Following is our collection of shia humor and jihadists one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Sunni puns for adults, dirty devout jokes or clean islam gags for kids.
There is an abundance of shi jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 41 funniest jokes on sunni. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any hammad witze you can hear about sunni.
Because it's either Sunni or Shi'ite
If they aren't Sunni side up, they're probably Shiite.
It's either Sunni or Shi'ite
I just read something about weather in England:
The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as _'English Weather'._
In order to no longer offend a sizable portion of the UK population, it will now be referred to as _'Muslim Weather'_ -- partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite.
It's always Sunni!
It's either Sunni or Shiite.
It's either Sunni or it's Shiite.
Sometimes it's Sunni, other times it's Shiite.
Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.
He replied "I don't know which is which but I loved their song 'I got you babe'."
It's either sunni or shiite
A little but Sunni, but an awful lot Shiite.
They're either Sunni or Shiite.
It's always sunni in Philadelphia
Sunni in the North Shiite in the Southο»Ώ.
It's either Sunni, or Shiite.
He could only cook eggs Sunni side up and, honestly, they tasted like Shi'ite.
They really scared the Shiite outa me!
It's mostly Sunni
Son: "Ey dad, what is Islam?"
Dad: "Oh, well Sunni, it's a Shiite religion"
They name her Sushi
Because when it isn't sunni, it's utter shiite
A little bit Sunni but mostly Shiite
Sunni.
"It's Always Sunni in Benghazi"
Vampire 1: It's really Sunni outside.
Vampire 2: Shiite!
Courtesy of my 8-year-old.
Because it's very sunni there!
"Good Shiite."
"See you Sunni."
Sunni side up.
I was always bothered by his Sunni disposition
Cuz I'm Sunni.
A little bit sunni, but mostly shiite.
They always talk about how Sunni it is but personally I think it was Shiite.
I mean I can see it in the weather, I mean.. sometimes it's Sunni sometimes it's Shi'ite.
Nah, that sounds Shi'itte
But the weather in Iran is Shiite.
On a gig last night the band leader called the first number - "On the Sunni side of the street."
A clerical error
Because it's always sunni in Philadelphia.
Bi-sectual
It's either Sunni or Shiite.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.