The Best 22 Sung Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Sung jokes. There are some sung karaoke jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sung tune puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Sung Jokes and Puns
What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?
They're both Christmith Thongs.
Two ornithologists were listening to a bird call...
...they heard it sing "fourtimesthreetimestwotimesone". It took a pause and then sung "equalstwentyfour". They looked at each other slightly confused, when they heard it repeat the call:"fourtimesthreetimestwotimesone"..."equalstwentyfour". One ornithologist looked at the other and said "I don't think I've ever heard that bird before"; the other one answered, "me either, but I'm pretty sure it's a Fact Oriole".
I just read a story about songs in history and the pitches in which they were sung.
For example, a march to battle was sung around middle D. Gregorian chants were sung from low D to middle G.
It seems that most, if not all, pirate shanties were sung on the high C's.
I don't like sunglasses
They're shady
I like my sunglasses like I like my politicians,
Polarized and able to be bought surprisingly cheap.
Christmas Carol not to be sung in Southern California...
Oh the weather outside is frightful...
But the fire is so delightful...
And since you have no place to go....
In honor of a bath time song sung by a fellow dad...
Here is mine:
Wash your body!
Oh yeah.
Clean your body!
Uh huh
Wash your body!
It's bath time tonight!
Let's get clean, alright!
Clean your fingers and your toes...
Wash your face, don't forget your nose
If it's Monday night we wash your hair.
But everytime wash behind your ears!
Let's play name the title
Jokes are reposted so many times here, so name the titles of these punchlines
1. Ones a hippo and ones a little lighter
2. How far do you think I can kick this bucket?
3. Obviously not
4. But it wasn't stroganoff
5. Sam sung note 7
6. Measles
7. We went out and had a few drinks. Cool guy, wanted to become a web designer.
8. I wore the wrong sock this morning
9. Unless everyone gets them
10. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for life.
Did you see what Sam did at the talent show?
Sam sung
My 3 sons placed 1st, 2nd and 3rd in a talent contest judged by Lee Kun-hee
Jake juggled, Daniel danced and Sam sung
Why can't sunglasses have political opinions?
Because they're so polarizing
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What do you call karaoke being sung by a Native American?
Cheraokee.
My drunk neighbour spent the whole night dancing to the sound of my generator
When I turned the generator off, he asked me who sung the track?
I said, it's Yamaha featuring petrol.
The karaoke party was the bomb
Sam sung
Sam went into Samsung store
Sam went into a Samsung store where he was told that he could win a brand new phone if he sings them a song. What did Sam do?
Sam sung.
Which song was sung about birds, and also sung by birds?
The Byrds- Tern Tern Tern.
Credit- my dad.
When I took off my sunglasses, my roommate said, "I thought you had blue eyes."
I replied, "Must have left them in my other genes"
What sunglasses can see inside your eyes?
X-Ray Bans
The "Silent Night" song is a lie
It's not silent, and it probably wasn't sung at night.
[true story] My step dad's name is John Sung, and he named his son, Samuel.
One day Samuel overhears his dad say, "I like Samsung over Apple. Apple's so overrated."
And he thinks, "Thanks, Dad."
A whale washed up on a beach and saw a person eating a burger
He sung We are family
Even though your fatter than me
Sunglasses manufacturers and Hitmen have something in common.
They are both into shady business
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sung samuel jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working sung singer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.