Sunni Jokes

Following is our collection of shia humor and jihadists one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Sunni puns for adults, dirty devout jokes or clean islam gags for kids.

There is an abundance of shi jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 41 funniest jokes on sunni. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any hammad witze you can hear about sunni.

The Best jokes about Sunni

Why is the British weather like Islam?

Because it's either Sunni or Shi'ite

Muslims are a lot like breakfast eggs.

If they aren't Sunni side up, they're probably Shiite.

What are the two types of weather in Islamic countries?

It's either Sunni or Shi'ite

English Weather

I just read something about weather in England:

The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as _'English Weather'._

In order to no longer offend a sizable portion of the UK population, it will now be referred to as _'Muslim Weather'_ -- partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite.

Why is the weather so nice in Saudi Arabia?

It's always Sunni!


What do the weather in England and a Muslim have in common?

It's either Sunni or Shiite.

Did you know the weather is just like a Muslim?

It's either Sunni or it's Shiite.

Do you know about the unpredictable weather in Syria?

Sometimes it's Sunni, other times it's Shiite.

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

Donald Trump was recently asked "Do you know the difference between Sunni and Shia?"

He replied "I don't know which is which but I loved their song 'I got you babe'."

The weather in Saudi Arabia is pretty simple

It's either sunni or shiite


Scotland is like Iraq

A little but Sunni, but an awful lot Shiite.

Muslims are a bit like the weather...

They're either Sunni or Shiite.

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

What's the weather like in Iraq ?

Sunni in the North Shiite in the Southο»Ώ.

The weather in England is like the Muslims in Iraq.

It's either Sunni, or Shiite.

Why did the Pakistani cook get fired?

He could only cook eggs Sunni side up and, honestly, they tasted like Shi'ite.

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

I'm thinking of visiting Saudi Arabia based on the upcoming week's forecast

It's mostly Sunni


Scottish boy asks his dad about Islam

Son: "Ey dad, what is Islam?"

Dad: "Oh, well Sunni, it's a Shiite religion"

A Sunni and a Shia Muslim have a child together

They name her Sushi

Why is British weather muslim?

Because when it isn't sunni, it's utter shiite

The British weather has just been declared Muslim

A little bit Sunni but mostly Shiite

What do you call a Muslim that only prays during the Summer?

Sunni.

What's the most popular sitcom in Libya?

"It's Always Sunni in Benghazi"

Two Muslim vampires are discussing the weather...

Vampire 1: It's really Sunni outside.

Vampire 2: Shiite!

Courtesy of my 8-year-old.

Why do middle easterners always got that nice tan?

Because it's very sunni there!

What did the warring religious sects say to each other after they made peace?

"Good Shiite."

"See you Sunni."

How do Shia hate their eggs?

Sunni side up.

My friend just joined ISIS

I was always bothered by his Sunni disposition

I've dry skin & a friend suggested that I use Shea Butter, but I can't do that

Cuz I'm Sunni.

London weather is just like Iraq.

A little bit sunni, but mostly shiite.

People say Iraq weather was great,

They always talk about how Sunni it is but personally I think it was Shiite.

Everyone says Britain is getting more and more Islamised.

I mean I can see it in the weather, I mean.. sometimes it's Sunni sometimes it's Shi'ite.

Do you want your eggs Sunni side up?

Nah, that sounds Shi'itte

I hear the weather in Saudi Arabia is very Sunni...

But the weather in Iran is Shiite.

Did you hear about the Iraqi Shi'ite Trumpet player who quit the Baghdad Big Band today?

On a gig last night the band leader called the first number - "On the Sunni side of the street."

What caused the rift between the Sunni and the Shia?

A clerical error

Shia muslims are not welcome in the City of Brotherly Love...

Because it's always sunni in Philadelphia.

My mom is a shia and dad is a sunni, i guess you can say i am

Bi-sectual

The weather were having is so islamic...

It's either Sunni or Shiite.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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