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Funniest Sunk Short Jokes

Short sunk jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sunk humour may include short sinking jokes also.

  1. Two Eskimos sitting in a Kayak were getting cold, so they decided to light a fire, unfortunately it sunk the boat. Proving once and for all that you can't have your Kayak and heat it
  2. I took a massive gamble and just sunk all my life savings into a Butcher shop on a blimp. The steaks have never been higher!
  3. The Titanic was recently visited by a diving crew with a robot submarine. What they found out was completely amazing. Even after 100 years of being sunk, all the pools are still full.
  4. Today I realized that I didn't understand what sunk cost fallacy meant all my life. Oh well, too late to do anything about it now.
  5. Did you hear about the Cop who arrested an innocent Iceberg because he thought it looked like the one that sunk the Titanic? He was fired for Glacial Profiling.
  6. "Studnia" is a Polish word referring to a shaft sunk into the ground used to obtain water (hopefully this translates well)
  7. I bought a book on the sunk cost fallacy. It's not very good but I'm halfway through, so I thought I might as well finish it.
  8. Fishy tales Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?
    Because he was stuck in denial.
  9. I just realized I have been using the phrase sunk cost fallacy incorrectly all my life. Oh well, it's too late to do anything now.
  10. My great-grandfather sunk 7 U-boats during WW2 Some say that he was the most incompetent captain in the Kriegsmarine

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Sunk One Liners

Which sunk one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sunk? I can suggest the ones about ship sank and sank.

  1. My great grandfather sunk 5 U-boats in ww2 Easily the worst captain the kriegsmarine had
  2. Help, I just sunk the wrong submarine and I need legal advice Whoops! Wrong sub.
  3. Et tu, Brute? You sunk my battleship!
  4. I was wondering why my ship kept getting smaller. Then it finally sunk in.
  5. True or False A german u-boat was sunk because of a malfunctioning toilet.
  6. Why should you not have took a cruise on the Titanic? Because it sunk.
  7. The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
  8. When the titanic sunk.. Rose was still on board.
  9. TIL the Germans sunk much of their own navy... oops wrong sub

Ship Sunk Jokes

Here is a list of funny ship sunk jokes and even better ship sunk puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A cargo ship carrying a shipment of mannequins sunk to the ocean floor It was one thousand legs under the sea.
  • Did you guys heard about the Chinese Ship with a cargo load of Yo-yos that sunk off the coast of Mexico.. .. all 200 times..
  • What do you call the statement that the *Bismarck* never sunk a British Ship? A "False-Hood"
  • Why did only the gay people on a cruise ship survive when it sunk? Because they were very flambuoyant.

Submarine Sunk Jokes

Here is a list of funny submarine sunk jokes and even better submarine sunk puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • TIL That there was a German warship during WW2 that accidentally sunk 34 friendly submarines.
  • TIL the USS Colorado made nearly 12,000 career dives during WWII- significantly more than most modern submarines- and sunk the last Japanese warship of the war! Sorry, wrong sub :(
Sunk joke, TIL the USS Colorado made nearly 12,000 career dives during WWII- significantly more than most moder

Sunk joke, TIL the USS Colorado made nearly 12,000 career dives during WWII- significantly more than most moder

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What funny jokes about sunk you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sinks jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sunk pranks.

I've spent an hour and a half now trying to explain "sunk cost fallacy" to my son

He's no nearer understanding it than when we started, and it's giving me a serious headache.
But if I quit now I'll have had all this for nothing!

i have spent 2 hours trying to explain sunk cost fallacy to my son

he doesn't seem to be understanding anything i am saying and honestly, i feel like giving up.
but if i quit now, i'd have spent all this time for nothing!

A jew and a Chinese man are in an argument...

The jew says, "I hate your people for what you did at pearl harbour". The Chinese man says, what do you mean? That was the Japanese!". The jew replies, "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same. So the Chinese man says, "Well I hate your people for sinking the titanic". The jew says, "That's ridiculous; an iceberg sunk the titanic!". The Chinese man responds, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Silverberg, you're all the same".

A Jewish man and a Chinese man strike up a conversation

Before long they're arguing.
Jewish man: "You know what? I hate you."
Chinese man: "Why?"
Jewish man: "Pearl Harbor!"
Chinese man: "That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!"
Jewish man: "Japanese, Chinese what's the difference?"
Chinese man: "Well, you know what? I hate you."
Jewish man: "Why?"
Chinese man: "The Titanic!"
Jewish man: "An iceberg sunk the Titanic!"
Chinese man: "Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"

A Chinese doctor has a Jewish patient.

"Listen," says the patient, "I didn't think we were going to get along so good together."
"What do you mean?"
"What do I mean! Pearl Harbor, that's what I mean!"
"What are you talking about, Pearl Harbor? I'm Chinese!"
"Yeah, well...Chinese, Japanese, it's all the same thing."
"What do you mean, all the same thing? The Jews sunk the Titanic!"
"The Jews sunk the Titanic?"
"Sure. Greenberg, Goldberg, Iceburg, all the same to me!"

British ship

So a British boat is sunk by a U-boat during world war 2
the British in distress send out the message- Help! Help! we are sinking!
the German U-boat picks up the message and says- What are you sinking about?

Chinese guy and a Jewish guy sitting at a bar.

Suddenly Jewish guy whacks Chinese guy on the head. What was that for? says the Chinese guy. Pearl Harbor says the Jewish guy. Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese. Jewish guy says Japanese Chinese what's the difference?
Time goes by. Suddenly the Chinese guy whacks the Jewish guy on the head. What's that for? Sinking of the Titanic. Titanic was sunk by an iceberg. Iceberg Goldberg what's the difference?

I hate to sound like a conspiracy theorist here, but are we truly to believe that the Titanic sunk after being hit by an iceberg?! Do they think we're s**... fools!?

I've been throwing lettuce at the window for hours now and it hasn't even scratched, let alone put a hole in it.

A pair of Arms, a pair of Legs and a head have a swimming race...

All contestants dive in, the arms take the lead with the legs just behind, however the head has sunk to the bottom. The arms eventually win, with the legs in second.
They recover the head and they asked what happened? The head replied "I've been training for 6 months using my ears and just before we start, some c**t put a swimming cap on me"
*Edit, spelling mistake

A Jewish and a Chinese Guy.

Once two dudes, a Jewish and a Chinese were talking.
J: You evil Japanese started World War 2 by b**... Pearl Harbour.
C: I'm Chinese, not Japanese.
J: But you all look the same.
C: Well you sunk the Titanic.
J: That was an iceberg.
C: Iceberg, Goldberg, Bloomberg, its all the same to me.

I hung my head as I sat in a fetal position on the floor, trying to choke back the tears.

I hung my head as I sat in a fetal position on the floor, trying to choke back the tears.
"Are you okay?" She asked.
I couldn't speak. I'd done some crazy things in my life, but this time I had sunk to a new low. I still shuddered inside at the thought of what had just happened.
"You knew what you were getting into." She said. "You agreed up front."
I had agreed, true, but now I felt dirty and used.
"We'll talk tomorrow" she said, as she slid the Klondike bar toward me.

The animals in the zoo are bored.

The snake says "I know, we can play billiards" The elephant scoffs "How. we don't have a table?" The snake explains they can do tricks, and the other animals judge them as to how many b**... they have sunk. So each animal does their best and the snake is winning, showing off he says to the elephant "Bet i can slither through your guts and out your a**..." With that he shoots up the elephant's trunk. The elephant quickly jams his trunk up his own a**... and says "Ha!.. You're snookered."

They say 1,500 souls died when the Titanic sunk...

But there were about a hundred gingers so it's more like 1,400 souls

What was the real reason the Titanic broke in two as it sunk into the ocean?


Sunk joke,  Et tu, Brute?