shia muslims are not welcome in the City of Brotherly Love...

Because it's always sunni in Philadelphia.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sunni muslim jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sunni muslim piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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