Following is our collection of funny Sunni jokes. There are some sunni jihadists jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sunni islam puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Because it's always sunni in Philadelphia.
On a gig last night the band leader called the first number - "On the Sunni side of the street."
"It's Always Sunni in Benghazi"
He could only cook eggs Sunni side up and, honestly, they tasted like Shi'ite.
Sometimes it's Sunni, other times it's Shiite.
Because when it isn't sunni, it's utter shiite
They really scared the Shiite outa me!
They're either Sunni or Shiite.
I just read something about weather in England:
The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as _'English Weather'._
In order to no longer offend a sizable portion of the UK population, it will now be referred to as _'Muslim Weather'_ -- partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite.
It's either Sunni or it's Shiite.
I was always bothered by his Sunni disposition
You can explore sunni shia reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean sunni devout dad jokes. There are also sunni puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
If they aren't Sunni side up, they're probably Shiite.
Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.
It's either Sunni or Shiite.
No?
Yeah, well it's quite big - there was even a popular documentary series on it...
"It's always Sunni in Philadelphia."
A little bit sunni, but mostly shiite.
How do Muslims like their eggs?
Sunni side up.
Because it's either Sunni or Shi'ite
Vampire 1: It's really Sunni outside.
Vampire 2: Shiite!
Courtesy of my 8-year-old.
It's mostly Sunni
It's too sunni for physical labour and everyone has shi'ite for brains.
I said it's going to be Sunni or Shiite.
It's always sunni in Philadelphia
It's either Sunni, or Shiite.
It's either sunni or shiite
Sunni in the North Shiite in the Southο»Ώ.
Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.
Son: "Ey dad, what is Islam?"
Dad: "Oh, well Sunni, it's a Shiite religion"
I mean I can see it in the weather, I mean.. sometimes it's Sunni sometimes it's Shi'ite.
He said "Sunni, that's Shia madness."
"Good Shiite."
"See you Sunni."
A little but Sunni, but an awful lot Shiite.
They always talk about how Sunni it is but personally I think it was Shiite.
Sunni side up.
Nah, that sounds Shi'itte
A little bit Sunni but mostly Shiite
It's either Sunni or Shi'ite
He said it was sunni.
They name her Sushi
Because it's very sunni there!
But the weather in Iran is Shiite.
He replied "I don't know which is which but I loved their song 'I got you babe'."
It's always Sunni!
Sunni.
It's either Sunni or Shiite.
Bi-sectual
A clerical error
Cuz I'm Sunni.
I've heard it's because it's always Sunni there, but right now conditions are looking like Shiite.
It's either Sunni or Shiite.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sunni shi jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working sunni hammad piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.