The Best 19 Sunlight Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sunlight jokes. There are some sunlight vapor jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sunlight sun puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sunlight Jokes and Puns

What happens to Nitrogen when you put it in direct sunlight?

It becomes DAYTROGEN!

Thor was viewing the earth, when he saw a beautiful milkmaid. He transformed to human form, descended to earth - and seduced her.

They made love for 3 days and 3 nights, then one morning Thor was stood with his back to her, shuttered sunlight streaming through his golden hair and across his massive frame - the very image of godlike perfection. And he spoke.

Darling, I must away from this place he turned round for dramatic effect, then thundered. FOR I, AM THOR!

She replied YOU'RE thor? I can barely thtand!

Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

Sunlight joke, Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

Why as it important for Ted Cruz to be in Cancun while Texas is freezing?

Reptiles require sunlight.

With the far right prescribing UV and sunlight for medical cures

They have finally seen the benefits of solar power.

Contradicting Coronavirus advice!

First, we hear alcohol may prevent the virus... now research suggests the opposite. Then we're told heat and humidity has no effect, but wait... direct sunlight might quickly kill the virus. So, if you come across some elderly bloke, standing in the yard, intoxicated and naked, leave me alone... I'm conducting important medical research.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Sunlight joke, What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

On Mars, the rover begins a new day by opening its solar panel to charge up when there's sunlight...

But this time it hits something.

The scientists are puzzled. There was nothing there when it last went to sleep. Anxious, they use the last of its energy turning its camera around. It was an Earth feline.

Curiosity killed a cat


What does the doctor recommend you take if you have a Vitamin D deficiency?

Some sunlight

What does the doctor recommend you take if you have too much Vitamin D?

Some Sun-Lite

Did you know about Cape Breton's indigenous flower?

It only grows for six months of the year and requires a minimum of 160 days of sunlight before blooming. It's called the pogey flower.

I'm researching ways to block sunlight from windows

It's actually a double-blind study.

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R.I.P puddles in the sunlight.

You will be mist.

I was arguing with Linkin Park over the mass of sunlight...

...but in the end, it doesn't even matter.

What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?


If a tree farm is planted next to a cornfield ...

and over time grows to steal sunlight from the cornfield, would that be farmed robbery?

My friend has a disease that makes him afraid of sunlight.

I don't know why, but he's really in the dark about it.

Sunlight joke, My friend has a disease that makes him afraid of sunlight.

What consumes blood and can't survive in the sunlight?

An Irishman



Soon enough I bet they'll be telling us sunlight causes cancer...

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