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British ship
So a British boat is sunk by a U-boat during world war 2
the British in distress send out the message- Help! Help! we are sinking!
the German U-boat picks up the message and says- What are you sinking about?
Fishy tales
Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?
Because he was stuck in denial.
Why did only the gay people on a cruise ship survive when it sunk?
Because they were very flambuoyant.
The Titanic was recently visited by a diving crew with a robot submarine. What they found out was completely amazing.
Even after 100 years of being sunk, all the pools are still full.
TIL That there was a German warship during WW2 that accidentally sunk 34 friendly submarines.
Why was James Cameron so depressed after exploring the Mariana Trench?
He had really sunk to a new low.
Help, I just sunk the wrong submarine and I need legal advice
Whoops! Wrong sub.
TIL the USS Colorado made nearly 12,000 career dives during WWII- significantly more than most modern submarines- and sunk the last Japanese warship of the war!
Sorry, wrong sub :(
I was wondering why my ship kept getting smaller.
Then it finally sunk in.
A jew and a Chinese man are in an argument...
The jew says, "I hate your people for what you did at pearl harbour". The Chinese man says, what do you mean? That was the Japanese!". The jew replies, "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same. So the Chinese man says, "Well I hate your people for sinking the titanic". The jew says, "That's ridiculous; an iceberg sunk the titanic!". The Chinese man responds, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Silverberg, you're all the same".
Did you guys heard about the Chinese Ship with a cargo load of Yo-yos that sunk off the coast of Mexico..
.. all 200 times..
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They say 1,500 souls died when the Titanic sunk...
But there were about a hundred gingers so it's more like 1,400 souls
Complacency and inaction were the two main reasons the Titanic sunk.
Let that just sink in.
A pair of Arms, a pair of Legs and a head have a swimming race...
All contestants dive in, the arms take the lead with the legs just behind, however the head has sunk to the bottom. The arms eventually win, with the legs in second.
They recover the head and they asked what happened? The head replied "I've been training for 6 months using my ears and just before we start, some c**t put a swimming cap on me"
*Edit, spelling mistake
A Jewish man and a Chinese man strike up a conversation
Before long they're arguing.
Jewish man: "You know what? I hate you."
Chinese man: "Why?"
Jewish man: "Pearl Harbor!"
Chinese man: "That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!"
Jewish man: "Japanese, Chinese what's the difference?"
Chinese man: "Well, you know what? I hate you."
Jewish man: "Why?"
Chinese man: "The Titanic!"
Jewish man: "An iceberg sunk the Titanic!"
Chinese man: "Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
Why was the Sentinel army so useless during the War of Betony?
The cannons were too heavy, so all three garbage scows sunk.
I hate to sound like a conspiracy theorist here, but are we truly to believe that the Titanic sunk after being hit by an iceberg?! Do they think we're s**... fools!?
I've been throwing lettuce at the window for hours now and it hasn't even scratched, let alone put a hole in it.
Et tu, Brute?
You sunk my battleship!
What was the real reason the Titanic broke in two as it sunk into the ocean?
TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FLEX SEAL, I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF!!!
A Jewish and a Chinese Guy.
Once two dudes, a Jewish and a Chinese were talking.
J: You evil Japanese started World War 2 by b**... Pearl Harbour.
C: I'm Chinese, not Japanese.
J: But you all look the same.
C: Well you sunk the Titanic.
J: That was an iceberg.
C: Iceberg, Goldberg, Bloomberg, its all the same to me.
What do you call the statement that the *Bismarck* never sunk a British Ship?
A "False-Hood"
A cargo ship carrying a shipment of mannequins sunk to the ocean floor
It was one thousand legs under the sea.
Why should you not have took a cruise on the Titanic?
Because it sunk.
The Rock.
Dwayne Johnson would never have been part of the Titanic movie. He would have sunk in the first scene.
True or False
A german u-boat was sunk because of a malfunctioning toilet.
Did you hear about the Cop who arrested an innocent Iceberg because he thought it looked like the one that sunk the Titanic?
He was fired for Glacial Profiling.
Chinese guy and a Jewish guy sitting at a bar.
Suddenly Jewish guy whacks Chinese guy on the head. What was that for? says the Chinese guy. Pearl Harbor says the Jewish guy. Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese. Jewish guy says Japanese Chinese what's the difference?
Time goes by. Suddenly the Chinese guy whacks the Jewish guy on the head. What's that for? Sinking of the Titanic. Titanic was sunk by an iceberg. Iceberg Goldberg what's the difference?
My great grandfather sunk 5 U-boats in ww2
Easily the worst captain the kriegsmarine had
"Studnia" is a Polish word referring to a shaft sunk into the ground used to obtain water
(hopefully this translates well)
The animals in the zoo are bored.
The snake says "I know, we can play billiards" The elephant scoffs "How. we don't have a table?" The snake explains they can do tricks, and the other animals judge them as to how many b**... they have sunk. So each animal does their best and the snake is winning, showing off he says to the elephant "Bet i can slither through your guts and out your a**..." With that he shoots up the elephant's trunk. The elephant quickly jams his trunk up his own a**... and says "Ha!.. You're snookered."
I just realized I have been using the phrase sunk cost fallacy incorrectly all my life.
Oh well, it's too late to do anything now.
Today I realized that I didn't understand what sunk cost fallacy meant all my life.
Oh well, too late to do anything about it now.
I hung my head as I sat in a fetal position on the floor, trying to choke back the tears.
I hung my head as I sat in a fetal position on the floor, trying to choke back the tears.
"Are you okay?" She asked.
I couldn't speak. I'd done some crazy things in my life, but this time I had sunk to a new low. I still shuddered inside at the thought of what had just happened.
"You knew what you were getting into." She said. "You agreed up front."
I had agreed, true, but now I felt dirty and used.
"We'll talk tomorrow" she said, as she slid the Klondike bar toward me.
I've spent an hour and a half now trying to explain "sunk cost fallacy" to my son
He's no nearer understanding it than when we started, and it's giving me a serious headache.
But if I quit now I'll have had all this for nothing!
i have spent 2 hours trying to explain sunk cost fallacy to my son
he doesn't seem to be understanding anything i am saying and honestly, i feel like giving up.
but if i quit now, i'd have spent all this time for nothing!
I bought a book on the sunk cost fallacy.
It's not very good but I'm halfway through, so I thought I might as well finish it.
My great-grandfather sunk 7 U-boats during WW2
Some say that he was the most incompetent captain in the Kriegsmarine
I took a massive gamble and just sunk all my life savings into a Butcher shop on a blimp.
The steaks have never been higher!
A Chinese doctor has a Jewish patient.
"Listen," says the patient, "I didn't think we were going to get along so good together."
"What do you mean?"
"What do I mean! Pearl Harbor, that's what I mean!"
"What are you talking about, Pearl Harbor? I'm Chinese!"
"Yeah, well...Chinese, Japanese, it's all the same thing."
"What do you mean, all the same thing? The Jews sunk the Titanic!"
"The Jews sunk the Titanic?"
"Sure. Greenberg, Goldberg, Iceburg, all the same to me!"
Two Eskimos sitting in a Kayak were getting cold, so they decided to light a fire, unfortunately it sunk the boat.
Proving once and for all that you can't have your Kayak and heat it
