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No son, have you seen my dad glasses?
Sunglasses.
Wouldn't it be cheaper to just tint the kitchen windows!
The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlight
Submarine screen door
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart board
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chair
Water proof tea bags
Zero proof alcohol
Reusable ice cubes
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap
A plane is preparing for takeoff with a full load of passengers when the pilot and copilot board--both with dark sunglasses and tapping walking sticks for guidance. The passengers are understandably uncomfortable, but assume it must be some sort of practical joke, so they say nothing.
As the plane begins to accelerate, the passengers see the end of the runway rapidly approaching, with certain doom awaiting at the end if the pilots really can't see what they're doing. Just before the end of the runway, all the passengers scream together--right before the plane lifts off. They're a little upset, but relieved that the pilots aren't really blind.
In the cockpit, the pilot turned to his copilot and remarked: "you know, Lou, one of these days they're not going to scream in time, and then we'll be in real trouble!"
Because they have no buccaneers!
Happy speak like a pirate day!
He was looking shady.
I said
"I don't know, where are my dadglasses?"
(ββ _β )
*Shady.*
A) Put on sunglasses
B)
"I'm above you."
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They seemed to either love them or hate them.
You can look at both for a second, but if want to stare you need to wear sunglasses.
Oakley Dokelys
The sunglasses sit higher on your face.
The trade was very shady.
Because I feel cooler
Wasn't that bright
A) Use the cool sunglasses emoticon
B)
Sitting on his face.
A) Use the sunglasses face
B)
But instead of buying new ones, I'm just gonna put Trump pictures where the lenses used to be. He seems to be far more polarizing than my Costas ever were.
Why don't deaf people wear ear muffs?
A) Use happy sunglasses emoji
B)
"Can you pass me my sunglasses?"
"Sure." Replied the dad. "Then can you pass me my dadglasses?"
I said 'You never told me you had a son named glasses!'
Slim Shady.
I honestly can't see what all the fuss was about.
*on Shark Tank*
Sharks: what's your idea?
Me: ridiculously wide sunglasses
Shark 1: I'm out
Shark 2: I'm out as well
Hammerhead shark: tell me more
One's a rad bat, the other's a bad rat
To protect their FB-eyes
He looked pretty shady.
A man was pulled over, and the officer noticed a group of penguins in the backseat.
Officer: You need to take those penguins to the zoo.
Man: Ok, I will.
The next day the man was pulled over by the officer and he notices the same group of penguins in the backseat but they all had sunglasses on.
Officer: I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo.
Man: I did. Today we're going to the beach.
Turns out, Craig is black.
They might have protected him from harmful rays
When a man walked in wearing sunglasses and holding a white and red walking stick, demanding all our money.
He was robbing us blind!
So when I ordered blue tinted sunglasses and got the wrong color, I was seeing red.
Polarized and able to be bought surprisingly cheap.
"As soon as you hand me my dadglasses, Son."
"I can't see myself wearing these" said the old man.
"Why not?" asked the clerk.
"Because I'm blind".
A) emoticon puns and sunglasses
B)
"Nope. Have you seen my dad glasses?"
It wasn't worth it to ask him if he had any sunscreen...
They're shady
A) Make the sunglasses face
B)
The man replied, These are my penguins. They belong to me.
You need to take them to the zoo, the policeman said.
The next day, the officer saw the same guy driving down the road. He pulled him over again. He saw the penguins were still in the truck, but they were wearing sunglasses this time. I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo! the officer said.
I did, the man replied. And today I'm taking them to the beach.
AND you can look longer with sunglasses!
One leg over each ear...
nothing, he didn't recognise him
You can stare at em longer if you're wearing sunglasses.
A coconut on vacation.
wearing black sunglasses and a walking cane.
A shop assistant comes over and says "sorry sir, but we don't allow dogs in here".
The man replies, "but this is my guide dog!".
"Oh.." says the shop assistant, "I thought they were meant to be labradors?"
The man says "oh god, what have I got!"
Because they're so polarizing
Bad idea, Heinz-Sight 2020.
He goes up to the local pub with a strong man blocking his way.
"I want to drink the night away!"
The muscular guard takes off his sunglasses and says,
"What would you do for a Klondike bar?"
I also bumped into the optometrist, the receptionist and I knocked over their sunglasses display.
The officer looked in the back of Jeff's truck and said, Why are these penguins in your truck?
Jeff replied, These are my penguins. They belong to me.
You need to take them to the zoo, the policeman said.
The next day, the officer saw Jeff driving down the road once again. He pulled him over again. He saw the penguins were still in the truck, but they were wearing sunglasses this time. I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo! the officer said.
I did, Jeff replied. And today I'm taking them to the beach."
Some people like 'em, some people hate 'em.
Because his sunglasses won't stay up
The bouncer was letting everybody in front of them in but when they get to the velvet rope the bouncer says: Sorry fellas, I can't let you in.
Feeling dejected the sunglasses said Why not?
The bouncer replies Well for a start, you're off your head and your mate here looks like he could start something.
She had bright students!
The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said," I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said," I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach."
Hat, sunglasses and slippers
A group of tourists in Africa were enjoying a tour of the bush observing the wild life. The guide says to everyone , Don't be surprised if you see an elephant wearing sunglasses.
One of the tourists asks-
why would an elephant be wearing sunglasses?
The guide replies- "Well, they do this to so they can go unnoticed at the beach."
The tourist then said- That's ridiculous!! My hotel is right on the beach and I've never seen an elephant."
The guide replies-
"I guess it works."
because my students are too bright.
They're all bad ass.
He couldn't see that well.
I replied: "No son, have you seen my dad glasses?"
He gave a good explanation but I felt his viewpoint was too polarized for me.
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