The Best 48 Sunni Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Sunni jokes. There are some sunni jihadists jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sunni islam puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Sunni Jokes and Puns

Shia muslims are not welcome in the City of Brotherly Love...

Because it's always sunni in Philadelphia.

Did you hear about the Iraqi Shi'ite Trumpet player who quit the Baghdad Big Band today?

On a gig last night the band leader called the first number - "On the Sunni side of the street."

What's the most popular sitcom in Libya?

"It's Always Sunni in Benghazi"

Sunni joke, What's the most popular sitcom in Libya?

Why did the Pakistani cook get fired?

He could only cook eggs Sunni side up and, honestly, they tasted like Shi'ite.

Do you know about the unpredictable weather in Syria?

Sometimes it's Sunni, other times it's Shiite.


Why is British weather muslim?

Because when it isn't sunni, it's utter shiite

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

Sunni joke, What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

Muslims are a bit like the weather...

They're either Sunni or Shiite.

English Weather

I just read something about weather in England:

The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as _'English Weather'._

In order to no longer offend a sizable portion of the UK population, it will now be referred to as _'Muslim Weather'_ -- partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite.

Did you know the weather is just like a Muslim?

It's either Sunni or it's Shiite.

My friend just joined ISIS

I was always bothered by his Sunni disposition

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Muslims are a lot like breakfast eggs.

If they aren't Sunni side up, they're probably Shiite.

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

What do the weather in England and a Muslim have in common?

It's either Sunni or Shiite.

Have you heard about the recent wave of Saudi emmigration to Pennsylvania?

No?

Yeah, well it's quite big - there was even a popular documentary series on it...

"It's always Sunni in Philadelphia."

London weather is just like Iraq.

A little bit sunni, but mostly shiite.

Sunni joke, London weather is just like Iraq.

In light of situations in the Middle East, I think some humor may be called for

How do Muslims like their eggs?

Sunni side up.

Why is the British weather like Islam?

Because it's either Sunni or Shi'ite

Two Muslim vampires are discussing the weather...

Vampire 1: It's really Sunni outside.

Vampire 2: Shiite!

Courtesy of my 8-year-old.


I'm thinking of visiting Saudi Arabia based on the upcoming week's forecast

It's mostly Sunni

Why does Middle Eastern civilization have no major accomplishments?

It's too sunni for physical labour and everyone has shi'ite for brains.

Someone asked me what the weather was like in the Middle East...

I said it's going to be Sunni or Shiite.

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

The weather in England is like the Muslims in Iraq.

It's either Sunni, or Shiite.

The weather in Saudi Arabia is pretty simple

It's either sunni or shiite

What's the weather like in Iraq ?

Sunni in the North Shiite in the Southο»Ώ.

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

Scottish boy asks his dad about Islam

Son: "Ey dad, what is Islam?"

Dad: "Oh, well Sunni, it's a Shiite religion"

Everyone says Britain is getting more and more Islamised.

I mean I can see it in the weather, I mean.. sometimes it's Sunni sometimes it's Shi'ite.

I asked my dad if all Muslims could one day live in peace.

He said "Sunni, that's Shia madness."

What did the warring religious sects say to each other after they made peace?

"Good Shiite."

"See you Sunni."

Scotland is like Iraq

A little but Sunni, but an awful lot Shiite.

People say Iraq weather was great,

They always talk about how Sunni it is but personally I think it was Shiite.

How do Shia hate their eggs?

Sunni side up.

Do you want your eggs Sunni side up?

Nah, that sounds Shi'itte

The British weather has just been declared Muslim

A little bit Sunni but mostly Shiite

What are the two types of weather in Islamic countries?

It's either Sunni or Shi'ite

My friend has just arrived in Saudi Arabia

He said it was sunni.

A Sunni and a Shia Muslim have a child together

They name her Sushi

Why do middle easterners always got that nice tan?

Because it's very sunni there!

I hear the weather in Saudi Arabia is very Sunni...

But the weather in Iran is Shiite.

Donald Trump was recently asked "Do you know the difference between Sunni and Shia?"

He replied "I don't know which is which but I loved their song 'I got you babe'."

Why is the weather so nice in Saudi Arabia?

It's always Sunni!

What do you call a Muslim that only prays during the Summer?

Sunni.

The weather were having is so islamic...

It's either Sunni or Shiite.

My mom is a shia and dad is a sunni, i guess you can say i am

Bi-sectual

What caused the rift between the Sunni and the Shia?

A clerical error

I've dry skin & a friend suggested that I use Shea Butter, but I can't do that

Cuz I'm Sunni.

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