Sunni Jokes

• Short Sunni Jokes
• Sunni One Liners
• Sunni Muslim Jokes
• Sunni Islam Jokes
• More Sunni Jokes

Funniest Sunni Short Jokes

Short sunni jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sunni humour may include short devout jokes also.

1. Muslims are a lot like breakfast eggs. If they aren't Sunni side up, they're probably Shiite.
2. My mother in law complained that the thermometer I gave her (which she hung in a very sunny spot) wasn't showing an accurate temperature. So I told her to stick it where the sun doesn't shine.
3. Every day Sunny Leone creates history Every day Sunny Leone creates history...
   Then
   we have to
   go to
   Settings
   and
   delete that
   History.
4. Do you know about the unpredictable weather in Syria? Sometimes it's Sunni, other times it's Shiite.
5. Donald Trump was recently asked "Do you know the difference between Sunni and Shia?" He replied "I don't know which is which but I loved their song 'I got you babe'."
6. My Egg died. He died last fry day. thank god he wasn't beaten.
   Don't worry he went over easy.
   He's now on the sunny side.
   He's definitely in a better plate...
7. I don't understand why so many people were in Afghanistan. I've heard it's because it's always Sunni there, but right now conditions are looking like Shiite.
8. A drummer was standing outside of his car panicking because he accidentally locked his keys inside it. It was a very hot sunny day and the bassist was still inside the car.
9. My muslim neighbors were fighting over their suzuki and nissan cars. The Ciaz vs Sunny problems are getting out of hand.
10. Do you like eggs? I have them in the morning with my toast.
    Sometimes sunny side up, sometimes scrambled, sometimes over easy.
    I think they're eggsellent.

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Sunni One Liners

Which sunni one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sunni? I can suggest the ones about mecca and halal.

1. Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity? Because they only have one season.
2. Why is the weather so nice in Saudi Arabia? It's always Sunni!
3. What do the weather in England and a Muslim have in common? It's either Sunni or Shiite.
4. Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? Don't know they're just a bit shady.
5. Muslim weather is so unpredictable... It's either Sunni or Shiite.
6. Did you know the weather is just like a Muslim? It's either Sunni or it's Shiite.
7. How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked? Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.
8. The weather in Saudi Arabia is pretty simple It's either sunni or shiite
9. Scotland is like Iraq A little but Sunni, but an awful lot Shiite.
10. Muslims are a bit like the weather... They're either Sunni or Shiite.
11. What's a Muslim's favorite TV show? It's always sunni in Philadelphia
12. Why are solar panels always optimistic? They always keep their sunny side up.
13. What's the weather like in Iraq ? Sunni in the North Shiite in the South.
14. The weather in England is like the Muslims in Iraq. It's either Sunni, or Shiite.
15. Dad, its sunny here Son, it's daddy here

Sunni Muslim Jokes

Here is a list of funny sunni muslim jokes and even better sunni muslim puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A Sunni and a Shia Muslim have a child together They name her Sushi
• Why is British weather muslim? Because when it isn't sunni, it's utter shiite
• The British weather has just been declared Muslim A little bit Sunni but mostly Shiite
• What do you call a Muslim that only prays during the Summer? Sunni.
• Two Muslim vampires are discussing the weather... Vampire 1: It's really Sunni outside.
  Vampire 2: Shiite!
  Courtesy of my 8-year-old.
• Shia muslims are not welcome in the City of Brotherly Love... Because it's always sunni in Philadelphia.
• I asked my dad if all Muslims could one day live in peace. He said "Sunni, that's Shia madness."
• In light of situations in the Middle East, I think some humor may be called for How do Muslims like their eggs?
  Sunni side up.
• What kind of muslim live in LA? It's always sunni in California...
• What did the Muslim vampire say? Awwww shiite, it's really sunni outside today!

Sunni Islam Jokes

Here is a list of funny sunni islam jokes and even better sunni islam puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Scottish boy asks his dad about Islam Son: "Ey dad, what is Islam?"
  Dad: "Oh, well Sunni, it's a Shiite religion"
• The weather were having is so islamic... It's either Sunni or Shiite.
• Why is the british weather like Islam? Because it's either Sunni or s**...'ite
• What are the two types of weather in Islamic countries? It's either Sunni or s**...'ite

Quirky and Hilarious Sunni Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about sunni you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean extremist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sunni pranks.